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      And you thought I was the crazy cat lady...

      Even I rolled my eyes at this woman. What a fruitcake.

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      Hahaha, I espescially like the way that she had to train the cat to eat with her at dinner time because she didn't like eating alone with her husband. Oh also "Tessa (the cat) has dreams, she'd like to meet Tiger Woods, and eat with Oprah Winfrey."

      Riiight....
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      Quote Originally Posted by goldney View Post
      Oh also "Tessa (the cat) has dreams, she'd like to meet Tiger Woods, and eat with Oprah Winfrey."

      Riiight....
      LOL I know! Seriously, lady, you need a good slap back to reality.

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      That cat didn't look very comfortable eating like that either. It makes me wonder about the 'secret training method'...
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      Oh my God :0

      What a loop. I reckon she tied the fork to the cat's arm and it learnt how to do it from then. I wonder what the husband thought of it, notice he didn't say a word.

      Wow Burns looks like you might be the Second bect cat women then Oh well you always have HP
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      Quote Originally Posted by NeAvO View Post
      Wow Burns looks like you might be the Second bect cat women then Oh well you always have HP
      haha yeah, at least I still have Harry. Seriously though, I'm not even in the same league with that woman... "this is how we wash our paws..." good lord


      And yeah, it's a wonder that woman is still married. Usually crazies like that are single and for good reason...

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      She needs to get laid.


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      That would require too much alcohol. The worlds supply would be depleted.

      Bad idea. I wanna still be able to drink once in a while. Y'know?

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      Quote Originally Posted by Burns View Post
      "this is how we wash our paws..." good lord
      No joke! That's just bizzare!

      ... but the cat actually reminds me of mine

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."

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      Is it weird to actually like the fact that a cat can use chopsticks?!!


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      are you sure the fork isnt somehow attached to the cats paw, it just looks like it would be unbalanced and fall off while the cat was eating, has she used an elastic band to attach it and the cat is just using it as a shovel like it would with its paw, or is the cat actually ment to be holding it as well...
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      ha ha ha thats cool. I wander if she got the idea from Human Nature.
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      ... That just strikes me as so... wrong.
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      no fair i cant see it at school

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      Quote Originally Posted by joey11223 View Post
      are you sure the fork isnt somehow attached to the cats paw, it just looks like it would be unbalanced and fall off while the cat was eating, has she used an elastic band to attach it and the cat is just using it as a shovel like it would with its paw, or is the cat actually ment to be holding it as well...
      I'm almost positive that is how it's done - she definitely has it attached to the cat's leg somehow.

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      I wondered how the cat could hold it without opposable thumbs. Have you ever seen a cat pick something up with one hand? Think about that...
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      some people have too much time on their hands lol... poor thing, i feel very sorry for it. And her husband

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      Quote Originally Posted by Lord Toaster View Post
      i feel very sorry for it. And her husband
      I don't feel sorry for him. He puts up with it so he's just as bad

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      i saw it and it is definetly taped there or some thing

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