Addicted to Dreamviews?

[Jeff777]

-Gets up from the audience and walks toward the front of the room, taps on megaphone and then speaks...- Hi, my name is Jeff -In unison, the crowd says: "Hi Jeff!"- Um...hi...well I've been here for about 5 months and I'm really starting to get addicted here...I find myself surfing DV when nothing is going on...returning to subjects I JUST left within minutes to check for replies...so I'm going to -tears up-...I'm going to go on the 12 step program. -crowd says in unison "You have our support Jeff!"- -sighs heavily and nervously- Th...thank you. Well...here are the steps. 1. We admitted we were powerless over dreamviews—that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to surfing sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our dreamviews addiction. 6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings. 8. Made a list of all members/newbies we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all. 9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others. 10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious dreamviews surfing with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to dreamviews addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. Are you addicted to Dreamviews? (For entertainment/comedy purposes only.)

[Michael]

Ahhh! Not the 12 steps again! I'm not addicted, I swear!...

[Jeff777]

Ahhh! Not the 12 steps again! I'm not addicted, I swear!... -crowd says in unison- Hi Michael!

[Man of Steel]

I am Dream Views*. *Not really, but you know you you'd miss me if I wasn't around.

[Clairity]

Jeff, every addict needs a sponsor.. and I'm here for you man! *Clairity says while twitching and reaching for her mouse and a cigarette* * FYI.. I really don't smoke.

[Howie]

Clairity, will you be my codependent? I IS Dream Views*.

[Clairity]

Clairity, will you be my codependent? Of course Howie.. I promise to talk you off the ledge if you'll do the same for me!

[Burns]

*walks up to the microphone* ehem, It's been a long time comin, people. Thanks for all your support. And thank you, Jeff, for having the courage to start this program for all us addicts. I'm really looking forward to being rehabilitated and getting my life back. *starts to shake* It's going to be a long, hard road but... oh who the hell am I kidding? *runs off stage and out the door* oh god, how many new replies did I miss??

[Clairity]

oh god, how many new replies did I miss?? LOL!! We are sooo pathetic!

[O'nus]

*Rocking back and forth in corner covered with blanket while staring at a web-covered laptop* ...d-did they reply to my post yet..? did they? *click* not yet.. maybe now? *click* ahhh, soon.. maybe they are reading now *readings user profile* no.. not yet... READ IT! REEEEADD ITTTTT!!! Ahahahaha.... are there other new posts? *Clicks new posts* nope.. ahhh... maybe a pm? no... guess i'll make a thread.. but about what? i dont know... gotta keep checkin.. gotta keep checkin.. d-did they reply to my post yet...? did they? ~

[Vex Kitten]

You all are pathetic. I can quit dream views whenever I please. Watch... *moves cursor to Log Out - hand starts trembling* Cant. Hold cursor still. Over. Log Out. *uses both hands to hold mouse still but can't bring self to left click*

[bro]

(For entertainment/comedy purposes only.) But...but I thought you were going to help me! I can't take it! It's going to be a long, hard road but... oh who the hell am I kidding? LOL!! We are sooo pathetic! Teehee!...so true, I thought I was the only one. *Rocking back and forth in corner covered with blanket while staring at a web-covered laptop* That gave me a rather amusing image Very good O'nus! There's help out there! (But first go reply to all those tempting topics )

[Clairity]

*Rocking back and forth in corner covered with blanket while staring at a web-covered laptop* ...d-did they reply to my post yet..? did they? *click* not yet.. maybe now? *click* ahhh, soon.. maybe they are reading now *readings user profile* no.. not yet... READ IT! REEEEADD ITTTTT!!! Ahahahaha.... are there other new posts? *Clicks new posts* nope.. ahhh... maybe a pm? no... guess i'll make a thread.. but about what? i dont know... gotta keep checkin.. gotta keep checkin.. d-did they reply to my post yet...? did they? ~

[Jeff777]

OMG! Lol! I love you guys xD We're all in this thing together!

[ExoByte]

I'm not addicted to Dreamviews! Dreamviews is addicted to me! Oh No! Its back! *resists!* Help! HELP! HEEEELP!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! ... .. . So hows that Dreaming?

[Xox]

*Rocking back and forth in corner covered with blanket while staring at a web-covered laptop* ...d-did they reply to my post yet..? did they? *click* not yet.. maybe now? *click* ahhh, soon.. maybe they are reading now *readings user profile* no.. not yet... READ IT! REEEEADD ITTTTT!!! Ahahahaha.... are there other new posts? *Clicks new posts* nope.. ahhh... maybe a pm? no... guess i'll make a thread.. but about what? i dont know... gotta keep checkin.. gotta keep checkin.. d-did they reply to my post yet...? did they? ~ *picks up mike* I tried to quit Dream Views but it helps me lose weight! And besides, why should I? Huh huh? Life is short, live it how you want! *applause* *runs back to pc*

[Howie]

I am feeling warm and fuzzy --> Normal well ok, 1/2 normal

[suttsman]

I won't go back to DVhab! I CAN'T GO BACK! *jumps out a window and runz*

[Spartiate]

*Rocking back and forth in corner covered with blanket while staring at a web-covered laptop* ...d-did they reply to my post yet..? did they? *click* not yet.. maybe now? *click* ahhh, soon.. maybe they are reading now *readings user profile* no.. not yet... READ IT! REEEEADD ITTTTT!!! Ahahahaha.... are there other new posts? *Clicks new posts* nope.. ahhh... maybe a pm? no... guess i'll make a thread.. but about what? i dont know... gotta keep checkin.. gotta keep checkin.. d-did they reply to my post yet...? did they? ~ *Switches to invisible mode*

[suttsman]

*while suttsman keeps running, he smacks into an invisible object. The "object" says "Hey, stop it, gotta see if they responded to my post yet!"*

[Jdeadevil]

-Stands up in super cool and fashionable clothing and walks infront of microphone, pushes whoever out the way- *Audience Gasps in shock* What's up, internet! My names Jonneh! I've come from a long and hard -Takes off strap for machine gun- walk from the cities of Japan up to the tower of Blackpool, to come and rock you. -Points to audience- Now I'm here today, so I can tell you that I am the leader of this long lasting world you can Earth. -Brings up machine gun and shoots everywhere as the audience run away in a very idiotic manner- And now it's time for you all to know that I am the son of the legendary Selrahc Cimsagro. As I will now run off, in a very cool and interesting way! -Runs off whilst disappearing into black smoke- *The audince is now dead*

[Grod]

-Stands up in super cool and fashionable clothing and walks infront of microphone, pushes whoever out the way- *Audience Gasps in shock* What's up, internet! My names Jonneh! I've come from a long and hard -Takes off strap for machine gun- walk from the cities of Japan up to the tower of Blackpool, to come and rock you. -Points to audience- Now I'm here today, so I can tell you that I am the leader of this long lasting world you can Earth. -Brings up machine gun and shoots everywhere as the audience run away in a very idiotic manner- And now it's time for you all to know that I am the son of the legendary Selrahc Cimsagro. As I will now run off, in a very cool and interesting way! -Runs off whilst disappearing into black smoke- *The crowd are now dead* What.

[Spartiate]

What. The crowd are now dead.

[Jdeadevil]

Hehehehe

[Mes Tarrant]

JDea... I thought we agreed to be nice to the LD4All crowd!! In any case, I feel sorry for all you addicts. *runs home and changes her homepage to news.bbc.co.uk, takes down most of the Seeker posters, and calls up a real friend or two. waits for this to pass.*