Thread: Type whatever comes into your head

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Woo?

yeah the lamest ever

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Mmmm, it's maybe a bit harder then to get on my "is sexy side." But looks aren't everything, I'd take an average looking guy who had brains and personality... Better if he had all of the above though...

Let's see what's on my sexy list:
Ties - Check!
Suits - Will black do?
Katanas - I think I could scrounge one up.
Sweeney Todd [I did say I was morbid] - I can do a decent Johnny Depp impression.
People who know how to write well - Got that covered, I think. Check for yourself, though, in the Artist's Corner.
Cooking - Yup, anything from mere egg salad to scrumptious Mongolian chicken.
Art - Erm, depends on what you mean by 'art'. I can draw a few select things, take pretty decent photographs, and put together passable signature banners.
Music - I do indeed listen to music. I have a wonderful singing voice, if it would ever decide to find the right key.
Asians - I like Asians too! I think we may have a future together...
Tea - Hot, as in green tea, or ice cold homemade sweet tea? Because I prefer the latter, but the former is good at times.
Coffee - Hazelnut rocks. Hard. Rock hard.
Brains - I have only one, sorry. I could go 'borrow' Albert Einstein's, though, if you like...
Anyone who can stump me with their intelligence... - Just get me warmed up a bit.
Food - This goes back to cooking, doesn't it? Still, I enjoy food.
The Moofia - Ah, yes. The cow mafia. They strongly oppose Burger King, and are the real reason Chick-Fil-A is still in business. A bit on the meaty side, and largely female, but overall a very serious threat if you aren't well armed. Even more so if you anger them by masticating ground beef in their presence.
Gloomy da bear - I have no idea who that is, but I'm sure I'd love to meet him/her.
A Complex Person - I crap Rubik's Cubes.

Yes... this is a {no-?}nonsense list.

So, think we might have something here?

What can I say, I'm every woman's perfect man.

Originally Posted by italianmonkey

bohoooo i'm in a dry spell
i want hugs

There ya go, monkey dear.

Hugs not drugs! ...*cough*

hot female surfers

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

So, think we might have something here?

What can I say, I'm every woman's perfect man.

Hehehe, I like green tea and am against that sweet junk.... sweet food is yucky... the Moofia is a milk/cow mafia intent on messing with the system [made by the talented Italian artist, Tokidoki]

Hehehe if you be every girls man, how about I tell you I know at least 50 guys who can fit that and break a Rubik's cube in 20-60 seconds flat. All in stupid algorithmic means I live/learn with geniuses [no really... it scares me... they make 149 IQ scores easily and we spend our days manipulating teachers]. But, ya never know, Mr. Chuck Norris-dude, anyways, I'm a real bother... I bug people over the weirdest things [recalls bugging a friend to 're-teach stoichiometry' I just doodled all over his work... I know stoichiometry]

Back to me being weirder~ If only people were all thespians, then life wouldn't be such a sham.

PS- I be dork... ish? I dunno... morbidity is a simple thing... O.O rambles... All, random rambles...

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Hehehe, I like green tea and am against that sweet junk.... sweet food is yucky... the Moofia is a milk/cow mafia intent on messing with the system [made by the talented Italian artist, Tokidoki]

Hehehe if you be every girls man, how about I tell you I know at least 50 guys who can fit that and break a Rubik's cube in 20-60 seconds flat. All in stupid algorithmic means I live/learn with geniuses [no really... it scares me... they make 149 IQ scores easily and we spend our days manipulating teachers]. But, ya never know, Mr. Chuck Norris-dude, anyways, I'm a real bother... I bug people over the weirdest things [recalls bugging a friend to 're-teach stoichiometry' I just doodled all over his work... I know stoichiometry]

Back to me being weirder~ If only people were all thespians, then life wouldn't be such a sham.

PS- I be dork... ish? I dunno... morbidity is a simple thing... O.O rambles... All, random rambles...

Sweet tea rocks so much harder than green tea. And sweet food is not yucky. Oh, and I didn't say I could solve a Rubik's Cube that fast, I just crap them. I'm no genius, I'll admit. Also, Chuck Norris has nothing on me.

But if it's alright with you, I think I'll keep trying to win Mes Tarrant over with my incredible wit and charm. If I can only figure out a way to throw Spartiate off her scent...

Gwen Stefani

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Ugh.

Meh

Man of Steel

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

But if it's alright with you, I think I'll keep trying to win Mes Tarrant over with my incredible wit and charm.

WOOT!

...Why are all these people thinking about me all of a sudden?

Mes Tarrant

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

WOOT!

I take it that's a good sign for our future.

I want a lot of kids.

Clint Eastwood > Apes


Edited just to mess Grod's quote up.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Post #3000!

WHY YOU
I could be very sneaky right now....

Edited just to mess up MoS capture of 3000

Originally Posted by Grod

WHY YOU
I could be very sneaky right now....

Did I say that? Would I make a post just to get the 3000th post? Pfft, you might want to check my post, because I'm not at all sure that's what I said.


Post #3000! Booyah!

Heh, check it out MoS, history has been re-written

Originally Posted by Grod

Heh, check it out MoS, history has been re-written

Why, whatever do you mean?

Psst go back a page.

Originally Posted by Lucidbulbs

Back to me being weirder~ If only people were all thespians, then life wouldn't be such a sham.

Hey now, don't diss the Thespians, they were enemies of Thebes after all.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

But if it's alright with you, I think I'll keep trying to win Mes Tarrant over with my incredible wit and charm. If I can only figure out a way to throw Spartiate off her scent...

I don't even try, that's why I win .

Always reveal but a fraction of yourself .

Originally Posted by Spartiate

Hey now, don't diss the Thespians, they were enemies of Thebes after all.



I don't even try, that's why I win .

Always reveal but a fraction of yourself .

Yes, but you don't have Mes screaming WOOT! and using the smiley at the very thought of you charming her, either, now do you.

Hey, leave Spartiate alone - Unless you want him to turn Super Saiyan and Kamahameha your arse!

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Hey, leave Spartiate alone - Unless you want him to turn Super Saiyan and Kamahameha your arse!

Hey what are you doing up?