ouch that's a hard one. Turn the volume down!

You have a terrible pain in your ass after a party last night and you decide to go to the doctor who is very sexy and when she's doing x-ray on you she discovers that you have a condom - with some material inside it to make it stiff - stuck up deep in your ass. She decides to pull it out... embarassing... but ALSO there's text on it written in permanent saying: "I'm completely gay but I still love you doctor". What doest thou deu?