Thread: Grapefruit or cucumber, sir?

Hmmmm.

Well pickles def. If you can let the cucumber sit for a while

cuz pickles are awesome.....

like totally

not for fake

but for real.

- Regards.

I LOVE grapefruits,
If you cut them in half and scoop out the fruit part away from the rhine part, it's ACTUALLY sweet, and not bitter.

I like cucumbers too though -_-

I like all veggies and fruits. Literally... all of them.....
Maybe not beets though.

-patience

Originally Posted by grasshoppa

grapefruits should be destroyed, and removed from planet earth

Agreed. I hate grapefruit.

Are you just all against me today O?! Gah lee O

I think this is the most we've ever disagree'd...
with your grapefruit hateing self.

PSSH!



-patience

Grapefruit rock.

Hard.

Rock hard.

(but not like that)

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

Are you just all against me today O?! Gah lee O

I think this is the most we've ever disagree'd...
with your grapefruit hateing self.

PSSH!



-patience

Hey, you were the one hating on my Spanish linguistics. Don't try to put it all on me!

Haha.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

Hey, you were the one hating on my Spanish linguistics. Don't try to put it all on me!

Haha.

I'm a female.... I can blame it all on you if I want to!!

HA!!

Now BEAT THAT!!

It's like the laws of physics or something....

-patience

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

I'm a female.... I can blame it all on you if I want to!!

HA!!

Now BEAT THAT!!

I'm a man...I can pretend to care.

Then it looks like the Universe is working exactly how it is suppose to.

A woman that can blame anything on anyone else, and a man who pretends to care.

Now... go to work and I'll cook the dinner!

-patience

Touch those grapefruit, and i'll break your hymen.

Originally Posted by ClouD

Touch those grapefruit, and i'll break your hymen.

Wow, that's random.


BTW Did you know Did you know that grapefruit was developed in the West Indies in the early 1700s and first introduced to Florida in the 1820s.

I thought that was very interesting! See I do pay attention in class. When Im not texting.

No I didn't....

then again....

I don't care .

AS LONG AS I CAN EAT EM !

WOOO @#$%*@#$)


-patience

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

Grapefruit rock.

Hard.

Rock hard.

(but not like that)

EXACTLY like that.

Originally Posted by Siиdяed

EXACTLY like that.

You have a dirty mind.

You're one to TALK MoS!!

-xena [warrior princess]

I cant help but being awkward, even on the internet.

Originally Posted by PatienceMarie

You're one to TALK MoS!!

-xena [warrior princess]

I blame quantum. Or hormones.


Probably hormones.

Such memories.
I wish the anal-stretching to continue here-on!

So do tell sir, grapefruit or cucumber?

Cucumber. As it best represents what I already have.

In Soviet Russia, cucumber eats you!

Originally Posted by ClouD

In Soviet Russia, cucumber eats you!

Also, in Soviet Russia, cucumber's anus is expanded by YOU!

lol this thread.

Brings back memories lul.

Mango fruit a la pocket lady and American pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtkDpYlySRM