Thread: Say something about you, above you and under you

^ Turned MoS gay which is why he's married to a boy
< Wishes he was a gay girl rather than a gay guy
V Believes their family will die if they step on the cracks in the pavement

^ Is wrong because it actually goes:
Step on a crack, break your Mom's/Mum's back
< Once broke his Mum's back
V Is responsible for all pavement cracks worldwide -.-

^ Needs to show his Mom more respect
< Used his super powers to control an evil dude, thus making the cracks
V Might possibly have seen the evil dude!

^ Makes up wild stories
< Misses chat
v Isn't in chat right now

^ Is right.
< Is playing WoW right now (again)
V Has replied to this topic

^ Is responsible for 3 pages of this madness thus far.
< After posting this, will go back into the shadows.
V Looks a lot like Harry Potter.

^ Looks like Ozzy Osborne in my mind
< Does a litle if he wears glasses
v Wears odd socks

^ Has been looking through my sock drawer.
< Just posted in this thread.
v Eats n00bs for breakfast.

^ Just posted
< Eats n00bs
V Comments on my quoting of Neko

^has 1,766 posts
< says "just posted is an old idealogy from way back in forum times but the move Keeper put on Neko was very desicive. well played."
V some noob

^ Hey not nice...but true
< Ate sushi for dinner
V Will have a lucid dream this night!

^ Thanks! Hope it works.
< Can't stand those damn "interactive male" gay chatline commercials.
v Exists on the same plane of consciousness and reality as Stan Lee, Walter Matthau, and Zach Braff.

^ Is pretty much one of my favourites
< Is secretly in love with Zach Braff
v Doesn't know who Zach Braff is

^ Thinks Zach Braff is rather edible
< Reckons Zach Braff tastes like pancake mix
V Would happily eat nothing but pancake mix for the rest of their life

^ Is correct, as long as it has been fried
< Temporerally forgot that he likes Pies best
V Can hear Keeper crying in dispare ...

^ IS RIGHT, I CAN HEAR HIS WEEPING
< GETS KICKS OUT OF LISTENING TO IT
v IS A HUNGARIAN SEX-IDOL

^ Typed a message in caps, what the shit.
< Is kinda inactive on Dreamviews lately (and not a sex-idol either )
V's name would look really good with -cats behind it.

^ Is completely and utterly wrong about me and everything... ever.
< Wants a chocolate chip muffin to marry
v Is a dirty rascal.

^ IS RIGHT ABOUT DIRTY ... NOT SURE ABOUT RASCAL
< LIKES USING CAPS
v ONCE SHARED A BED WITH ME IN A HOTEL IN MISSISSIPPI

^ Swore he would never speak of that!
< Feels so very very betrayed
v Has a cat named Mr. Biggles

^ HAS A LOLLOPING-EMU-ENGLISH-GENTLEMAN CALLED MR BIGGLES
< will stop using caps now
v once ate 127 pieces of LEGO in 1min 23secs

^ Got a duck-season calendar hanging on the wall, but always forget to look at it
< Once ate 127 pieces of LEGO in 1min 23secs
V Likes ponies

^ Made a very good guess. ()
< Is the one and only.
v Has hair made of lettuce.

^ Is really not a pony
< Does not have hair of lettuce but instead locks of brunette hair that is uncut and bothersome to herself
v Eats pie for every meal except on Tuesdays