Thread: Inside The Grandfather Clock

Inside the grandfather clock.....I found......messy anuses.....

It's at times like these that I wish I were a moderator

Originally Posted by MSG

It's at times like these that I wish I were a moderator
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Why? That dude is doing exactly what the forum topic asks for: Senseless crap.

One could agrue that 'oh people should only post high leveled intelligent crap in senseless banter'. That isn't the purpose of senseless banter, that is the purpose of the lounge...

Point being: Let people make silly, un-funny even, topics. As long as it is in senseless banter, and not somewhere else on the forum.

Originally Posted by Neruo

Point being: Let people make silly, un-funny even, topics. As long as it is in senseless banter, and not somewhere else on the forum.
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I could, but then senseless banter would plummet even faster than it is already is into this massive spiral of fail.

I remember a time when senseless banter wasn't full of spam, but instead, entertaining topics that had no place in any of the other forums.

I remember when people used to joke around with each other, instead of compete to seem smarter or better.

I remember a time where nobody would ever start a thread like this one.

I remember a time ... when there were hardly any kids.

Facefrogclock?

Tick tock





The Merclock

IT'S ORK SMASHING TIME!
~ The Merclock

TweaK why does that fucking clock go to 13

Originally Posted by MSG

TweaK why does that fucking clock go to 13
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Because it's a frogfaceclock, duh?

On a completely unrelated matter, Merclock? Who/what's a Merclock? I only know of a Merlork.

Merclock

Merclock Merclock Merclock

AHEM!

MESSY ANUSES!!!!!!!!&#33 ;!!!!11111111111111!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

Probably a good thing you've only actually got 80 posts, isn't it?

POINT BEING SHUT THE FUCK UP

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

POINT BEING SHUT THE FUCK UP
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THAT WAS NOT MY POINT

YOU ARE PUTTING THINGS INTO MY MOUTH AGAIN! >: (

This is a well made washing machine at a very cheap price, but it may not have enough features for some people. It has a small (by today's standards) 4.5 Kg drum and a top spin speed of 1000 rpm which is considered slow today. However, slow means quieter, more stable and less wear and tear so if you aren't bothered about super fast spins, 1000 rpm may be adequate.

The ZWF1010W has a Spin Drying Energy Rating of C (out of a scale of A-G) and a Wash Energy and efficiency Rating of A.

It's design is functional and simple. There's no fancy display, just five neon lights that indicate the progress of the wash, "washing" "rinses" "spinning" "draining" and "end".

There are 3 option buttons with neon indicators to confirm the selection of "pre wash, "super rinse" "half load".

Viking Professional 4 Slot Toaster - Stainless Gray - With restaurant-quality performance and utility, Viking Professional 4 Slot Toaster is the latest addition to the already impressive Viking line of cookware and appliances.

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A TOASTER

NOW MAKE ME A SANDWICH

Dishwashers and toasters...what the hell I want a fucking car...and a house while you're at it. I am demanding these of you.

Originally Posted by Bennie

Dishwashers and toasters...what the hell I want a fucking car...and a house while you're at it. I am demanding these of you.
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SIR, PLEASE STEP OUT OF THE CAR

SIR, RESPECT MY AUTORETHEE >: ( RESPECT MY AUTORETHEE SIR, GAWDDAMMIT, GAAWWDAMMIT >: (

JESUS CHRIST! YOU EXPECT ME TO GET OUT OF THE CAR WITH A LION RIGHT THERE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

LMAO! I love it! Thank God for Dreamviews, thank God for senseless banter!

Originally Posted by MSG

I could, but then senseless banter would plummet even faster than it is already is into this massive spiral of fail.

I remember a time when senseless banter wasn't full of spam, but instead, entertaining topics that had no place in any of the other forums.

I remember when people used to joke around with each other, instead of compete to seem smarter or better.

I remember a time where nobody would ever start a thread like this one.

I remember a time ... when there were hardly any kids.
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I have a dream! A dream consi-- *Gunshot noises*

Originally Posted by MSG

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oh my goodness i love it

Don't make me run after you buddy.

I thought it was a good real-life interpretation of Merlock's famous o.o