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How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
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How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
Go stuff yerself!Quote:
Originally posted by Pyro Yuy
How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
It's a good idea, but it comes up a little short on flow. How about:Quote:
Originally posted by Pyrro Yuy
How much porn can a Randy stash if a Randy could only stash porn?
How much Rand could a Randy kirk if a Randy could kirk Rand?
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means "to initiate romantic activity" or in otherwords, "thrust" ;) )
There's some scientific answer to the original woodchuck query, but it's late and I'm tired, so I'm not going to try and come up with a pesudo-scientific parody answer right now...
:P
You lost me at "Rakkantekimusouka"Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" ;) )
:P
HA!Quote:
Originally posted by Truthbearer+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Truthbearer)</div>Quote:
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You lost me at \"Rakkantekimusouka\"[/b]Quote:
(So you're not too confused, Rand refers to Yeoman Janice Rand, and the word kirk as a verb comes from Holtkamp and Jenkins's Star Trek Dictionary, and means \"to initiate romantic activity\" or in otherwords, \"thrust\" ;) )
:P
Answer: (sorry, but Randy was lost...)
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hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
thanks, it happened about a week ago...long story :PQuote:
Originally posted by Xisdence
hey grats on becoming a mod Luis, when did that happen?
so, was that supposed to be your stupid question? :P
^that one is mine
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So us guys can piss on it for them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Infinityecho
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(Well, actually thats a pretty good question. Doesnt belong here. Oh well.)
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Your late Aunties name.
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Resurrecting threads dating back to Leo Volont's childhood.
Hence the question: why?
Nope, sorry. Bonus round!
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