Should we outlaw this killer substance?

**Sugarglider11** · 07-23-2007 03:31 PM

but wait, Einstien was found drinking this before he came up with his theory.

**arby** · 07-23-2007 03:38 PM

But he might have come up with it faster if it hadn't been for the dreaded

HYDROGEN HYDROXIDE

**skysaw** · 07-23-2007 03:43 PM

You can buy bottles of this stuff at the grocery store, and they don't even do a background check on you. I have some on my desk right now. I actually use it in my coffee, and it really mellows it out.

**Sugarglider11** · 07-23-2007 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by skysaw

You can buy bottles of this stuff at the grocery store, and they don't even do a background check on you. I have some on my desk right now. I actually use it in my coffee, and it really mellows it out.

did you try gasoline, that works too, better than dihydrogen monoxide

**Identity X** · 07-23-2007 04:24 PM

BAN WATER? THERE ARE GREATER MATTERS AT HAND. YOU ARE BLIND TO THE TRUTH.

CALCIUM KILLS. BAN CALCIUM

Or better still watch http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swIg08WO04k

**•Neko•** · 07-23-2007 04:34 PM

Water? What are you talking about? This is about dihydrogen monoxide... Not water, whatever that's got to do with it...

**Identity X** · 07-23-2007 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by •Neko•

Water? What are you talking about? This is about dihydrogen monoxide... Not water, whatever that's got to do with it...

Dream Views users are not stupid. There's no point keeping up this pretence. AH I JUST PUT SODIUM CHLORIDE AND A WEAK SOLUTION OF ETHANOIC ACID OVER MY CHIPS I'm going to die etc.

**sourcejedi** · 07-23-2007 04:49 PM

Originally Posted by Identity X

Dream Views users are not stupid. There's no point keeping up this pretence. AH I JUST PUT SODIUM CHLORIDE AND A WEAK SOLUTION OF ETHANOIC ACID OVER MY CHIPS I'm going to die etc.

Please, don't listen to this dangerous madman.

Everyone knows Sodium and Chlorine are very hazardous chemicals. If you just tried to put them on your chips it's going to be a race between whether inhaling the Chlorine kills you first, or you have time to apply the acid solution and die from hideous burns when the sodium reacts explosively with the water, blasting you with the now-concentrated acid and shards of potato.

**LBT Petrie** · 07-23-2007 04:50 PM

It is solely the most abused and addictive substance the world has ever seen. You take too much, you die, you take too little, you die. This substance has to go! Lets start a petition.

**Identity X** · 07-23-2007 04:58 PM

Originally Posted by sourcejedi

Please, don't listen to this dangerous madman.

Everyone knows Sodium and Chlorine are very hazardous chemicals. If you just tried to put them on your chips it's going to be a race between whether inhaling the Chlorine kills you first, or you have time to apply the acid solution and die from hideous burns when the sodium reacts explosively with the water, blasting you with the now-concentrated acid and shards of potato.

Haha

Delia Smith's Home-made Table Salt.

For this recipe you will need

1 tonne sodium

1 tank Chlorine gas

1 Gas Mask

1 Life Insurance Policy

...

**Half/Dreaming** · 07-23-2007 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Identity X

Dream Views users are not stupid. There's no point keeping up this pretence. AH I JUST PUT SODIUM CHLORIDE AND A WEAK SOLUTION OF ETHANOIC ACID OVER MY CHIPS I'm going to die etc.

Hold on, now. The majority of people here are Americans, so they might be stupid, right?

**•Neko•** · 07-23-2007 05:36 PM

Originally Posted by Identity X

Dream Views users are not stupid. There's no point keeping up this pretence. AH I JUST PUT SODIUM CHLORIDE AND A WEAK SOLUTION OF ETHANOIC ACID OVER MY CHIPS I'm going to die etc.

I know that, I was just joking.

Geez...

**skysaw** · 07-23-2007 05:47 PM

Time for a confession. I suppose I'm rather addicted to the stuff. I like to get in the tub and let it run completely over my body. It's the only way I can feel refreshed for my day.

**Half/Dreaming** · 07-23-2007 05:49 PM

Its a key ingredient of crack cocaine.

**Sugarglider11** · 07-23-2007 05:56 PM

I supose I have problems with it too, Im just about to jump into a pool of dihydrogen monoxide. please forgive me!

**•Neko•** · 07-23-2007 05:57 PM

I confess also. I drink 8 glasses a day of the stuff. I'm bad, I know; I just can't help it.

**Keeper** · 07-23-2007 06:24 PM

It isn't nearly as addictive as bread, though ...

**Sugarglider11** · 07-23-2007 06:32 PM

bread is about 10 or 20 percent of it

**Sornaensis** · 07-23-2007 06:36 PM

Dihydrogen Monoxide:
Di = 2 Hydrogen
Mono = 1 Oxide = 1 oxygen

== H₂O =

Spoiler for Answer:

**Keeper** · 07-23-2007 06:47 PM

shhhhhhh!

**arby** · 07-23-2007 07:00 PM

Why do ppl seem to think we don't get it?

**LBT Petrie** · 07-23-2007 07:11 PM

8 Glasses! You crazy

**•Neko•** · 07-23-2007 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by LBT Petrie

8 Glasses! You crazy

That I am, Petrie; that I am... But I can't help it. Dihydrogen monoxide is the best thing on earth!

**Half/Dreaming** · 07-23-2007 07:23 PM

A couple people runied this thread. Silly folks.

Btw, 8 glasses is the recommended amount of poision per day.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is also the primary ingredient in children's tears!! You dont...like...children's tears.....do you?

**•Neko•** · 07-23-2007 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming

A couple people runied this thread. Silly folks.

Btw, 8 glasses is the recommended amount of poision per day.

Dihydrogen Monoxide is also the primary ingredient in children's tears!! You dont...like...children's tears.....do you?

*Puts away the onions*

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