The How Many Grapes Can You Fit In Your Mouth Game!

**Kaniaz** · 07-20-2004 08:27 PM

(I expect nobody will partcipate in this fantastic game, but it would be fun if you did. If you do do it a picture would be nice, both of the grapes not in your mouth and in it, but I suppose not everybody has a camera. If you don't have a photo the validity of your claim can be easily scrutizined, though).

NOTE: If you think seeing somebody's mouth full of grapes might make you sick, then I suggest you leave the thread.

I was bored... I had a camera...and a bag of grapes...so why not make a great new game? The How Many Grapes Can You Fit In Your Mouth Game!

The instructions are simple.

Instructions
Step 1: Get yourself a bag of grapes.

Step 2: Get a camera.

Step 3: Put as many grapes into your mouth as possible, counting each one. When you can't put in anymore, take them out again and place them on a peice of tissue paper and take a photo of them. Preferably remove your drool from them first.

Step 4: Put the grapes back in your mouth and press the "delayed photo take" button on your camera now or whatever. Take a photo of them in your mouth.

Step 5: Eat them. Putting them back into the grape bag is not reccomended or healthy.

Step 6: With your two new photos, find somewhere to upload them and post them here.

Step 7: The person who can fit the most grapes in their mouth wins. There is no end to this contest but it's not like you were going to win a prize anyway. Don't cheat, it's not cool.

Rules

The game is how many you can fit in your *MOUTH*. Putting half of them down your neck is not allowed, but placing them in front of your teeth is okay. They are not allowed out of the mouth, so putting them up your nostrilis is totally disqualified. You don't have to close your mouth all the way.

You may not eat the grapes until you've taken the photo. Chewing on them slightly so you can fit more in is not permissable.

If you are going to choke or puke, and the photo gets taken at the exact moment you do so, there's no need to show us, thanks.

Bear in mind grapes are different sizes; thats why we need a picture of all the grapes going in your mouth so we can see the size of them. Having 21 small ones and saying that's better than 19 big ones is no good.

It's okay to cut out your face if you are ugly/shy/an alien.

My Entry

14 grapes, but they were pretty big.

The Grapes

The mouth with the grapes

P.S: Yes I am insane.

**Truthbearer** · 07-20-2004 08:38 PM

BEST GAME EVER!!!!

I wish I had a camera...and even more, I wish I had grapes. Where I live grapes are a delicacy, and only rich people have the privilege of eating them. They are very rare, and, therefore, equally expensive. I once had the privilege of eating one, and I felt like I was eating a heavenly fruit. But Alas!!!! I could have no more! I am saving up(and have been for the last couple weeks, to see if I could buy a stack of grapes, perhaps about 30. It might cost me my whole month's salary, but it will be sure worth it!!! I will count the days...

**jacobo** · 07-20-2004 08:39 PM

we don't have grapes.

but i have attempted this... i gagged.

**Kaniaz** · 07-20-2004 08:41 PM

Originally posted by adidas
we don't have grapes. but i have attempted this... i gagged.

Well, when I stuffed 14 grapes in the "puke" reflex was kicking in. But still, nothing like risking your health or wasting your money to see how many grapes you can fit in your mouth!

**icedawg** · 07-20-2004 08:48 PM

wow...where do you people live where you don't have grapes? apparently i've always taken 'having abundant access to grapes' for granted.

**ffx-dreamz** · 07-20-2004 08:51 PM

Well, I currently have no grapes, but I got a bunch of peaches...will that do?

**Kaniaz** · 07-20-2004 08:56 PM

Yeah, a few peaches would be fine. Pears are defintely out though. Coconuts are okay, just to see your pain as you try to stuff loads of them in your mouth.

Actually, I will do that. I shall go buy some coconuts and see how many I can fit in my mouth. Or perhaps how many I can hold at once, because I doubt even one would fit in my mouth.

**death dreamer** · 07-20-2004 09:03 PM

i have playing something similar to this it was called chubby bunny. it is played with large marshmellows and yoiu stick a marshmellow in your mouth and after each one you say "chubby bunny" i am proud to say i hold the record of 23 in my sundy school

**Amethyst Star** · 07-28-2004 04:27 AM

14 grapes? Weak-sauce....if I had a camera I'd so do more....Also, we don't have a scanner so it wouldn't work too well anyway. I've got a fairly large mouth, perfect for what you're suggesting and chubby bunny.

You can cheat at chubby bunny, tho....all you have to do is take enough time for the mallows to somewhat dissolve in your mouth to fit in more.

-Amé

**Kaniaz** · 07-28-2004 09:56 AM

but they were pretty big.[/b]

**Umbrasquall** · 07-28-2004 04:37 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz
Actually, I will do that. I shall go buy some coconuts and see how many I can fit in my mouth. Or perhaps how many I can hold at once, because I doubt even one would fit in my mouth.

Coconuts are the size of your head. I'd love to see a picture if you manage it though. Haha.

Well the city I live in is called 'Grapevine'. It has a history based on grapes and wine. I shouldn't have trouble getting grapes.

**MSG** · 07-28-2004 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Kaniaz

Actually, I will do that. I shall go buy some coconuts and see how many I can fit in my mouth. Or perhaps how many I can hold at once, because I doubt even one would fit in my mouth.

I bet Steven Tyler could shove a few in there

Ev · 07-28-2004 09:31 PM

haha, I beat ya kaniaz

21 grape here, but I ran out of them

**Truthbearer** · 07-28-2004 11:29 PM

Its no use to say you did, without taking the pic...or is it?

For all we know, Kaniaz only has 8 grapes in his mouth in that pic...

**Kaniaz** · 07-29-2004 10:42 AM

Okay, I'll just stick a camera down my throat. I would hope that the forum does have some degree of trust, and I can assure you I did fit all those grapes in. The trick is to shove them in front of your jawline.

CT · 07-29-2004 01:15 PM

Dun have any grapes

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