"God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate." |
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The 9 Most Badass Bible Verses |
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"God listened carefully to their complaints, weighed their points, then made the earth eat them alive. The text does not make it clear whether or not the earth made that "OM NOM NOM" sound, so scholars are forced to speculate." |
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Starry starry night, paint your pallet blue and gray,
Look out on a summers day,
with eyes that know the darkness of my soul.
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How do you know you are not dreaming right now?
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I got a chuckle out of it. However, they left out one of my favorite stories. I don't remember the names of the parties involved, but essentially what it boiled down to was: |
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"If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."
Holy crapper of DOOM that is hilariousness incarnate... |
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This is hilarious! |
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Current projects:
-Acquire the Aurora
-Test galatamine, huperzine and choline
-Find smartwatch app for RC reminders at certain intervals
-Ressurect my dream log here, and become more active
I couldn`t finish it because it`s not a good place to laugh hysterically right now (the bears did me in)... |
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That was awesome. There is no other word to describe it than biblically awesome. |
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before i stopped believing in god i've read most of these but how you say them is |
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DILD's-6
WBTB-3
Total LD's-9
Adopted by NeAvO
"What did Saul (the king at the time) want with 100 foreskins? Was he going to make a scarf?" |
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Dreaming is forgetting the basis of reality, remembering it is to be lucid.
Just goes to show how hillarious the Bible is! |
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