Thread: Your Funniest Chat Up Lines.

Hehe, funny thread.

OK, here's a few I witnessed personally...


"Hey, wanna go out with me?" (probably the first time this guy tried to get a girl outside of elementary school)

"You remind me a lot of my grandmother."

"You have beautiful eggs." (language barrier gone wrong)


And my personal favorite (but I'm cheating a little...):

"She's my girlfriend" <--- Said to everyone but the girl in question.

Me: "Hey! Long time no see! How've you been?"

(*she is confused*)

Me: "I'm a friend of [make up a name]'s. [your name]. Remember me?"

Her: "Where do I know you from?"

Me: "If I told you I'd have to sex you. Kill you! I meant kill you."

Her: (*funny look*) "'Scuse me?"

"Freudian slip."

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That's actually the exact words from an AIM chat I just had with a (female) friend of a friend. I'd never met her before. Those were my first words. We talked for over an hour.

Yeah. I'm just that damn good.

Excuse me, did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all messed up.

I like the handles.
*wink and look sexy*

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

hello

I got all excited and thought this was Kaniaz making a long overdue return.

Damn you necroposters!

"Is it me or does this handkerchief smell of chloroform?"

Or, simply:

"Get in the van."

"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

"I love every bone in your body - especially mine."

"You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

"Hey babe... my mouth can generate over 750 psi."

"Bond. James Bond."

"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"