Create new ways to become banned

**pokilty** · 07-20-2007 08:56 PM

Originally Posted by Wolffe

Make pointless posts like this, quoting yourself in repeated succession for no apparent reason!

Originally Posted by Wolffe

Post things like this!

Originally Posted by Spamtek

Start quoting other people too! Carry the entirety of the thread in each post within nested quotes, and then actually reply with 'lol' or 'me too'.

lol, me too!

**•Neko•** · 07-20-2007 08:59 PM

Spoiler for Post:

**Oneironaught** · 07-20-2007 09:25 PM

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Spoiler for Post:

Nicely done! Enjoy your bannage

**•Neko•** · 07-20-2007 09:37 PM

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Nicely done! Enjoy your bannage

Thanks, I will! Now I need to get my luggage...

**arby** · 07-20-2007 09:45 PM

Discuss lucid dreaming in chat.

**Sornaensis** · 07-20-2007 09:56 PM

Originally Posted by arby

Discuss lucid dreaming in chat.

**Sornaensis** · 07-20-2007 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by Seeker

OK, I'm feeling a little weird this morning so, I'll launch this new game.

"Think up ways to get banned"

Please, be creative and have fun with it.

Originally Posted by Alex D

Step 1 - Request a name change to one that at first glance, could well be an established member who hasn't been around much lately. (eg change it to Icedog or something)

Step 2 - Leave for several months until people forget.

Step 3 - Take the avatar picture of an established member and use it as your own.

Step 4 - With this, start to hand out advice or insults using said members writing style.

Step 5 - Continue this for some time until many are convinced that you are this member.

Step 6 - Get a little bit more adventurous with your posts, make them say things out of character, implicate them in various matters.

Step 7 - Repeat until found out.

Originally Posted by pj

Tell Seeker he doesn't have the NERVE to ban you.

Originally Posted by skysaw

Repeatedly make links to dreamviewssucks.com

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Make your own Count to a Million thread in somewhere other than Senseless Banter, and do it all by yourself.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Post 14,328,292 porn link threads all over DV, then h4ck DV so when you enter chat it spouts random curses. Then, delete all of the mods, and make them bots who post random crap. After that, make ANOTHER bot who sends all of the members PMs and E-mails with spam.

Then sit back, and watch the show...

Originally Posted by dodobird

1) Post faked nude pictures of prominent members

2) Jump infront of a CNN camera smiling stupidly, and wearing a T-shirt saying:
"(Your-name) sais
DreamViews Sucks!"

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Or you could post real ones...

Originally Posted by Seeker

OMG, you don't EVEN want to see me nude, faked or otherwise.

moving onward.

Make 500 posts, each of which says: "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."

Originally Posted by Spamtek

Blast on-topic forums with spoilers for Deathly Hallows.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

I shall come to this page for reference, naughty person that I am! :p I like pj's idea best.

You can make your own lucid dreaming sight and make it way better.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Oh, i've got another! Wait for a spambot to spam, the continually bump it up by quoting it and flaming.

Originally Posted by Snooze

make bomb threat calls for DV

Originally Posted by NeAvO

Tell Seeker you DEMAND that he does what you say...

[EDIT] Oh and use the word demand.

Originally Posted by skysaw

Blab about Seeker's deep dirty secret. (Insinuation is fine, however).

Originally Posted by pj

Thank you!

Simple is best, I always say. Direct is usually good too.

Originally Posted by arby

Oh, there was a similar game on an old forum I went to. =O

Seeker, can you PM me a picture of the Ban message? I wanna see what I can do with it =)

Originally Posted by •Neko•

You could repeatedly post in random threads the words "You're dreaming".

*does a reality check*

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

"You're dreaming".

^ like this?

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

"You're dreaming".

Originally Posted by dodobird

Make a post about top cola's home page lameness

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

Hehe.

Copy the lyrics to "party like a rock star" in all the newbie zone posts.

Originally Posted by skysaw

Respond to every "I'm new here" post with "The FBI is tracking your illegal dreaming habits. Your IP address has been recorded."

Originally Posted by dodobird

Relpy to all the "was I lucid?" threads in the newbie zone with:
"No, now go away"

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

Oh my God that would scare me so much.

Originally Posted by goldney

thank you, I've been wanting to do that for ages, now I have an excuse when I do it.

*points at dodobird, he told me to do it*

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I know the best way to get banned from chat...

ABSOLUTLEY NOTHING! :-/

Originally Posted by Aquanina

Send me a PM with spoilers in it to the Deathly Hallows like Anonymous42.

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

burst Aquanina's bubble by telling her that candyland isn't real
end your posts with in accordance with the prophecy

in accordance with the prophecy

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Make that your signature line. But first make your screen name "LDing = TOTAL CROCK" with the words, "Pollute the Buddhist temples with queer spic bitches," under your screen name. Then start hundreds of threads with the title "Bananas" and post nothing but as many banana characters

as a post can fit.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Make this page: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Dreamviews

[QUOTE=Howie;470147]Copy and paste Leo Volont posts in random Forums with [quote="Seeker"] rather than

Originally Posted by leo Volont

Or really play with danger and let the cat out of the bag and post the PMs I have saved from one of the staff members that they dated *********

Originally Posted by leo Volont

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Show unwavering support for Oneironaught, even when he says and does dumb crap.

Amen, brother.

Wow, that's harsh!

Originally Posted by Mark75

Exactly.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

/me kills the demented miget who wrote the article.
DONE.

Originally Posted by Mark75

Screw you, too! I'm no midget!

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

-Answer every question with '42', just in case it happens to be THE question.

-Do what Alex D said, but more specifically, impersonate Artelis.

-Make multiple topics regarding the detrimental qualities and religious connotations of lucid dreaming, ala MSG's recent topic.

Originally Posted by CymekSniper

-Make a "Piss off Seeker day" where all us DV users go wild spamming, cussing, posting porn links and porn pictures, and regularly sending Seeker messages that say nothing but F*CK YOU, SEEKER!!!!

-Make a thread on female sexuality.
Yes, I do know everything, Seeker (not talking about female sexuality)

Originally Posted by Infraredkelp

I could post a very disturbing link right now, but I don't want to get banned

Originally Posted by Pyrofan1

talk in 3rd person, i.e. Pyrofan had and interesting dream last night

Originally Posted by CymekSniper

This is supposed to be a new ways to become banned thread. The Cymek does exactly what you are suggesting all the time.

Originally Posted by Infraredkelp

Then you shall be banned!

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

That is hysterical! What is the story on that page? Did you write that stuff, or are we really so important that there is another web site that gives a detailed analysis of the posting here? It is funny as Hell, whatever it is.

Originally Posted by Wolffe

Be a somewhat mentally ill girl, who has a fetish for Nintendo, is completely mentally unstable, lies more than your average republican and carries the delusion that you can somehow lucid dream your way into reality, to hunt down infamous terrorist leaders and beat up your arch-nemesis DV admins, IceDawg and Seeker, who, for reasons unknown, are in Pokémon form.

Originally Posted by Wolffe

Post things like this!

Originally Posted by Wolffe

Make pointless posts like this, quoting yourself in repeated succession for no apparent reason!

Originally Posted by Alex D

The idea of ED is that it's funny because it's true and you know, it isn't obvious who wrote it.

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Obvious? No, it's not. But it is obvious who might have learned about it from somebody else.

Originally Posted by skysaw

Click the big red "Ban Me" button on the top menu.

Originally Posted by pokilty

lol, me too!

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Spoiler for Post:

Originally Posted by Oneironaught

Nicely done! Enjoy your bannage

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Thanks, I will! Now I need to get my luggage...

Originally Posted by arby

Discuss lucid dreaming in chat.

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

Spoiler for do:

I think i won...

**•Neko•** · 07-20-2007 10:08 PM

*Neko sees the shadow of the banhammer on Seis*

Better get your luggage.

**Mes Tarrant** · 07-20-2007 11:05 PM

Jesus god seis I didnt think you'd have that kind of time!!! :p

**Ynot** · 07-20-2007 11:08 PM

Instruct your army of zombie machines to all email seeker,
remember to include your username on the mails

**Mes Tarrant** · 07-20-2007 11:10 PM

Post pictures of Seeker and Asher caught in the act.

**Ynot** · 07-20-2007 11:12 PM

**Universal Mind** · 07-20-2007 11:38 PM

Post links to really hardcore porn, like this...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLk...related&search=

**Sornaensis** · 07-20-2007 11:43 PM

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Jesus god seis I didnt think you'd have that kind of time!!! :p

lol. I didn't take THAT long :p.

Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Post pictures of Seeker and Asher caught in the act.

Originally Posted by Ynot

Yea...

Originally Posted by Universal Mind

Post links to really hardcore porn, like this...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6DEcRtYLk...related&search=

My little pony?

**Pyrofan1** · 07-21-2007 12:22 AM

Post links to really hardcore porn, like this...

or this alien porn
http://youtube.com/watch?v=_FdbJUC42wM

**Sornaensis** · 07-21-2007 02:26 AM

U qouted wrong, ROFL. *WTF

**arby** · 07-21-2007 02:29 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

U qouted wrong, ROFL. *WTF

I have no idea what you're talking about =O

*grumbles* stupid lack of nested quoting

**Oneironaught** · 07-21-2007 03:15 AM

Originally Posted by Seismosaur

I think i won...

Sorry, Infraredkelp has you beat:

Actual offending post deleted.

**CymekSniper** · 07-21-2007 05:02 AM

I still like my "Piss off Seeker" day. Infact, I like it so much that I am designating October 15 to be piss off seeker day

OCTOBER 15 PISS OFF SEEKER DAY!!!

**Oneironaught** · 07-21-2007 05:17 AM

Originally Posted by CymekSniper

I still like my "Piss off Seeker" day. Infact, I like it so much that I am designating October 15 to be piss off seeker day

OCTOBER 15 PISS OFF SEEKER DAY!!!

I think I'll get a head-start.