i know! invent "the internet 2." yes i can see it now... hackers get the internet because it's full of porn and nastiness and all us honest law abiding citizens of earth with start over in the internet 2.

small print: i take all responsibility for inventing the internet 2. yes, it\'s a political ploy so when i run for office in 2025 i can say... "i invented the internet 2."