Thread: Hard Nipples

When it's cold. That or arousal.

I like how you're in such a hurry. "Running out of time, bomb needs defusing, I've been tipped off that the disarming password is why nipples go hard, HURRY DREAMVIEWS, I NEED ANSWERS!"

Girls tend to find it hot =P

I fail to see why you have a problem with it XD

Yeah, having hard nipples totally beats being a pleasant person and all that crap.

NIPPLES ALL THE WAY!

Padded Bra.








Yeah... don't forget to post pix of you trying this method out.

Originally Posted by Vex

Padded Bra.[/b]

Like she said!

Why do men have nipples?

Originally Posted by Universal

Why do men have nipples?
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God screwed up. Like how he put balls on the outside.

Originally Posted by Pensive

God screwed up. Like how he put balls on the outside. [/b]

So true.

Originally Posted by Pensive

God screwed up. Like how he put balls on the outside.
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lol.
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However Universal, yeah, I guess you know the answer: Because of evolution. The genes that makes boobs aren't Completely switched off in Men, so we have some boob-leftovers, only un-hot.

Also, how are hard nipples annoying? Just masturbate, it is the best cure.

I used to have this teacher in high school that would always wear tight shirts and one of his nipples would always be sticking out. He was a really weird guy. he was blad and everyone called him Dick.

Originally Posted by Vex

Padded Bra.
Yeah... don't forget to post pix of you trying this method out.

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First we need photo evidence of you trying it, to make sure it'll work for him. You know. Research.

I already know from extensive personal experience that padded bras work for me when I need to deal with that problem. That's all the evidence I or anyone else needs.

I'm much more interested in seeing if Riff will give 'em a go.

LOL, wow im glad i started this random thread! LOL but im sorry vex i dont need a bra. Me = DUDE! hahaha. Its just really cold sometimes and yeah, just kinda annoying. LOL chicks dig hard man nipples ?!

"chicks dig hard man nipples"

It would appear so, well according to arby at least. And what's with everyone wanting to see Riff in a bra. He's a GUY! I know for the comedy it would be awesome, but a part of you would be like, "I'm laughing at a ?? year old guy in a bra. That's pretty sad."

Yeah you perves. Im 15 btw.

There's nothing wrong with having hard nipples sometimes, although if they're always hard, that might be a medical problem. Or you live in Alaska or something.

A bra might help too.

There's nothing wrong with trying on a bra. Its just an article of clothing. Now if I asked you to shave, oil up and put make up on too... that'd be pervy.

Yeah but it's different for girls because there aren't any gender-specific clothes that are forbidden, whereas we cannot wear skirts, high heels, tights etc.

I tried lipstick. As wonderful as it was for my lips, I'm still a man.

Right?

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

I tried lipstick. As wonderful as it was for my lips, I'm still a man.

Right?
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Better double check, just to be sure.

You never know what they put in that stuff.

Originally Posted by Kaniaz

I tried lipstick. As wonderful as it was for my lips, I'm still a man.

Right?
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Well currently your avatar is set to being a fat black woman. And as we all know we all look exactly like our avatars, which is why I'm a green lolloping emu. And yet I can type...

It happens to both guys and gals, it happens with arousal and when its cold

When the dick goes up the nipples stick out for both men and women (err...that came out wrong) anyway, nothin' to worry about unless of course they are always pokin' out as someone said...that could be a problem

Sounds like some of you guys are not secure enough in your manhood to consider ladies clothing

If American society didn't make such a big deal out of it, I'd wear a skirt or kilt in the summertime, looks like it would feel much more comfortable than and cooler than my usual khaki's. I wonder what I could find that would not violate our "Business Casual' dress code in the office.

BTW, answer to a question on the first page: "Why do men have nipples?..."

A couple of reasons:
1) They are decorative
2) Some men find it enjoyable to enjoy have theirs played with