Thread: Alaurast is fun to talk to

Crouching Lotus0: hi
alaurast78: hi hehe
Crouching Lotus0: my computer froze last time
alaurast78: ahh
alaurast78: well i was just walking out to get some food... i'll be back in a few... while i am gone feel free to write a bunch of stuff in AIM so i have something to read when i get back. Oh yeah and don't forget to tell me who this is... of course i already know you're the man!
Crouching Lotus0: Hey, I'm the man.
Crouching Lotus0: If you ever have any questions,
alaurast78: yeah i just said that
Crouching Lotus0: just ask me
Crouching Lotus0: hey you said you'd be gone...
alaurast78: lol leaving now
Crouching Lotus0: bye
Crouching Lotus0: well i'm the man so if you have any questions just ask
Crouching Lotus0: if you have a question like
Crouching Lotus0: "how much man are you"
Crouching Lotus0: the answer would be "too much damn man for myself"
Crouching Lotus0: since I'm the man
Crouching Lotus0: my manliness is the man
Crouching Lotus0: tonight I feel like i'm gonna have some weird dreams
Crouching Lotus0: do you like to have weird dreams?
Crouching Lotus0: after a night of weird dreams, I usually don't feel all that different
Crouching Lotus0: sometimes I do, who knew
Crouching Lotus0: I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!
Crouching Lotus0: holy shit I just rhymed about shmit!
Crouching Lotus0: MOTHER FUCKER I SEE A BUCKER
Crouching Lotus0: damn I'm the man
Crouching Lotus0: my coolness is overflowing
Crouching Lotus0: soon I will drown with cool
Crouching Lotus0: my coolness is my downfall
Crouching Lotus0: what an ironic twist to an equally ironic story
Crouching Lotus0: sometimes
Crouching Lotus0: my weird dreams
Crouching Lotus0: have weird emotions
Crouching Lotus0: so I feel weird when I wake up
Crouching Lotus0: some people call me weird
Crouching Lotus0: so I shove my foot 6 inches up their ass
Crouching Lotus0: I watched crossballs today
Crouching Lotus0: its a mix between crossfire and hardball
Crouching Lotus0: they were talking about gay marrages
Crouching Lotus0: this guy wanted to marry some monstrenue soup or something but it burned him so he sslapped it off the table and he called it a bitch
Crouching Lotus0: I can't wait till you get back
Crouching Lotus0: soooo much to talk about
Crouching Lotus0: like last night
Crouching Lotus0: I had a dream I went to camp
Crouching Lotus0: I'm going to camp soon and i'v had apprehension about it
Crouching Lotus0: I have no idea of how it will turn out or how I will feel about it
Crouching Lotus0: the dream was a nightmare at some points but at the end I felt pretty good
Crouching Lotus0: I remember there was some sort of contest
Crouching Lotus0: there was this crazy lady who told us the last one standing wins
Crouching Lotus0: we all had to be perfect or something
Crouching Lotus0: She told this one person not to take a shower and he took a shower and guess what??
Crouching Lotus0: HE LOST!
Crouching Lotus0: I think there were like 3 winners though, me included.
Crouching Lotus0: If you ever watched that movie "school of rock" 2 of those kids were in it
Crouching Lotus0: One of the kids I "rememberd " from another camp.
Crouching Lotus0: The reason the people from that movie were in my dream was because i had that dvd in my dvd player and was too damn lazy to take it out
Crouching Lotus0: I also didn't want to go get another dvd
Crouching Lotus0: I like watching dvds because they entertain me
Crouching Lotus0: Do you like things that entertain you?
Crouching Lotus0: I hope you read this because I've put a lot of thought and effort into this conversation
Crouching Lotus0: I feel like I'm talking to someone
Crouching Lotus0: Well, talkign to a mute
Crouching Lotus0: or in this case, talking to someone with no hands.
Crouching Lotus0: Get it?
Crouching Lotus0: They can't type stuff on aim
Crouching Lotus0: what do you think it would be like to have no hands
Crouching Lotus0: I wouldn't get to do stuff
Crouching Lotus0: whats your favorite thing to do with your hands?
Crouching Lotus0: don't be naughty now!
Crouching Lotus0: Now THAT'S naugthy
Crouching Lotus0: I mean naughty
Crouching Lotus0: I said the above statement because I assumed you would say "masturbating"
Crouching Lotus0: my extreme intellect foretold me what you would do in such a situation
Crouching Lotus0: well
Crouching Lotus0: so how are you doing/
Crouching Lotus0: wanna see something funny?
Crouching Lotus0: how much of a loser are you?
alaurast78: I'm one big son of a bitch loser
Crouching Lotus0: really?
alaurast78: yes
Crouching Lotus0: do you love me, I want someone to love me
alaurast78: I love you more than anything
Crouching Lotus0: how smart am I
alaurast78: very
Crouching Lotus0: are you back yet?!?!
alaurast78: apparently not
Crouching Lotus0: but I'm talking to you
alaurast78: I'm just a figment of your imagination?
Crouching Lotus0: but I'm not imagining things!
alaurast78: But your making me up
Crouching Lotus0: huh?
alaurast78: I'm a fake person
Crouching Lotus0: isn't it fun talking to no one?
alaurast78: no, my mother never hugged me
Crouching Lotus0: well at least you had a mother!
alaurast78: you didn't have a mother?
Crouching Lotus0: No I was just kidding
alaurast78: how hilarious, I'm literally rolling on the floor laughing so hard shit is flinging throughout the room and splattering on the room in an artistic fashion.
Crouching Lotus0: your a fucking sicko
alaurast78: :-(
Crouching Lotus0: i'm just kidding sweetie pie
alaurast78: I like pies, soemtimes I shit in pies
Crouching Lotus0: you fucking sicko
alaurast78: kidding!
Crouching Lotus0: holy shit that was funny
alaurast78: That is funny as hell to read
Crouching Lotus0: Did you read the whole hting?
alaurast78: yup
alaurast78: wow i am still laughing
Crouching Lotus0: You told me to leave you a lot to read...
alaurast78: hehe i love it
Crouching Lotus0: What was your favvvvorite line?
alaurast78: but your the sicko
alaurast78: humm let me think'
alaurast78: Crouching Lotus0: I hope you read this because I've put a lot of thought and effort into this conversation
Crouching Lotus0: I feel like I'm talking to someone
Crouching Lotus0: Well, talkign to a mute
Crouching Lotus0: or in this case, talking to someone with no hands.
Crouching Lotus0: Get it?
alaurast78: lol
Crouching Lotus0: teehee
alaurast78: and the stuff with me talking back
Crouching Lotus0: hehe
Crouching Lotus0: yeah it was fun
alaurast78: yeah and i'm a fucking dwarf big shit
Crouching Lotus0: :-(
Crouching Lotus0: you make me sad
alaurast78: :-
alaurast78: you are crazy
alaurast78: at least it's funny
Crouching Lotus0: I always thought dwarfs were nice
alaurast78: those are leprochauns ASSHOLE (___O___) <<<YOU!!









PS: Whenever alaurast is saying something weird, it's me making it look like she's saying it on aim