Seriously, I'm great.
My story I shall relate.

On this agricultural estate
To live is my fate.
My meals I await
The farmer'll bring em by the grate.
My main goal is to procreate
But my owners don't got me no mates.
If you listen to the Hindus so irate,
To eat me is to desecrate.
Half a ton's my weight
But goddammit I'm so sedate.