Mountain - Hilarious Jester Or Stupid Butthead?

[mountain]

well.. who likes/hates me? this is ur chance to decide! dont waste it!

[Kaniaz]

I voted for: i think mountain is a hilarious jester! his crazy antics keep me up all night with laughter! come back mountain[/b] YOU SHOULD TOO.

[Gawain]

WHY? The PIE selection THROWS OFF MY ACTUAL VOTE! I am religiously obliged to pick PIE. That's sort of blackmail, now isn't it?

[Gawain]

everyone loves me! 100% of voters want my returrn! i love u all too![/b] This is entirely misleading. I have been forced to accept your return. As I said, I cannot blaspheme against the omnipotent pie. It offends me to think that you would take advantage of my beliefs. Tsk tsk. That's an all time low.

[Courtney Mae]

Screw you.

[Jess]

i play football, not the gay european kind. The kind that ladies dont play.[/b] I play 'gay european' football 'that ladies play'. Guess how I voted.

[Courtney Mae]

Are you a little full of yourself? All the options involve you being funny. What about those of us who think you're just plain annoying?

[PenguinLord13]

This is entirely misleading. I have been forced to accept your return. As I said, I cannot blaspheme against the omnipotent pie. It offends me to think that you would take advantage of my beliefs. Tsk tsk. That's an all time low. [/b] I know. Pie must be honored...

[Leixor]

haha pie was my ace in the hole... who doesnt like pie. nobody, thats who. [/b] I don't like pie... well... I like cherry cobbler... is that pie? Blast... it's defined as a "deep dish pie"...

[Dangeruss]

hmm that's strange. I like pie, but I certainly don't like you.

[Courtney Mae]

thats not very... nice... [/b] You asked.

[FreshBrains]

Let me translate this into mountian-speak. "thou i dont think mountian is the most r'tarded jester ever, he is incredly rud to other membrs and isnt that welcom."

[The Blue Meanie]

I voted for the stupiud butthead option. Not because I actually thought you were BEFORE a saw this poll (actually I haven't been around much recently, so, I'm sorta like, "Hey, who's this guy?"... But I picked the stupiud butthead option simply by virtue of the fact that the actual act of making a big noise and ask people whther they thing you are a stupid butthead, in itself indicates that you ARE a stupid butthead. And for the record, NZ and Australia make the best pies in the world, no contest.

[MSG]

Mountain is disrespectful to girls and I don't like that. I made a character analysis using all of your posts and chatlogs, and your main qualities include: unoriginal egotistical selfish arrogant I like pie but didn't vote for that.

[Gawain]

YOU BLASPHEMER You are not WORTHY of enlightenment! Do not claim you are pie. I have been pie in the last 5 lifetimes. I am of holy lineage. I can clearly differentiate mortals from dessert gods. You... disgrace. I am thoroughly offended. That is more offensive than a garlic clad onion man that bathed in rotten pig flesh, let baked in the sun for 5 minutes, and vomitted on itself. That's more offensive than Rachel Ray. That's highly more offensive than Bob Ross coming back from the dead to play covers of Iron Maiden. Methinks the pie would understand if I were to change my vote. They know deep down that I honour the pie, but opposing this pastry sin is more important than proffesing my creed. I have popped a blood vessel. Excuse me while I spend my time doing something worth while like sitting in the ER, rather than True TBM, he did ask. Edit before I go for first aid: Actually, most Jester's in the Dark Ages were actually either insane or mentally retarded... Its a lose-lose situation for you.

[shark!]

wow 9 against you? I like how serious some people take people around here... ...taking the risk that others will now dislike me (this kinda thing seems to unfairly happen all too often...) I voted for the 3rd choice. Didn't I claim that you add flavour to the site somewhere originally? I had to vote for my idea!

[King and God]

PIE!!!!!11 wow 9 against you? I like how serious some people take people around here... ...taking the risk that others will now dislike me (this kinda thing seems to unfairly happen all too often...) I voted for the 3rd choice. Didn't I claim that you add flavour to the site somewhere originally? I had to vote for my idea! [/b] meh u cant blame em; that option sounds cool after all

[Limitz]

Okay mountain, it's not that you're conceited as hell... it's not that you address noobs as lower beings... it's not that you're more annoying than a retarded dog that pisses all over your floor when you make eye contact... it's certainly not that you made a poll about what people think of you.... I think it's just that NO ONE LIKES YOU!

[The Blue Meanie]

Okay mountain, it's not that you're conceited as hell... it's not that you address noobs as lower beings... it's not that you're more annoying than a retarded dog that pisses all over your floor when you make eye contact... it's certainly not that you made a poll about what people think of you.... [/b] Well, actually, for me it IS that last option. But, that's kinda not the point here. See, I thought this was all just a sort of joke (and perhaps it started off as that, so meh, pies, whatever), but there seems to be a lot of hostility going on here... I haven't been around much lately so I don't know anything much about mountain other than the fact that he created this sorta weird, self-obesessed poll. BUT Surely, if you have some sort of gripe about the guy, just take it to one of the mods or seeker or ice or something. I mean, I'm all up for a healthily senseless argument about the merit of pies, buttheads, and butthead-pie hybrids, but, there's no real need for all this hostility in a forum that's otherwise relatively polite, level-headed and sensible...

[Limitz]

Well, actually, for me it IS that last option. But, that's kinda not the point here. See, I thought this was all just a sort of joke (and perhaps it started off as that, so meh, pies, whatever), but there seems to be a lot of hostility going on here...[/b] Twas sarcasm..

[mountain]

but, there's no real need for all this hostility in a forum that's otherwise relatively polite, level-headed and sensible... [/quote] polite level headed and sensible... thats insanity... i made a few jokes in a forum and suddenly i had people ive never even spoken to telling me that no one likes me. People who werent even originally in the topics which i made a few harmless jokes in... I dare anyone to find one post of me directly insulting another person without being first insulted... in fact, i dont think u can find one of me insulting anyone even after theyve made comments like "your a dog who pissed on the floor...(cant remember the whole thing)" but it does not matter anymore, because im deleting all my posts and getting out of this forum... just because some one makes a few senseless comments IN A FORUM MARKED SENSELESS doesnt mean everyone should go around being as ass to them... im leaving up my posts in the other sections thou because hopefully those can help a few people who would like the advice. Anyway whatever, i dont know what everybody so mad at me, but ill apologize anywya... sorry for... ruining your forum. didnt mean to cause so much trouble, especially sorry to icedawg and seeker.

[The Blue Meanie]

Uhhhh... actually, I was more talking to the people being hostile towards you, mountain. It's kind of a bit weird and suicidal for you to have created this thread, and, you MAY indeed be a little annoying. Even so, as of yet I haven't seen ANY traces of nastiness or malice...

[Dangeruss]

You're right, mountain, you haven't made any attacks or done anything malicious. You're a pretty nice guy actually, you even turned the other cheek when I told you die! but all that aside, you're still egocentric and patriotic to a (large) fault. These two traits are particularly obnoxious to me and I'm going to hate on anyone who displays them in such a proud manner. such is life. Now excuse me while I go crap on an american flag while meditating on my own shortcomings.

[Kaniaz]

© Back, ye high and mighty wolves!

[Limitz]

but, there's no real need for all this hostility in a forum that's otherwise relatively polite, level-headed and sensible... polite level headed and sensible... thats insanity... i made a few jokes in a forum and suddenly i had people ive never even spoken to telling me that no one likes me. People who werent even originally in the topics which i made a few harmless jokes in... I dare anyone to find one post of me directly insulting another person without being first insulted... in fact, i dont think u can find one of me insulting anyone even after theyve made comments like "your a dog who pissed on the floor...(cant remember the whole thing)" but it does not matter anymore, because im deleting all my posts and getting out of this forum... just because some one makes a few senseless comments IN A FORUM MARKED SENSELESS doesnt mean everyone should go around being as ass to them... im leaving up my posts in the other sections thou because hopefully those can help a few people who would like the advice. Anyway whatever, i dont know what everybody so mad at me, but ill apologize anywya... sorry for... ruining your forum. didnt mean to cause so much trouble, especially sorry to icedawg and seeker. [/b] Don't let the door hit you on the way out.