Thread: [Game] The Dreamviews RPG

"Fear not Great Seeker, for I shall vanquish the despicable Lord Leo and his minions with my +3 Helm of Courage and my Enchanted Blade of the Elves which I bought down at the Shoppeth 'n' Goeth in the sale (20% off). However I know very little of this Lord Leo of which you speak."

A young disciple stepped forward, his head bowed, "Some say that Lord Leo has existed since the beginning of time, as old or even older than Asher. Others claim that he was once a regular n00b that was driven mad by the quest for lucidity. They all agree that he flits around different message boards, making controversial threads and posts until eventually getting banned. Leaving behind nothing but a name to scare the young'uns. Wherever he goes he attracts controversy and followers; the followers are recognisable to each other by the words 'Unban Leo' they leave in their signatures.

The hall was silent. The Adventurer stepped forth (again), "If I am to succeed in my arduous quest to defeat Lord Leo I will need a band of Misfits. Preferrably a gruff dwarf for the comedy, an elf to provide knowledgable pearls of wisdom when the heroes don't know where to go, another man that will double-cross us and meet a well-deserved death and a girl that I, the Adventurer and protaganist, will start out hating but will eventually grow to respect her as a fighter and then, of course, fall in love with her. Who's with me!?"

An unnamed monk, who shall never again appear in this story, quipped in: "You say you need a dwarf? They have plenty down in the Mines of Techtalk. They may be squat loners, but they build many fine equipments. I've seen a fine coat made there, the Apple Macintosh. Also, I've heard of Techtalk manufactured +11 Poison-tipped Gauntlets of Hacking which is super-effective against n00bs, and the legendary Linux, Operating System of Enhanced Irritability Socketed {2}. in Techtalk, they have a great chapel to Saint iSteve, creator of overpriced fashion statements, with stained glass Windows looking out to a great Vista.

The squattest, but most skilled tech-drawf of them all is Kaniaz. He was their master. But he has been missing for a while. It may be hard to find him, but it will be worth it. If you see a dwarf wearing a Robe of Arrogance, Platinum Hat of Richness, and Belt With The Ability To Summon Lolz, that is him."

derb stepped forward and decided to be serious even if he has never in his life played something like this. and he said 'alrite lads watsa craic in here?dyiv rooem far wan moore? sure im frum duublin, but im able tih foit an' all. if yz can undarstan' me tah' is.'
well 'ard he is, that derb one.

Wtf Derb? You can't put yourself in the story. Look at the writing style as well, it's got to gel.

So in other words:


Tut, amateurs.

sorry, ive never roleplayed or watever before, plus i thought this was senseless?

shouldnt this be in arcane otherwise? see yiz then.

Yeah, move this to arcane, QUICK LIKE

"I hear you are in need of another human to eventually double cross you and progress the story" a hooded figure said from the shadows.

"And who who would that be?" The adventurer relied. "you?"

"Of course its me... You see I have many skills that may assist you in your jouney..."

"Such as?"

"I cannot say." The figure replied.

"Well, can I at least know your name?"

The figure smiled and replied "I shall be waiting outside if you wish me to come" Then there was a flutter in the shadows and the figure was there no more.

No. It should stay in Senseless Banter:
1. SB needs more good topics like this
2. It'll get more traffic here
3. It's called Senseless Banter for a reason
4. Arcane Arena is a serious role-playing forum not for a light-hearted whimsical affair such as this.