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04-08-2007 05:42 PM #1Member
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I have a way of thinking where I have a conversation and/or argument with 2 or more "me"s. Some of these are quite funny. I think this should work well here because we have many crazy or crazyish people here.
I can't think of one now , but I'll post later I guess.
Crazy people, I'm depending on you to make this thread a success!
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04-08-2007 08:28 PM #2Colloquial
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04-08-2007 10:58 PM #3Eprac Diem
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I Musssst get the precious from the hobitses.
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04-09-2007 01:00 AM #4Member
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ME: Man That level is hard Maybe if I use the sapper I won't have to worry about it. YES THAT"S IT!
ME: Shut up I'm trying to sleep.
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04-09-2007 06:15 AM #5Veteran of the DV Wars
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I would never admit to such a thing.
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04-09-2007 09:46 AM #6Member Achievements:
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Me: Superman isn't 'More Kick-Ass Than Chuck Norris Himself' ^^
Me: Damn right he isn't
Me: Who does this Man of Steel think he is?
Me: Chuck Norris could kick my ass!
Me: Chuck would do more than poke you with a stick! I can promise you that.
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04-09-2007 08:13 PM #7Paranoid
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What are you people talking about? Only crazy people talk to themselves! What was that? OH GOD! ITS THE VOICES AGAIN!!! AHHHHH!!!!! I REFUSE TO SET THAT HOUSE ON FIRE!!! NOT AGAIN!!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! LEAVE ME ALONE!
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —George Bush, Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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04-09-2007 11:38 PM #8Banned
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I talk to my self all the time.
Last night
10:30 o clock The Simpsons just ended and another episode was about to start.
-Come on, lets watch The Simpsons. You already stayed up this late what's another thirty minutes?
+NO! This happens every night and I want our sleep pattern to get back in line.
-But Simpsons is a great show, we have been watching for years. Remember the snake whacking episode?
+Yes, I remember the snake whacking episode and as I recall, we saw it as a rerun therefore we will see it again someday.
-But what if it is on tonight? What if we miss it?
+Don't be silly. Those older episodes aren't in circulation yet and even if they were, would it not be proof that we could see it once more at a later date?
-But if we miss it now, we will have to wait forever!
+We won't! I assure it!
=SILENCE! We need our sleep pattern back in line if we ever hope to achieve vivid lucidity! Not only that, but I would like to conquer my love of television. Tomorrow we shall watch The Simpsons and later Seinfeld, maybe even the ten o' clock rerun of Simpsons but we shall not stay up past 10:30 watching The Simpsons or Seinfeld!
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04-10-2007 09:23 AM #9Veteran of the DV Wars
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Christopher Reeve's sheer awesomeness overpowers even Chuck Norris' extreme Kick-Assery. Anyday. Still, I chuckled.
Originally Posted by bodhisattva
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