The Biggest Rant List Ever.

**[SomeGuy]** · 01-16-2008 10:30 PM

Ill start.
1. Britney Spears exists
2. Britney Spears had kids
3. Britney Spears has her name capitalized
4. Typing in bold sux
5. Beavis and Butthead are annoying
6. RPG games look good until they suck.
7. Halo 3 wasn’t enough
8. Halo 3’s forge option isn’t enough to convince me that it is a good “last” game
9. Xbox 360 Elite exists.
10. Cranberry juice tastes the way it does
11. After it rains, it’s muddy and it sux.
12. Any other forum but DV exists.
13. The Numa Numa song is hardly understandable
14. Google is so “blah” it’s a boring page
15. Ask.com is crappier than it seems.
16. Computers are upgraded so fast.
17. McDonald’s fries are usually finished before you get home to enjoy them
18. Times New Roman looks gross
19. DV’s font isn’t Arial.
20. When Arial is in bold, it looks gross
21. Vista was invented
22. Pronouncing “FTW” is impossible.
23. Web-comics ruined the idea of comics
24. “no-name” has never posted and I took the time to make him a sig.
25. Star Wars is over.
26. Prison Break is back.
27. Lost is continued for 4 more seasons.
28. Lost keeps stretching out the story to the point that it has nothing to do with the original idea.
29. The Writer’s Strike of ’07-‘08
30. Lost forgot the “Monster”
31. Lost never explained that polar bear.
32. Lost never explained that kid.
33. Lost never explained that old dude.
34. Lost never explained that company.
35. Lost never explained that Arab guy.

**dragonoverlord** · 01-17-2008 01:16 AM

Did you actually take the time to write this stuff or did you just past and copy it?

**M-Cat** · 01-17-2008 02:42 AM

Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx

Ill start.
1. Britney Spears exists

How about this:

1. You exist

**[SomeGuy]** · 01-17-2008 02:56 AM

Originally Posted by M-Cat

How about this:

1. You exist

**M-Cat** · 01-17-2008 03:16 AM

I only read a few of the "rants", enough to make you seem like a complainer though. Better luck next time.

Originally Posted by xXSomeGuyXx

22. Pronouncing “FTW” is impossible.

That's why you pronounce it "for the win." It's faster than saying the acronym.

**[SomeGuy]** · 01-17-2008 03:17 AM

well yeah. i was running out of rants at the time...
and im supposed to sound like a complainer. it's a list of rants.
now it's starting to sound like the list everything wrong with the world thread. . .

27 · 01-17-2008 04:08 AM

Oh, I want in!

1. M-Cat is still on this forum.
2. Emos exist.
3. People care about celebrities.
4. No one listens to Steve Vai, or other great music.
5. It's damn cold in Utah.
6. Iraq.
7. Bush.
8. Ron Paul doesn't have a chance.
9. College books are expensive.
10. College tuition is expensive.
11. College housing is expensive.
12. Star Was prequels sucked.
13. Matrix sequels sucked.
14. DV is getting overrun by spam.
15. My dream recall sucks.
16. They're going to make a Hobbit movie.
17. They're not making the Halo movie.
18. The RIAA exists.
19. My internet at home runs at 28.8 kb/sec. Yes that's half the speed of normal dial-up.
20. I'm having trouble coming up with another rant. Maybe that's a good thing

**Bearsy** · 01-17-2008 04:35 AM

George Bush Speaks Spanish(And Other Fairy Tales)

Stephen Colbert is not funny.
Helen Thomas is old and batty.
Mexicans are taking our jobs.
Iraq sent its WMDs to Syria.
Democrats don't want to wiretap terrorists.
Joe Wilson admitted that Valerie Plame wasn't covert.
Karl Rove has a faulty memory.
Scooter Libby has a faulty memory.
Tom DeLay is like Jesus Christ.
Ron Paul hates America.
No one could have anticipated that the levees would be breached.
We do not torture.
There is no global warming.
There is global warming, but humans didn't cause it.
John F. Kerry is a flip-flopper.
George W. Bush is a decider.
John McCain is a straight-shooter.
Dick Cheney is a sober shooter.
Nobody at the White House knows Jack Abramoff.
The economy is great.
Evolution isn't supported by the facts.
Criticizing your government is Un-American.
We've turned a corner in Iraq.
There's a war on Christmas.
There's a war on Easter.
There's no civil war in Iraq.
Up is down.
Black is white.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.

This is a poem/rant I wrote