Decipher the code!

[Original Poster]

Krddovs S;ns jsd yjr movrdy sdd O jsbr rbrt drrm. O epi;f npmr oy dp jstf, djr nr dmrrxomh piy vi, gpt yep errld dytsohjy! Yjrtr str s ;py pg yjrptord snpiy yjr o;;i,omsyo. Yjr [tpn;r, od ypp ,smu [rp[;r yjoml yjrtr [;sm od yp yitm yj IDS hsu. Ursj... tohjy.

[Sornaensis]

Krddovs S;ns jsd yjr movrdy sdd O jsbr rbrt drrm. O epi;f npmr oy dp jstf, djr nr dmrrxomh piy vi, gpt yep errld dytsohjy! Yjrtr str s ;py pg yjrptord snpiy yjr o;;i,omsyo. Yjr [tpn;r, od ypp ,smu [rp[;r yjoml yjrtr [;sm od yp yitm yj IDS hsu. Ursj... tohjy. Jessica Alba has the nicest ass I have ever seen. I would bone it so hard, she be sneezing out cum for two weeks straight! There are a lot of theories about the illumiati. The problem is too many people think there plan is to turn th USA gay. Yeah... right. OWN3D!!! std::

[♥Mark]

I've got it! Mark75 is my one and only god. I hereby swear to fulfill her/his every request with a zeal unmatched regardless of how unreasonable or impossible it may be. My allegiance to whatever cause she/he tasks me with will be unwavering and unfaltering. The tenacity with which I shall seek total and complete victory over her/his enemies will have no equal, and shall never wane. My existence is secondary to his/her directives. The lives of those who seek to inhibit her/his progress in any way are secondary to absolutely everything else. To my grave and beyond I shall be ever vigilant in my purpose of doing all that it is possible to do in order to see that her/her wishes are met to the maximum possible extent.

[ExoByte]

LOL @ both.

[Amethyst Star]

It's very obviously: 17

[Sornaensis]

LOL @ both. Mine was the correct translation, by the way . std::

[ExoByte]

Yeah I know, cause I took the time to translate too I mean at both messages OD posted

[Sornaensis]

Yeah I know, cause I took the time to translate too I mean at both messages OD posted He prolly thought he could say that and no one'd ever find out. Silly OD! std::

[♥Mark]

Aha, I just deciphered this one, too! Mark75's was the correct translation, by the way . lul::

[Sornaensis]

/me worships seis and kisses his feet C'mon Mark, you're not even trying to code that! std::

[ExoByte]

War!

[♥Mark]

C'mon Mark, you're not even trying to code that! std:: Quite right. Which makes me wonder why you're trying to decode it.

[Sornaensis]

I love you, mark! See, i am That good. std::

[Sornaensis]

I feel so lost I hear ya. std::

[dreamsinmymynd]

shit you beat me too it. I jsut got it done. too late though. Is it jsut me or was it full of spelling errors?

[Sornaensis]

shit you beat me too it. I jsut got it done. too late though. Is it jsut me or was it full of spelling errors? oy esd gi;; pg d[rr;omh rttptd/ std::

[Original Poster]

I knew it'd be a quick give away. Trying this one. 8 h4st2df hs ;scms;;sckjg ty sjcbs dcktnf. Ghyasvd bv dscnde 8 cecbe w9 3ybck0

[Xox]

I know! It says : 8 h4st2df hs ;scms;;sckjg ty sjcbs dcktnf. Ghyasvd bv dscnde 8 cecbe w9 3ybck0

[Universal Mind]

I knew it'd be a quick give away. Trying this one. 8 h4st2df hs ;scms;;sckjg ty sjcbs dcktnf. Ghyasvd bv dscnde 8 cecbe w9 3ybck0 The cube root of infinite expansion inverse in mixed fractional dimensions divided by proportional tangential reciprocal minus time plane drag coefficient fourth derivitave of Jupiter's gravity times the speed of light exponent Pi yields Ron Paul sucks.

[Xox]

Okay, I feel really slow. How are you guys deciphering these?

[Sornaensis]

Okay, I feel really slow. How are you guys deciphering these? Upshift, Rightshift, and Leftshift are most common. ^u9e 9e 8-euit6. Yjod od Tohjydjogy. Rgua ua kwdragudr. All of those said the same thing.