The Dreamviews Convention Game

[docKnubis]

mk those that remember the bar story game this is pretty much the same thing except the location is a Dreamviews convention like what could happen if we all came to a convention. im to tired to start the thing so ill leave it up to who ever ... it has taken me 34 minutes just to write this cus im falling asleep.

[docKnubis]

i dont really remember posting this. any ways i arrive early like i do to every thing and am the first one there. i try to act casual and look busy on my phone ... but really all i am doing is pressing buttons in a random patterns. hours later others begin to arive. they have not posted in the pictures thread so i have no clue who they are. i act like i am not part of the convention

[Burns]

I mean to arrive fashionably late, but actually get there exactly on time. I quickly look around to see if I recognize anyone right off the bat - but I don't. I think I got here too early - curse my punctuallity!! I go to and find the punch - hopefully it's spiked.

[NeAvO]

I walk in casually wearing one of my best shirts. I walk around and get a drink or two. I then make my way into the middle of the room to try and socialise.

[Burns]

And the only ones who showed up were docKnubis, me, and NeAvO.

[NeAvO]

I cheer Burns up using my English accent and give her a cup full of spiked punch, then start to get into a funny yet interesting conversation.

[Kaniaz]

Love is over.

[Burns]

I cheer Burns up using my English accent and give her a cup full of spiked punch, then start to get into a funny yet interesting conversation.[/b] Ah yes, the accent does the trick - and so does the punch - so who cares if there's only 3 of us? Let's blow this popsicle stand and go hang out at a strip joint!

[NeAvO]

I follow Burns to the club and buy a round of drinks and enjoy the scenery

[Vex Kitten]

*Bursts in to join the party only to find the place empty, having just missed the others sneaking off to the strip club* "Damn the person whoever came up with fashionable lateness! Guess I'll have to sit here alone, knock back a few shots and then stagger home to take advantage of my drunken self. Again."

[Kaniaz]

* Kaniaz rolls into the convention * Kaniaz notices that this is not IRC Wait, who&#39;s that I see in the corner that no-one else has noticed? Oh God. Oh sweet ultimate Oracle of all that is holy. It&#39;s Leo Volont hobbling in on an intercept course to regale me tales of the Chinese Revolution That&#39;s Badly Capitalised&#33; And I don&#39;t have my trusty scrollbar in real life to skip over his crap&#33; I run right the hell out of there (after fighting away some of Leo Volont&#39;s Guard Cats), knock over a few old ladies and annoy them by pretending I&#39;m blind, almost kill myself in the road then set fire to a neighbouring strip club. The fire <strike>immediately fails to catch</strike> catches, I am almost arrested by the police and decide to become an agoraphobic, doing so in the street and suddenly collapsing into a twitching pile. Deciding the taste of sidewalk isn&#39;t all that good and being an agoraphobic just isn&#39;t working out, I go home, thinking that maybe, just maybe, next year will be better. (At some point everyone realises that they have turned up in the wrong convention building, where poor Seeker and icedawg are left with 500 unused party hats for the conventioners that are now "fashionably" an hour late, and they are drinking themselves into giggling fits [and perhaps puking on the floor a couple of times]).

[Burns]

Does anyone else smell smoke?

[NeAvO]

I smell it too, I think its got some thing to do with a mad man running around outside. Don't worry though the cops have almost got him. So who wants more shots?

[FreshBrains]

* FreshBrains has joined DVConvention Hey, this isn't IRC. It isn't even like MSG's dream of what the convention SHOULD be! I'd say more, but it was the jacuzzi, and I'm sworn to secrecy. We need to make more of those...

[Burns]

So who wants more shots? [/b] Count me in! Hey it's Amateur's Night, too! WHoo HOO!!

[The Blue Meanie]

"Damn the person whoever came up with fashionable lateness! Guess I'll have to sit here alone, knock back a few shots and then stagger home to take advantage of my drunken self. Again."[/b] Heheheh. Quite possibly the best way I've heard that expressed. So, de we have some sort of bar tab here? And, I'm up for Jacuzzi!

[Vex Kitten]

Haha. Forgot about this. *wakes from drunken stupor at bar at the metion of jacuzzi* There's a Jacuzzi? Good thing I got my bikini on under my clothes. *checks down front of pants and shakes head* Dammit. Forgot I was going commando tonight. Oh well. Guess I'll wear my clothes in. They need a launderin' anyway.

[NeAvO]

Looks like I didn't notice Vex was here. *gives her some more shots* Don't want you sobering up now do we

[TweaK]

[Burns]

Looks like I didn't notice Vex was here. *gives her some more shots* Don't want you sobering up now do we [/b] Wait, aren't you supposed to be at the strip club across the street with me? I'm confused

[NeAvO]

Wait, aren't you supposed to be at the strip club across the street with me? I'm confused [/b] Don't worry Burns, I would never forget you I was just doing my duty and helping a drunk woman become more drunk? Anyway to cheer you up heres a free drink

[Burns]

Anyway to cheer you up heres a free drink [/b] ok, you're forgiven. You're too cute to stay mad at.

[NeAvO]

After apoligizing to Burns, I notice shes becoming more and more sober, so I slowly start to spike her drink. Originally posted by Burns You're too cute to stay mad at. Right back at ya

[Seeker]

Seeker falls through the skylight in the ceiling. Apparently he reality checked one too many times by jumping out of a window. After shaking off the pieces of plaster and removing the beer bottle that is now lodged between his butt cheeks, he wanders over to the bar and looks at Burns, the only person he recognizes from her profile picture. "Am I dreaming?", he asks and pushes his finger through the palm of his hand. THROUGH THE PALM!!! Yikes! Seeker passes out when he realizes there is a finger sized hole through the palm of his hand, apparently an injury from his fall.

[DeadDollKitty]

DF explodes into the building, on a mad chase for Big Foot. She crashes over a few people in a drunken stupor and lands in the vat of Smirnoff, and somehow in some way she takes off her clothes and basks in the glory of the drink. ( I know, its not that strong, but i have a taste for fruit-stuff right now). She grabs a peach daquiri off the table next to her and jumps out off the vat, rushing over to the jacuzzi. Splashing in, she finally gets comfy and quiets down, while big foot sneaks out the back door. ~R~