How to kill a lucid dreamer

[dodobird]

Ok, while he's asleep you let him ( I use male for convenience ) breath chloroform to cause anaesthesia. Then you puncture a hole in his throat like they do to throat cancer patients ( tracheostomy ). Then put him on the roof of a sky scraper, and leave him to wake up. That will ought to do it. Any other ideas?

[HyperNova]

My sister has a tracheostomy... Anyway, how would killing a Lucid Dreamer be any different from killing any other guy. Unless your getting at the fact that they would wake up thinking hes dreaming and so forth. Then ill make sure every bulb in his house is blown so he cant turn them on (RC) and then remove his window - if hes above ground floor - and let him decide on if he jumps or not.

[Snooze]

i'd wake him up, make him believe it's FA and convince him he can fly

[Goldney]

Hahahah.

[sourcejedi]

Replace the circuit in his watch with a random number generator. Wake him by a fire and remind him what the Lucid Task of the Month is...

[.:Rob:.]

You could always use a hammer - why does everyone have to complicate these things?

[Xaqaria]

Even a hammer is complicated. Just use a pillow.

[Snooze]

dreamviews gives me the creeps..

[.:Rob:.]

dreamviews gives me the creeps.. It was you who suggested tricking him into jumping out of a window.

[Snooze]

well im a part of dv's <3

[arby]

Sign him up for LD4ALL

[Snooze]

huh? im already there <3

[dodobird]

Replace the circuit in his watch with a random number generator. Wake him by a fire and remind him what the Lucid Task of the Month is... Ha ha ha! Excelent! BTW, I really hope you guys didn't miss the idea behind the tracheostomy!

[QwinsepiaSquared]

Sign him up for LD4ALL Seriously though, you guys are freaky. *runs and hides in corner*

[sourcejedi]

BTW, I really hope you guys didn't miss the idea behind the tracheostomy! It took a while to make sense. Even to my twisted sense of humour. So I hope you're happy now you've twisted it even further . What took the longest was understanding the purpose of the chloroform. Since its kinda a generic device for "kidnap someone and have your evil way with them", I didn't realise at first that the other half of the idea was to have him waking up without feeling any pain. I can hear everyone else making notes as to who they should definitely avoid meeting in RL :-).

[dodobird]

It took a while to make sense. Even to my twisted sense of humour. So I hope you're happy now you've twisted it even further . What took the longest was understanding the purpose of the chloroform. Since its kinda a generic device for "kidnap someone and have your evil way with them", I didn't realise at first that the other half of the idea was to have him waking up without feeling any pain. I can hear everyone else making notes as to who they should definitely avoid meeting in RL :-). Ahhhhh! no!!! And I used to be such a nice guy. !

[Goldney]

What? I thought the trahceostomy was blatently obvious the moment I heard it. Hence the previous post saying, "Hahahaha". Fools

[Moonbeam]

You forgot to chop a couple fingers off. Maybe you could amputate them from one hand and add them to the other.

[dodobird]

You forgot to chop a couple fingers off. Maybe you could amputate them from one hand and add them to the other. wicked! You can then use a video camera to record the person jumping out the window, and so you can prove that it was suicide. :-O

[Moonbeam]

wicked! You can then use a video camera to record the person jumping out the window, and so you can prove that it was suicide. :-O You are pure evil.

[Goldney]

/me wonders who he can try it on...

[dodobird]

/me wonders who he can try it on... This could be used in an episode of some police TV series. Colombo: "Oh, just one more thing, I'm a little curious, that blue book by your bed, eh, Exploring the World of Dreams, or something like that, what is it about?"