Go to the bathroom with another pair of underwear, get a bath and then just return to normal rutine.

XXYou open your mouth anyway, and hope that you don't puke. Once youve had your speech, all the preasure will disappear and you'll feel fine again. It's just a matter about getting started.XX


(male jam)
You're sitting in a very crowded bus, and you have to get of the bus. Due to the bus bumbling around, you get a hard-on. People are watching you, since they noticed you pressing the stop-button. If you get up and leave the bus, people will see you and laugh, and you'll most likely stumble into somebody. If you don't get up, you'll have to walk 5kilometers home.
What do you do?

Edit: You ninjaed me >