Thread: Type whatever comes into your head

has anyone ever been so tired your head hurts....the bbc news theme tune is gay...my computer makes noises like its loading something even when I haven't touched it in half an hour...if i crack my knuckles will i get arthritis...my thumb knuckles hurt...why do terrorists blow shit up when they hate western lifestyles...what part of blowing shit up will make the west adopt the lifestyle encouraged by terrorists...obviously by blowing shit up terrorists just make the west dislike the lifestyles and ways adopted by terrorists even more...then terrorists are even less likely to get their way...thats it...just blow shit up...if i blew shit up everytime i didn't like how things are done in another country...i dont like wine...i still don't blow up vineyards...i just accept that some people do like wine and move on....i don't blow shit up...heh...there's a guy on bbc news with a combover...the sad desperation of being middle aged...how come you get paper cuts when you don't want to...but when you try to do it on purpose it doesn't work....why are chairs made of wood...when wood's hard...wood's hard and uncomfortable...if i wanted to be uncomfortable i wouldn't sit down...why do people itch...whats the purpose of having an itch...if i close my mouth and block my nose then sneeze will my head blow up....sleep....no...cant sleep...2:40am...bedtime....no...rambling...why do dogs bark at us...dont they understand that we dont talk dog....why is it ok for a dog to bite me...but if i bite a dog im considered weird...i want to bite a dog...a cocky little dog who barks...or yelps too much...walking down canal street....knocking on every door...god damn sonofabitch....i couldnt find a whore...i finally found a whore...she was short and fat...god damn sonofabitch...i wasnt fucking that...finally found a real one...she was tall and thin...god damn sonofabitch i couldnt get it in...i finally got it in...wriggled it about...god damn sonofabitch i couldn't get it out...i finally got it out...it was red and sore...the moral of the story is you never fuck a whore...and so on...im sorry...you wanted to know what was on my mind...you got it...even if you didnt like it...im too tired to care anymore...if im crazy enough to think it im crazy enough to say it...or...type it...

Bob:

No, you will not get arthritis from popping your knuckles...or any other joint.

I laughed really freakin hard while reading your rant about blowing shit up. Kudos.

I once bit a yappy dog, on the ear. That shut it up.

Your whore bit was catchy, rofl.





What's the use of leggings when they're all torn up?
Why are heels so fun to wear when they hurt your feet so damn badly?
Why is burping considered rude?
Why in the hell is shark fin so expensive at restaurants?

Originally Posted by badassbob

has anyone ever been so tired your head hurts....the bbc news theme tune is gay...my computer makes noises like its loading something even when I haven't touched it in half an hour...if i crack my knuckles will i get arthritis...my thumb knuckles hurt...why do terrorists blow shit up when they hate western lifestyles...what part of blowing shit up will make the west adopt the lifestyle encouraged by terrorists...obviously by blowing shit up terrorists just make the west dislike the lifestyles and ways adopted by terrorists even more...then terrorists are even less likely to get their way...thats it...just blow shit up...if i blew shit up everytime i didn't like how things are done in another country...i dont like wine...i still don't blow up vineyards...i just accept that some people do like wine and move on....i don't blow shit up...heh...there's a guy on bbc news with a combover...the sad desperation of being middle aged...how come you get paper cuts when you don't want to...but when you try to do it on purpose it doesn't work....why are chairs made of wood...when wood's hard...wood's hard and uncomfortable...if i wanted to be uncomfortable i wouldn't sit down...why do people itch...whats the purpose of having an itch...if i close my mouth and block my nose then sneeze will my head blow up....sleep....no...cant sleep...2:40am...bedtime....no...rambling...why do dogs bark at us...dont they understand that we dont talk dog....why is it ok for a dog to bite me...but if i bite a dog im considered weird...i want to bite a dog...a cocky little dog who barks...or yelps too much...walking down canal street....knocking on every door...god damn sonofabitch....i couldnt find a whore...i finally found a whore...she was short and fat...god damn sonofabitch...i wasnt fucking that...finally found a real one...she was tall and thin...god damn sonofabitch i couldnt get it in...i finally got it in...wriggled it about...god damn sonofabitch i couldn't get it out...i finally got it out...it was red and sore...the moral of the story is you never fuck a whore...and so on...im sorry...you wanted to know what was on my mind...you got it...even if you didnt like it...im too tired to care anymore...if im crazy enough to think it im crazy enough to say it...or...type it...

may i suggest anti-psycotics?

Well, I just got back home from 10 days of being elsewhere. I thought I'd enjoy being back home but I'm actually kind of disappointed. It's just my boring room in my boring home.

I walked almost four (3.6) miles today, the last 1/2 mile in the rain (again). I've walked 8 out of the past 10 days. Damn you Mes with your "walking is fun" crap. Now I'm addicted to walking. F*ckin' hell.

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Well, I just got back home from 10 days of being elsewhere. I thought I'd enjoy being back home but I'm actually kind of disappointed. It's just my boring room in my boring home.

I walked almost four (3.6) miles today, the last 1/2 mile in the rain (again). I've walked 8 out of the past 10 days. Damn you Mes with your "walking is fun" crap. Now I'm addicted to walking. F*ckin' hell.

Maybe you should try running.

Boobies!!!!

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

Maybe you should try running.

Boobies!!!!

Stop talking about boobies...makes me miss my friends, rofl

Originally Posted by BiVixen

Stop talking about boobies...makes me miss my friends, rofl

vaginas!!!!!!!!

well, no complaints here
vaginas aren't anything special though...
boobies are cooler

Which leads me to my thought:
Why are breasts so fascinating?
They suck to have.
They get in the way and they're just...a pain.

Originally Posted by BiVixen

well, no complaints here
vaginas aren't anything special though...
boobies are cooler

Which leads me to my thought:
Why are breasts so fascinating?
They suck to have.
They get in the way and they're just...a pain.

Why are boobs awesome? I always wondered that, and I figured it out recently. It is a biological tool for survival of the fittest. A nice rack is better for feeding babies, and a "nice ass" implies good birthing hips, leading to fewer newborn deaths.

So guys, the reason we like boobs and butts is because they create the best potential mothers. Animal nature.

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

Why are boobs awesome? I always wondered that, and I figured it out recently. It is a biological tool for survival of the fittest. A nice rack is better for feeding babies, and a "nice ass" implies good birthing hips, leading to fewer newborn deaths.

So guys, the reason we like boobs and butts is because they create the best potential mothers. Animal nature.

Now I feel like I rock, haha.

Sadly, it was good for my self esteem.
No longer will I think of "nice rack" as being as crude as i once thought.
'Cause they're innocently thinking of babies.

It's fun to spank the babysitter. What babysitter? You tell me.

DIE, CUR!

Sithis bind us

YOU RUINED THE MISSION WITH A FART, DIDN'T YOU?!

Nausea, heartburn, indegestion, upset stomach, diarrhea....I wonder if pepto bizmo will work on all of these, 'cause my cat has all of them.

I HAVE NO GREETING

One day while walking through the sky a child looked to me and said,"Shall you die?" I asked the meaning of his query when he became quite hairy and attacked my crying "I AM A WEREWOLF!" The end.

Originally Posted by hopefullninja

One day while walking through the sky a child looked to me and said,"Shall you die?" I asked the meaning of his query when he became quite hairy and attacked my crying "I AM A WEREWOLF!" The end.

I sense a best-selling novel coming on...

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

may i suggest anti-psycotics?

I tried, but I picked one up and it smiled at me...I just couldn't do it

Originally Posted by BiVixen

Why is burping considered rude?

I always wondered that too. It's like people think that being human is impolite.

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

So guys, the reason we like boobs...

So you like 'em again now? Did they stop eating you?

EDIT
I want a capital B for badassbob. I'm not happy.

Hell yea I like boobies!!!! Just the toothless kind.

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

Hell yea I like boobies!!!! Just the toothless kind.

...Do many boobs HAVE teeth?!

Originally Posted by BiVixen

...Do many boobs HAVE teeth?!

Have teeth do many boobs?

I wish I could eat cake.

Originally Posted by Penter

I wish I could eat cake.

Diabetic, are we?

I'm proud for not eating anything all day.
Haha, yay me.

Originally Posted by BiVixen

I'm proud for not eating anything all day.
Haha, yay me.

Anorexic, are we?

I haven't been hungry since I got home Thursday but I've been forced to eat and I still have yet to feel hungry so now I'm off to eat

I'm kinda hungry right now... even after having fish and chips a while ago.

I wish I would write, draw, and play with my photoshop, but work and laziness and stupid distractions make it a hard wish to grant.

My poor angels must wait longer.
My travelers must rest now.
The suffering must linger in pain for a bit more.
The worlds yet to be drawn must halt. Their existence? Nothing more than thought.

Oh woe to those who wait for me, urge me on. For they will suffer much more than the rest.