..You do realize all this isn't happening, right? Everything's blown up. |
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Then the central American government receives a special recipe from the papaya tribe that creates a special papaya that gives god-like strength to face muscles, but it's only legally sold to traveling mimes. |
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[u]<div align="left"><span style="color:#000000"><span style="font-family:Franklin Gothic Medium">Bodies of water make me check reality. Apparently, random drone guns do too.</span></span></div>---------------
<div align="center">Short Term Goal:<strike>Look around my house</strike> Goal Achieved! (more or less)
Long Term Goal:<span style="color:#993300"> Visit a new world</div>
..You do realize all this isn't happening, right? Everything's blown up. |
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All the inhabatints (sp?) of the blown up world then move to the super heated Pluto, which is really not a planet after all.. but a giants eyeball |
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AND THEN... |
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obviously he meant 423 |
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I was thinking more along the lines of 420 |
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I want you to......BOW DOWN
U R my humble servant
But just as DaDreamer nears the end of his sentence, Jack Skellington jumps out from his avatar and repeatedly smashes DaDreamer over the head with his smiling skull. |
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A Techboy appears. |
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[22:59] <Kaniaz> You basically did a massive shit on the rug of this IRC
[22:59] <Kaniaz> And called it a message
but then Sparhawk arrives and busts yo' ash with Bhelliom |
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"There are people who say there is no God, but what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views." ~Albert Einstein
• Ask me • Way Back • Your Soul • My Dream Story (Chapter two UP!) •
Sparhawk sees his reflection in the crowbar and knows that he has not been born. This universe is new. He spends his decades chasing strangers in their underwear. |
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You are dreaming right now.
Until one day he meet lady in blue sari |
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A generous heart, kind speech, and a life of service
and compassion are the things which renew humanity.
Buddha
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The woman in the blue sari reaches the interdimensional divide in her underwear, thereby accessing the power to protect the universe congolmeration system by putting Tweak and his cult members in a glass thing just like what the bad guys were in at the beginning of Superman II. They get shot off into the universe in such a way that anything they say is completely inaudible and irrelevant. They stay in it forever and ever. Any seeming response from them is an illusory glitch in the metaphysical system and means absolutely nothing, forever. |
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You are dreaming right now.
until you wake up, and find that the the the the the ununununununiverse is is is is brbrbrbrokeneneneneeeeeeee |
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"There are people who say there is no God, but what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views." ~Albert Einstein
• Ask me • Way Back • Your Soul • My Dream Story (Chapter two UP!) •
But you fix it with a screwdriver, so it's okay. |
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Similarly, Keeper's attempted destruction of the universe, like so many attempted previously, passes unnoticed due to the mystical Sari Woman's exploring of her nether regions. In worshipful adoration of the preserver of their universe, a bunch of fanatical Blue Sari worshippers decide to assassinate the pope by nuking rome (They were American, so a little collateral damage is fine, and they've never heard of the idea of "finesse"), and instead build a huge blue temple in the image of the Blue Sari Lady in Paris, in place of the eiffel tower (Which was finally recognised as the ugly piece of industrial crap it is and therefore dismantled). Huge throngs of parisian sari worshippers gather there, to the chargrin of the remaining Catholics on Earth. |
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but no-one else |
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"There are people who say there is no God, but what makes me really angry is that they quote me for support of such views." ~Albert Einstein
• Ask me • Way Back • Your Soul • My Dream Story (Chapter two UP!) •
Then Blue Meanie is spanked for ten thousand years by a senile elderly woman with rollers in her hair for making cheap shots in a thread that has nothing to do with politics, at least until now. He is informed that his country could be taken over by the United States in less than two days and warned that further outbursts will result in a U.S. flag with 51 stars. He is also challenged to predict how many millenia it will take for New Zealand to land on the moon. |
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You are dreaming right now.
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