U Must Continue The Story!

[DaDreamer]

I suddenly awoke to see that i wasn't in bed.....instead i was in a strange place ... a place that i had never seen before not even in my dreams ...

[Kaniaz]

Wal-Mart!

[Identity X]

I found they had a very good offer on lentils, so I went to the till-person and purchas'd them.

[Stuart ZX]

'OMFS!' said a confused 12 year old child. 'FTW is walmart doin in ma ome twn?!? & wtf is that?!?'

[Bonsay]

Suddenly there is a terrible earthquake and the whole place starts falling apart...

[DeadDollKitty]

You save the walmart ppl and leave the confused 12 yr old to die. he was weird. suddenly, you are teleported to Zimbabwe , where there is a cow w/ pink spots standing in front of you ~R~

[Bonsay]

With a mystical voice it says: "I've been expecting you" and reaches for the gun!

[TweaK]

Then it shoots you. You die. End of story.

[PhantomBPR]

Then a giant vagina appears under your corps and you are reincarnated as you are transported to immature teenaged virgin sexual ideals land.

[lord soth]

Meanwhile, hostile alien forces were launching atmosphere bombardment missiles over the virgin isles from their orbits over Earth.

[QwinsepiaSquared]

BA-BOOM! You explode into a billion bits, but find yourself spawning again at a fancy restaraunt in France.

[The Blue Meanie]

The food is good. Of course. But, the wine is shit - let's face it, over the last 50 years, the french have lost it as far as winemaking goes. Oz, NZ, Chile, and Israel are the new wine capitals of the world. So, with that in mind, you decide to go on a trip to my home country of NZ to mooch of our good wine!

[lord soth]

After wine-tasting for too long, you forget yourself, and run over your designated driver in an attempt to escape from the "baddies" you think are following you. Things seem distorted to your drunken mind, and you go careening off a cliff, and into the ocean. No herds of koalas follow you because evidently there are no koalas in NZ Had this been australia, herds of koalas would have bravely followed you, however.

[TweaK]

Suddenly, a nuke explodes. Boom. Everyone dies. End of story.

[MSG]

I notice a small child emerge from the rubble, I call out "HELLOOOO!", and just as the child looks up to me, another nuke goes off.

[TweaK]

End of topic.

[MSG]

THREAD OVER

[The Blue Meanie]

The Hulk abducts Tweak and MSG, binding and gagging them, and exacts painful, vindictive revenge for their half-assed copnspiracy attempt to destroy this thread.

[MSG]

The Hulk abducts Tweak and MSG, binding and gagging them, and exacts painful, vindictive revenge for their half-assed copnspiracy attempt to destroy this thread. [/b] F-F-F-FUCK YOU!!

[TweaK]

The Hulk abducts Tweak and MSG, binding and gagging them, and exacts painful, vindictive revenge for their half-assed copnspiracy attempt to destroy this thread. [/b] ..Can't. Both the thread and the story are already over. Also, it's conspiracy.

[DaDreamer]

Then i woke up in strange place a place that i had never been ......

[DeadDollKitty]

Then you realize you are standing next to a map that says YOU ARE HERE. with a little red arrow pointing to a dot. ... At the top it says........... florida... 3000 miles west ~R~

[Kaniaz]

Then the universe blew up. Again.

[M-Cat]

Unfortunately the socialists have already invaded Florida, and they force you to join their Liberation Army where you are gang-raped by radioactive papayas.

[dodobird]

But the chief Papaya creates a special engine that contains a translucent jar. In the Jar are universes continually being destroyed by TweaK and created by DaDreamer to effectually form a Perpetuum Mobile Machina which enables the papaya tribe to control central America.