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      Nobody Cares About What You Think!!! But This Thread Does.

      Hate airline food? Older sister kicking your ass? Termites eating your house? Recently had a drug or alcohol induced epiphany? Post it here!! Post any trivial little problems that are making your life a living hell, or if you realized that outer space is just God's way of conveying eternity to humans. We all have those quirky problems. Come on in, and post anything you want.

      As of tonight, I wish alcohol tasted like candy...That would be so seriously awesome.

      I also don't understand why my reach (wingspan?) is 4 inches longer than I am tall. My 2nd toe is also longer than my big toe, which looks STUPID
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      Adverts. I hate adverts. Why am I, a 16 year old kid, being talked into buying life insurance or Ariel washing powder. For Christs sake Barry, I don't need your F**KING Cillit Bang!

      Adopted Megabenman although he disappeared a while ago.

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      Quote Originally Posted by badassbob View Post
      Adverts. I hate adverts. Why am I, a 16 year old kid, being talked into buying life insurance or Ariel washing powder. For Christs sake Barry, I don't need your F**KING Cillit Bang!

      The same with penis enlarging meds!!! WTF? I am so sick of that, and it just makes men feel inadequate. I have heard from many women that it doesn't even matter how big you are, as long as you're not the size of a thumb. So I ask, WTF?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      The same with penis enlarging meds!!! WTF? I am so sick of that, and it just makes men feel inadequate. I have heard from many women that it doesn't even matter how big you are, as long as you're not the size of a thumb. So I ask, WTF?
      Yeah, I've read that in about a million articles all over the internet (not that I go miles out of my way to find them, though...:p).

      I have another one; It annoys the hell out of me when people have these huge unnecessary phobias of swearing. It's not like I swear all the time or anything like that, but sometimes swearing just helps you to emphasize your point. It was always worst at school, I remember you'd have to do at least a few hundred lines saying something like "I will not swear" at my junior school.

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      venting stem eh?

      OK things pissing me off:

      1. When people talk generically on msn/aim, what ever. They always say " hi" " how are you", " what are you up to". Such closed questions really, i can only be spontaneously weird/quirky by sending links and talking about sex and or social dynamics with a very small minority of people, others tell me off for it, they r like robots i swear!!

      2. When people walk in a big group SLOWLY down a crowded public street, i mean its obvious they are in the way!

      3. When some of my friends( not all luckily) are immature little kids. I mean WTF! i can't invite my best friend for a sleepover who happens to be girl round without dumb ass remark or them sending her stuff via facebook,myspace or me by email. I keep saying " BEDS CAN JUST BE FOR SLEEPING IN!", geez they r like fuckin 12yr old kids!!!

      well i probably have a few but there are some things that annoy me.. infact also when people judge people from one experience or when they are told by a third party. People don't bother getting to know people sometimes, one of my friends is a real outcast, she was lonely and depressed. But she is an amazing person, i had been told all these stories of how much of a friend she was. I thought i'd see for myself, they were chattin BS! I mean ok some people are a tad odd, you just ignore their random weirded out phases, its what makes ppl interesting!
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      Quote Originally Posted by joey11223 View Post
      venting stem eh?
      1. When people talk generically on msn/aim, what ever. They always say " hi" " how are you", " what are you up to". Such closed questions really, i can only be spontaneously weird/quirky by sending links and talking about sex and or social dynamics with a very small minority of people, others tell me off for it, they r like robots i swear!!
      Yeah, that annoys the hell out of me too. Everyone seems to do the exact same thing. Even if I try to say something different first it always eventually gets round to the same old routine. The best you can do is delay it a little.

      Quote Originally Posted by joey11223 View Post
      3. When some of my friends( not all luckily) are immature little kids. I mean WTF! i can't invite my best friend for a sleepover who happens to be girl round without dumb ass remark or them sending her stuff via facebook,myspace or me by email. I keep saying " BEDS CAN JUST BE FOR SLEEPING IN!", geez they r like fuckin 12yr old kids!!!
      Yeah, my friends are always asking girls (usually when i'm still within earshot) if they like me and if they think I'm good looking. They know I hate it but they do it all the time anyway just to get my reaction. I'm really nothing like any of my friends except one (just happens to be the one I don't see any more), they all act about 12.

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      I'm not a big fan of children. They need stuff too often. And they're too smart for their own good. Have you ever seen a child spontaneously start crying and then spontaneously stop when they get what they want? They acted like it was the end of the world!!! They're so freggin selfish. GOD I hate them.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      I'm not a big fan of children. They need stuff too often. And they're too smart for their own good. Have you ever seen a child spontaneously start crying and then spontaneously stop when they get what they want? They acted like it was the end of the world!!! They're so freggin selfish. GOD I hate them.
      Yeah, but they can't help that. They don't know any better. But I do agree, they can be irritating little bastards. My little cousins used to cry if they lost at any sport until they were about 8; at which point they started to just be in a bad mood for the rest of the day instead.

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      Quote Originally Posted by badassbob View Post
      Yeah, but they can't help that. They don't know any better. But I do agree, they can be irritating little bastards. My little cousins used to cry if they lost at any sport until they were about 8; at which point they started to just be in a bad mood for the rest of the day instead.

      I have cousins who used to be like that. There were 3 boys, each exhibited the older brother, middle brother, or little brother syndromes. The oldest was bossy and abusive, the middle rebelled and became a hardcore skater, and the youngest was always whining to mommy because he had no other defense.

      Children cry so much because parents reinforce the behavior. I think crying is actually a survival mechanism for worthless, weak human beings. We call "children". They're so lame. And their heads are so disproportionately big!!!

      This being said, I'm not a big fan of parents with young kids either. I know its not their, fault. They are just so wierd, though. I've seen parents practically tackle their kids off the sidewalk as I drive by under the speed limit. In a restaurant, the world stops as their child chooses between the normal Happy Meal or the Happy Meal with two beef patties insead of one. I think the biological process of the brain changes when people have kids.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      Children cry so much because parents reinforce the behavior. I think crying is actually a survival mechanism for worthless, weak human beings. We call "children".
      My mum works with kids. She says that if you ignore a crying baby for a good 30 seconds instead of rushing straight there to find out what's wrong they stop crying half the time. This is because a lot of the time the kid just wants attention. Also, you're not supposed to fuss too much when a toddler falls and starts crying, you should go and check that they're Ok, but don't fuss over them for ages because of a grazed knee. That way they don't whine and moan as much.

      Apparently I was more bareable than a lot of kids because my dad was so strict. If my dad was home from work I'd tiptoe around him, and the focus of my day was trying not to cross paths with him. That's what I'd do if I had kids; be really really really strict and hard on them until they're good. I never mis-behaved as a kid because I was so scared of getting a clip round the head. People are too soft on kids these days.

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      Quote Originally Posted by badassbob View Post
      People are too soft on kids these days.
      Thats because it's not politically correct to hurt children's feelings. Children as nasty, evil, cursing devils, and protecting them is a joke. Hell, kids get "participation trophies" at sports events now so they don't feel bad. Kids are babied, and thats probably why they are such punks.

      I've been begging to ask this question to a Brit. Exactly how long is an "age". Is it a determinate amount of time?
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      Thats because it's not politically correct to hurt children's feelings. Children as nasty, evil, cursing devils, and protecting them is a joke. Hell, kids get "participation trophies" at sports events now so they don't feel bad. Kids are babied, and thats probably why they are such punks.
      Exactly, kids need to be encouraged to do their best and make the pain they put their mothers through in labour and the financial loss they place upon their families worth while. If you tell a kid it's ok to lose then they'll be happy with anything they do and won't strive to be the best that they can be.

      Ideally, things should be like this:


      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      I've been begging to ask this question to a Brit. Exactly how long is an "age". Is it a determinate amount of time?
      Lol, I think the amount of time that an "age" takes depends on the context you use the word in.
      If a car's been parked on the side of the road for a day, it's normal.
      If it's been there for a month it's been "ages" since anyone moved the car.
      If a movie's on for an hour it's ok.
      If it's been on for 3 and a half hours then it's been ages.
      Basically "ages" is an unusually long time. I didn't even know yanks dind't say that.:p

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      Hehehe.."ages". Yea, we don't say that. It sounds so ancient, you know what I mean? Probably not, but whatever.

      I frequently say "yall', so you can bust my balls about that.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      I frequently say "yall', so you can bust my balls about that.
      Isn't that supposed to be a "country" thing? Then again, you hear it in a lot of rap music.

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      it depends where you mean "ages or "age"

      ages is just longer then usual. If my friend says he's goung out for2 hours, and is out more then 4, he has been out ages.

      If that tree has bee there for an"age", thats probably 100years+, probably longer then that if your talking about a building/relic.

      An age could even possibly be 1000's of years. Basically as long as everyone remembers, it's like always been there to most peoples minds.
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      I know this is racist, but has it been proven that Asians have depth perception problems? My mom teaches English to several Koreans, and apparently they admitt it!!! Nobody would ever dare admitt this on an official study for fear of being torn apart by the media.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      I know this is racist, but has it been proven that Asians have depth perception problems? My mom teaches English to several Koreans, and apparently they admitt it!!! Nobody would ever dare admitt this on an official study for fear of being torn apart by the media.
      I'm sure if there were real physiological reasons for Asians having bad depth perception it would have been officially researched, tested and prooved by now. I've never actually heard that before over here anyway, maybe it's an American myth? When you say "Asian", do you mean middle-eastern, far-eastern or both?

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      Quote Originally Posted by badassbob View Post
      I'm sure if there were real physiological reasons for Asians having bad depth perception it would have been officially researched, tested and prooved by now. I've never actually heard that before over here anyway, maybe it's an American myth? When you say "Asian", do you mean middle-eastern, far-eastern or both?

      East Asian, specifically. Trends show that the "bad Asian drivers" are from large Asian cities, where they didn't have much driving experience and therefore are more cautious behind the wheel. I doubt there is a physiological reason for this.

      You've never heard that myth? I thought it was pretty well known.
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      Quirks about myself:

      My second and third toe are the same length, this drives me mad.
      My nose stands out amongst my face. I have beautiful eyes and full lips...and an italian nose. GRR
      My body is the ideal body ratio, but I am still "fat" to many people's standards


      Quirks about life:

      When i get into a nice conversation with someone and they ruin it with something very off-subject and upsetting.

      When I am exhausted and can't fall asleep due to my racing mind.

      When loud people give you angry looks for glancing at them as they yell into their cell phones.

      When the car seat is reclined.
      Somewhere weakness is our strength
      I'll die searching for it...
      I believe that there's hope
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      The children the world almost break become the adults who save it.

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      Quote Originally Posted by BiVixen View Post
      Quirks about myself:

      My second and third toe are the same length, this drives me mad.
      My nose stands out amongst my face. I have beautiful eyes and full lips...and an italian nose. GRR
      My body is the ideal body ratio, but I am still "fat" to many people's standards


      Quirks about life:

      When i get into a nice conversation with someone and they ruin it with something very off-subject and upsetting.

      When I am exhausted and can't fall asleep due to my racing mind.

      When loud people give you angry looks for glancing at them as they yell into their cell phones.

      When the car seat is reclined.
      I got the wierd toe thing going on, too
      Whats wrong with an Italian nose?
      I have strange body ratios. I mentioned my long arms. Good for punching people in the face, though. I'd be a good boxer.

      People get off subject if they are nervous. This could be a compliment to you.

      I have racing mind problems. Its why I can't WILD. And the more you think about not being able to sleep, the harder it is!!!

      Cell phone people suck. Have you ever seen Trigger Happy TV? The giant cell phone yelling-guy skits are hilarious.


      I HATE SUNBURN!!!
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      Quote Originally Posted by BiVixen View Post
      Quirks about myself: When I am exhausted and can't fall asleep due to my racing mind.
      I hate that. I get it all the time. It's 2:26am where I live and I probably won't got to bed for another couple of hours because I know the only way I'll be able to sleep is if I'm barely able to stand. :p

      Adopted Megabenman although he disappeared a while ago.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      I got the wierd toe thing going on, too
      Whats wrong with an Italian nose?
      I have strange body ratios. I mentioned my long arms. Good for punching people in the face, though. I'd be a good boxer.

      People get off subject if they are nervous. This could be a compliment to you.

      I have racing mind problems. Its why I can't WILD. And the more you think about not being able to sleep, the harder it is!!!

      Cell phone people suck. Have you ever seen Trigger Happy TV? The giant cell phone yelling-guy skits are hilarious.


      I HATE SUNBURN!!!

      My nose just...stands out.
      I pierced it, now it fits a bit better. It still bugs me though.
      My nails bug me too, they're frail...break easily.
      I am short and for some reason people think I am some good girl by looking at me. I hate it.

      I also hate bad drivers.
      & people who cat call you.
      I hate hate hate bad customer service.
      & When my order gets messed up in a restaurant.
      I hate people who are quiet on the phone.
      & people who don't return phone calls.
      I hate headaches...a lot.
      & people who shout when you say you have one.
      Somewhere weakness is our strength
      I'll die searching for it...
      I believe that there's hope
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      The children the world almost break become the adults who save it.

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      check this out Bivixen!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0IV-8JoGYM

      so damn funny.

      ...i changed the subject.
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      Quote Originally Posted by Half/Dreaming View Post
      check this out Bivixen!!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0IV-8JoGYM

      so damn funny.

      ...i changed the subject.
      Oh my god..I just about peed my pants!!
      Somewhere weakness is our strength
      I'll die searching for it...
      I believe that there's hope
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      The children the world almost break become the adults who save it.

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      Quote Originally Posted by BiVixen View Post
      Oh my god..I just about peed my pants!!
      Yea, you gotta wear diapers when you watch that stuff. I'm surprised I didn't find out about trigger happy TV until like a year ago.
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