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    1. 01-06-2005 08:10 PM #1
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      Ask a suppid Q, get a stupid A

      If you don't know how to play, just watch.

      How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
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    2. 01-06-2005 09:37 PM #2
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      Re: Ask a suppid Q, get a stupid A

      Originally posted by Pyro Yuy
      How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
      Go stuff yerself!
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    3. 01-07-2005 06:38 AM #3
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      Originally posted by Pyrro Yuy
      How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
      It's a good idea, but it comes up a little short on flow. How about:

      How much Rand could a Randy kirk if a Randy could kirk Rand?

      (So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means "to initiate romantic activity" or in otherwords, "thrust" )

      There's some scientific answer to the original woodchuck query, but it's late and I'm tired, so I'm not going to try and come up with a pesudo-scientific parody answer right now...
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    4. 01-10-2005 11:55 AM #4
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      Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
      (So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" )
      You lost me at "Rakkantekimusouka"
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    5. 01-10-2005 05:25 PM #5
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      Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>
      <!--QuoteBegin-Rakkantekimusouka
      (So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" )
      You lost me at \"Rakkantekimusouka\"[/b]
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    6. 01-10-2005 07:58 PM #6
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      Answer: (sorry, but Randy was lost...)

      Question: Why am I so confuseled
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    7. 01-10-2005 11:49 PM #7
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      Q: Daffy Duck doesn't wear any pants, but when he comes out of the shower, he's wearing a towel around his waist. Why is that?
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    8. 01-11-2005 12:06 AM #8
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      A: Uh, force of habit?
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    9. 01-11-2005 06:59 PM #9
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      Q. Why are pineapples so bloody sexy?
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    10. 01-12-2005 01:17 AM #10
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      Because they pretend to be golden phalluses.

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    11. 01-12-2005 09:25 AM #11
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      Who the heck came up with the concept of country music? and why? WHY GOD WHY?
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    12. 01-12-2005 05:38 PM #12
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      hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
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    13. 01-13-2005 09:10 AM #13
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      Originally posted by Xisdence
      hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
      thanks, it happened about a week ago...long story

      so, was that supposed to be your stupid question?



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      Tragically i was an only twin
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      Why do women always leave the toilet seat down!
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      Quote Originally Posted by Infinityecho View Post
      Why do women always leave the toilet seat down!
      So us guys can piss on it for them.
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      Why do you “put your two cents in” when it is only “a penny for your thoughts”? What happens to the other penny?
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      A: Because you are very, very, very far from even being average.

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      Resurrecting threads dating back to Leo Volont's childhood.

      Hence the question: why?
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      A: Because you are incapable of asking an intelligent one.

      Q: Why did Merlock have to bring him up? I mean, I know Merlock is lame and all, but... Come on... Why???
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