 Originally Posted by Burns
Your neighbor's young daughter's pet rabbit died. They buried it in their backyard. A week later, your dog brings you a very dirty dead rabbit. What do you do?[/b]
Try to sell it on Ebay as a mumified indian sacrificial hare.
When your parents are away for the weekend, you sneak into your parents room to watch their bigscreen TV and drink their alcohol, but after opening the dresser to find their alcohol stash, you instead find eleven pairs of edible panties, fluffy handcuffs, and a wide assortment of equally disturbing things. What do you do to hide your embarassment when your parents get home?
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