 Originally Posted by pyroguy305
i will get out of the shower, and not put on clothes until i hear someone coming inside.
 Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
I masturbate ferociously.
 Originally Posted by Man of Steel
I drill holes in things with my incredibly hard, steel-like-
 Originally Posted by •Neko•
I try to watch My Little Pony episodes on YouTube, and do other things... but let's not get into that. 
 Originally Posted by Burns
When I'm home alone, I like to listen to loud music and dance around the house in my underwear 
 Originally Posted by Howie
And NO! I don't where my wifes clothes when I am alone. 
 Originally Posted by Michael
I invite a girly over and scrump everywhere possible, cept the parents bed.
 Originally Posted by Michael
that reminds me, i do my pec dance in front of the mirror a lot
 Originally Posted by Daeva
you expressed a desire to beat your own ass once you got your hands on yourself. Psycho! =P
 Originally Posted by Man of Steel
I love telemarketers, Neavo. I especially like to "let them talk to the head of the household," which is just me switching voices, then let them talk to someone else, again just switching voices, and just go through about ten or so different people/voices until they get fed up and hang up. Or asking for a free hot dog. Or some other random and off-the-wall demand, preferably in an Australian or Scottish accent.
Yelling at the top of my lungs away from the phone, in that stereotypical black housewife's voice, "GET YO HAND OUTTA THEM COOKIES, MILDRED! I DONE TOL' YOU ONCET! DON'T MAKE ME GIT THE SWITCH!" then going back to talking like nothing happened is always fun, too. Yup, I have fun with telemarketers. Unfortunately, for some odd reason, we don't get very many calls from them anymore these days...
 Originally Posted by Xox
I thought I was the only one. I yell random things at people passing in the street, to freak them out..And when they look I duck down
 Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed
I sing Disney songs, especially "the Circle of Life"
 Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
Sometimes I shit in the bathtub when nobodys home and act all confused when my mom asks who did it.
 Originally Posted by PatienceMarie
Better be lucky we don't have nametags on our shit or you'de be busted buddy.
I talk to my boobs.
 Originally Posted by seeker28
I spank myself with the serving spoons, then stick them back in the draw without washing them.
 Originally Posted by kichu
I also take the laser pointer that I use with my cats and go on the balcony and point it at the buildings around me or the people on the sidewalk below and try to trip them out.
 Originally Posted by Lord Bennington
I sing rather loudly. And one time, I was "alone" in my room listening to KC and The Sunshine Band, and I walked into the hall, doing The Point and into my brother's room, to discover that he and one of his friends were in there.
I pee in the sink sometimes.
My girlfriend was at my house once, and then she left, so I decided to wank off. She forgot her hair clip, came back into the house and walked in on me, just as I "finished". That was fun. And.... that's about it.
 Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed
Another thing I do is draw pentagrams, light cinnamon-scented candles and dress my cat up in cute little robes. When my parents come home they think our cat worships the devil. It's soooo funnay.
You guys are all fucking insane.
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