Yeah didn't see a game like this anywhere, so if one was made at some point, it's time for a new one:

The idea of the game is to beat the person above you's item. Every post must include a picture or a link to a picture. For example:

Toast: I have a cat to scratch you [picture of cat]
Keeper: I have a dog to eat your cat [picture of dog]
Burns: I have chewing gum to stick your dog's teeth together [pic of gum]
etc....


I start:
I have a pencil to poke you with:

that's pretty easy to beat...