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      Quote Originally Posted by TweaK View Post
      You're on the internet and suddenly someone asks you a/s/l. What do you do in this infuriating life threatening situation?[/b]
      Give them TweaK's a/s/l.

      Your neighbor's young daughter's pet rabbit died. They buried it in their backyard. A week later, your dog brings you a very dirty dead rabbit. What do you do?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
      Your neighbor's young daughter's pet rabbit died. They buried it in their backyard. A week later, your dog brings you a very dirty dead rabbit. What do you do?[/b]
      Try to sell it on Ebay as a mumified indian sacrificial hare.

      When your parents are away for the weekend, you sneak into your parents room to watch their bigscreen TV and drink their alcohol, but after opening the dresser to find their alcohol stash, you instead find eleven pairs of edible panties, fluffy handcuffs, and a wide assortment of equally disturbing things. What do you do to hide your embarassment when your parents get home?

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