Thread: Tell me about the little embarrasing things you do when your home alone

I sing rather loudly. And one time, I was "alone" in my room listening to KC and The Sunshine Band, and I walked into the hall, doing The Point and into my brother's room, to discover that he and one of his friends were in there. I pee in the sink sometimes. My girlfriend was at my house once, and then she left, so I decided to wank off. She forgot her hair clip, came back into the house and walked in on me, just as I "finished". That was fun. And.... that's about it.

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all i do is walk around naked in the warmer. Then again after baths or showers i stay in my towel for hours and holding it up while making tea and cooking fails anyway, so... nothing really different.

This was a topic about Patience's boobs, right?

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

hahaha Kushna I could totally see you doing that actually... the whole distorted word thing and the fist fight thing.

Also... HANG IT UP BOYS!! >:O haha.

Leave my boobs alone. haha

-patience

Yessum. v.v

<.< ... >.> *goes back to fantasizing about Patience's boobs*

I'm still not a pervert!

Originally Posted by Xox

I have fake conversations, I look in the mirror and do/say embarrasingly conceited things, dance around stupidly heheh etc. you'de think i have a split personality.

I believe Xox is spying on me
Seriously took the words right out of my mouth there.

Along with those I also tend to act out thoughts that come to mind. And then stop and realize what I'm actually doing...
haha?

I now sing very loudly in a deep bass voice, talk to myself and/or my dog (who is outside) altogether too loudly in various accents, from a fair-toawesome (depending on the day) Sean Connery impersonation to a really bad Australian or Indian accent. Mostly Scottish, though.

Having conversations with myself about totally random things is much more fun that you might think, too...

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

I masturbate ferociously.

:cough: ...

Originally Posted by skysaw

I've often thought that if my house were bugged, whoever was doing the bugging would be absolutely convinced that I'm a raving lunatic!

When alone, I sing, repeat nonsense words and phrases, move around in a silly fashion, have conversations with myself, make faces in the mirror, and more. So much more...

LOL! I do that too

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

</didn't read>
I talk to my boobs. <didn't read>

-patience

Ooh, that's hawt.

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

Judging from this pic, it worked.

I am not a pervert!

Kushna is right.

Seismosaur, you're an idiot. That could've been all one post. Jeez, what some people do for post count.

Another thing I do is draw pentagrams, light cinnamon-scented candles and dress my cat up in cute little robes. When my parents come home they think our cat worships the devil. It's soooo funnay.

Well I have to admit that I do have conversations with myself sometimes when I am all alone. I will argue to anything including other drivers. {I just love to do this one.} I also like to run around the house naked just cause I can. I love to listen to loud music when I am all alone as well. I am sure there is more I will remember to tell you later. So I will probably be back. But that is it for now.

Originally Posted by pyroguy305

i will get out of the shower, and not put on clothes until i hear someone coming inside.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

I masturbate ferociously.

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I drill holes in things with my incredibly hard, steel-like-

Originally Posted by •Neko•

I try to watch My Little Pony episodes on YouTube, and do other things... but let's not get into that.

Originally Posted by Burns

When I'm home alone, I like to listen to loud music and dance around the house in my underwear

Originally Posted by Howie

And NO! I don't where my wifes clothes when I am alone.

Originally Posted by Michael

I invite a girly over and scrump everywhere possible, cept the parents bed.

Originally Posted by Michael

that reminds me, i do my pec dance in front of the mirror a lot

Originally Posted by Daeva

you expressed a desire to beat your own ass once you got your hands on yourself. Psycho! =P

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

I love telemarketers, Neavo. I especially like to "let them talk to the head of the household," which is just me switching voices, then let them talk to someone else, again just switching voices, and just go through about ten or so different people/voices until they get fed up and hang up. Or asking for a free hot dog. Or some other random and off-the-wall demand, preferably in an Australian or Scottish accent.

Yelling at the top of my lungs away from the phone, in that stereotypical black housewife's voice, "GET YO HAND OUTTA THEM COOKIES, MILDRED! I DONE TOL' YOU ONCET! DON'T MAKE ME GIT THE SWITCH!" then going back to talking like nothing happened is always fun, too. Yup, I have fun with telemarketers. Unfortunately, for some odd reason, we don't get very many calls from them anymore these days...

Originally Posted by Xox

I thought I was the only one. I yell random things at people passing in the street, to freak them out..And when they look I duck down

Originally Posted by Kushna Mufeed

I sing Disney songs, especially "the Circle of Life"

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Sometimes I shit in the bathtub when nobodys home and act all confused when my mom asks who did it.

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

Better be lucky we don't have nametags on our shit or you'de be busted buddy.

I talk to my boobs.

Originally Posted by seeker28

I spank myself with the serving spoons, then stick them back in the draw without washing them.

Originally Posted by kichu

I also take the laser pointer that I use with my cats and go on the balcony and point it at the buildings around me or the people on the sidewalk below and try to trip them out.

Originally Posted by Lord Bennington

I sing rather loudly. And one time, I was "alone" in my room listening to KC and The Sunshine Band, and I walked into the hall, doing The Point and into my brother's room, to discover that he and one of his friends were in there.

I pee in the sink sometimes.

My girlfriend was at my house once, and then she left, so I decided to wank off. She forgot her hair clip, came back into the house and walked in on me, just as I "finished". That was fun. And.... that's about it.

Originally Posted by CoLd BlooDed

Another thing I do is draw pentagrams, light cinnamon-scented candles and dress my cat up in cute little robes. When my parents come home they think our cat worships the devil. It's soooo funnay.

You guys are all fucking insane.

Originally Posted by Goldney

You guys are all fucking insane.

Likewise.

I feel so pretty, so pretty and witty and bright!

Originally Posted by Goldney

You guys are all fucking insane.

You sir, are a liar.

Originally Posted by Daeva

You sir, are a liar.

I concur.

I occur.

Well one thing I do, I listen to music or play a game with the volume up (high).

Originally Posted by Jdeadevil

Well one thing I do, I listen to music or play a game with the volume up (high).

And this is unusual... how?

I want dirt!