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In the event of extremely dire pain, please contact our New Jersey consultant, John Goodman. He'll be glad to assist you in your effort to resume humane assassination. If, in the odd event that this does not being succssful, please hold your breath and consume twenty-seven raw eggs. Preferably Emu eggs. Thank you for holding, how may I direct your call? |
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My Dream Journal
...Everyone's got a laughing place, a laughing place, a hyo hyo hyo... |
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Cloud is good. Satellites can't see you if it's cloudy. |
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I think my foil hat has sprung a leak; I'm starting to pick up weird signals from beyond. |
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respect my authority |
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ld count : 4
That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourselves. Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus
Get on down to the Bed Shed! Great prices to steal. And I digested the bed after I bought it too. It tasted great. |
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niki niki pom boom zong zing |
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Some people say that thunder is the growling of the gods. Some people say that thunder is a mere scientific phenomenon. On the other hand, these people have at different times said that the world was flat and that there is almost certainly extraterrestrial life in the universe. Want to know what it really is? |
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Alright, Thomas? How's it going? I'm truly jiggy with it. |
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Drrrrrr!!!!!!! THAT CHIHUAHUA IS TAKING OVER MY MIND!!!!!!!!!! |
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I wonder how many lashes of a whip Daeva could take before he breaks down, curls into the fetal position and weeps like a little girl. |
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I wonder how many lashes Vex Ki-Er, nevermind. |
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The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, et cetera, et cetera. |
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I just want to get lost in the clouds |
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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttllllllll llllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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My posture is shit. No worse than shit, it's hella shit. |
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Barre Chords aren't so bad |
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Wow, I haven't been keeping up with my drink spiking. Where did Vex go off to..? |
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NeAvO's Nightly JourneysAdopted: Hazel AngelGirl ShadowsandTerrorhawkerCourtesy of GoldneyShoot for the moon, even if you miss it you will land among the stars.Originally Posted by Vex Kitten
Ugh... It's so hot and muggy here... I'm going to die of heat egxaustion... See? I'm even to lazy to type right! |
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For others' sake, I regret that I'm not perfect. |
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Last edited by Oneironaught; 07-06-2007 at 02:34 AM. Reason: I had misspelled "perfect". Well, I told you I'm not perfect.
You require more vespene gas. |
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Somniamus ut mundos novos videmus.
"We dream so that we may see new worlds."
It's a bunny! *gasp* |
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