Thread: hit the next poster!

*Jumps into a bathtub full of ice, whereby tricking the heat seeking missile, and then stuffs a handful of ice down the pants of the next poster...*

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! COLD!!!!!

*throws the mayan ancient civilization at OrpheliaBlue, then throws "Alias Maya Unlimited 6 complete with shader library" at the next poster*

*gets squashed, forcing the air and other material out of his colon into the face of the next poster*

*jumps off a cliff to avoid toxic projectiles*.....probably not a good idea, but otherwise I'm not touching that one

*...and watches as a couple dozen sharpened pencils fall out of her pocket onto the next poster*

Hah sharped pencil's the best you can do?

*Gets stabbed by 30 million pencils*

Argh! The pain!

Blindly pushes the next poster off a cliff.

*see's squall coming in a blind rage so pushes kenny from south park into the way* kenny is knocked off the cliff and splats onto the ground

!OMG you killed kenny you bastards!

out of anger throws dirty socks into the next poster's face

*Hey, stinky!!!.....hey are those mine?*

* throws a bunch AOL Free trial C.D.'s at the next poster*

NOOOO!!! I hate those things!!!!

*steals next poster's shoes in anger*

Damn, now I need new shoes.

*throws a dirty pair of underwear (not mine) at next poster.*

*yells: hey i got those for 50 cent at a yard sale at mel gibson's house*

*takes out beretta and unloads a couple on the next poster*

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
*jumps off a cliff to avoid toxic projectiles*.....probably not a good idea, but otherwise I'm not touching that one

*...and watches as a couple dozen sharpened pencils fall out of her pocket onto the next poster*

hey! You're not supposed to be able to dodge things

*whisper in the air* CT, do you know how hard it is to aim facing backwards?

AAH YOU BROKE THE CHAIN!!!!

*gets hit by nothing*

*throws a lucid dream at the next poster*

Swallows the dream and becomes lucid, throws throws a blinding energy ball at the next poster.

aah!!!!!! my eyes!!!!!!!

*throws a flying squirrel at hte next poster*

*points an accusing finger at the flying squirrel and it becomes ashamed and docile* I have a way with animals....including my boyfriend

*aims a papercut at the next poster*

*takes out magical scizzors which cut the paper in half*

*throws them at next poster*

* hey! I need that nose! *

* pours tar all over the next poster, then tosses them in a fire *

*Dies in agony*

*returns from teh grave to haunt the next poster*

*does ouija board crap and suppresses the ghost*

*mistakes next poster for a zombie and throws chairs at him*

* chair leg pierces heart, spilling blood all over everywhere *

Ouch...

* swims across ocean of blood to a floating bed and throws the B. 52's at the next poster *

look's ike the B-52's were overthrown a bit.....yep.....just far enough to reach the next poster.....

*Finally gets into the Love Shack and is hit with the B-52s* ~in teen girl squad-ish voice~ Ouch! My pride!

*sticks a poisoned post-it note on the next poster's forehead*

I have no forehead!!!!



* forces next poster to have uncontrollable pyroknesis *