I found this, it's pretty amusing...



1 to make a post about changing a light bulb.

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb
could have been changed differently.

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

27 to point out the grammar/spelling errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

53 to flame the spell checkers.

6 to argue over whether it's spelled "light bulb" or "lightbulb."

And another 6 to condemn those 6.

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp."

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is
perfectly correct.

156 to email the participants ISPs complaining that they are in violation of
their "acceptable use policy."

109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take their
discussion to a light bulb forum.

203 to demand that the cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic forum, and
light bulb forum be stopped.

111 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and
therefore the posts are relevant to the forum.

306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the
best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and
what brands are faulty.

27 to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

14 to report that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the correct
URLs.

27 to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group
which make light bulbs relevant to this group.

33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers
and signatures, and add "Me too."

12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle
the light bulb controversy.

19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three."

4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ.

44 to ask what is a "FAQ" ?

4 to say "didn't we already go through this a short time ago?"

143 to say "do a search on 'light bulbs' before posting questions about light
bulbs."

1 new forum member to respond to the original post a year from now and to start
it all over.