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      Wasup is fun to talk to :P

      Crouching Lotus0: Hello Are you there?
      dhtal1504: yes
      Crouching Lotus0: oh
      Crouching Lotus0: i'm not though
      Crouching Lotus0: O_O
      dhtal1504: O.o
      dhtal1504: where are you now?
      Crouching Lotus0: why did you IM me?
      dhtal1504: well, I thought u r such a cool dude
      dhtal1504: so, why dont I PM you
      Crouching Lotus0: oh
      dhtal1504: I humbly beg ur audience now
      dhtal1504: there are important matters to discuss
      Crouching Lotus0: yes?
      dhtal1504: aliens are overtaking dreamviews
      dhtal1504: I heard it in our new chat
      dhtal1504: in fact chat is an alien device to scan our brains
      Crouching Lotus0: your in the chat right now rightr
      dhtal1504: no
      Crouching Lotus0: tell icedawg that i think he's the man
      dhtal1504: DV has a special chat
      dhtal1504: why do you think only teh best ppl have access?
      dhtal1504: it's done so aliens would have less spam to process
      dhtal1504: so, what do you think will happen in the near future?
      Crouching Lotus0: future
      dhtal1504: omg! I see teh truth in ur words
      dhtal1504: what other higher knowledge you have to share with ur humble followers?
      Crouching Lotus0: grey pupon
      Crouching Lotus0: understand?
      dhtal1504: you speak in riddles , my friend
      dhtal1504: but insanity is close to greatness
      Crouching Lotus0: read it backwards
      dhtal1504: I understand
      Crouching Lotus0: o-O
      Crouching Lotus0: and the truth will be told!
      dhtal1504: I hear da truth in ur words
      dhtal1504: what else do you know
      dhtal1504: how are we gonna fight eveil aliens?
      Crouching Lotus0: myabe, all i kown, and tath's a lot, is taht you will die for the csuae
      dhtal1504: I will sacrifice my life for teh noble cause
      Crouching Lotus0: yes
      Crouching Lotus0: feel the wisdom of the lotus
      dhtal1504: but how will you support our noble cause?
      Crouching Lotus0: I
      Crouching Lotus0: I???
      dhtal1504: you, masta
      Crouching Lotus0: YOU ARE ASKING ME WHAT i WILL DO?
      dhtal1504: yes masta
      Crouching Lotus0: oh
      Crouching Lotus0: i will
      Crouching Lotus0: keep my wisdom safe in a bomb shelter
      dhtal1504: you see, we need someone of your superior intelligence to finally defeat the invasion
      Crouching Lotus0: and have loudspeakers so I could yell and annoy the aliens
      dhtal1504: no, I think you need to be our ambassador and deal with the aliens
      Crouching Lotus0: you have yet to discover the weakness of the aliens
      Crouching Lotus0: sound
      dhtal1504: nice
      Crouching Lotus0: they are blind
      Crouching Lotus0: and they cant smell
      Crouching Lotus0: or taste
      Crouching Lotus0: or feel
      Crouching Lotus0: but they can hear very well
      Crouching Lotus0: we need to blast loud annoying music
      Crouching Lotus0: rap
      dhtal1504: u use ur unsurpassed telepathic ability to reveal that data?
      Crouching Lotus0: no
      Crouching Lotus0: I sent someone on a suicide mission
      Crouching Lotus0: to the planet of
      Crouching Lotus0: takwakocho
      Crouching Lotus0: thats where they live
      Crouching Lotus0: but ALAS
      Crouching Lotus0: he acquired more information than just that!
      dhtal1504: teh leader of teh aliens is Ice doggy
      Crouching Lotus0: no!
      dhtal1504: but there si no such user at DV
      Crouching Lotus0: guess again my humble slave
      dhtal1504: so his name is encrypted
      Crouching Lotus0: ffx
      Crouching Lotus0: he is evil
      Crouching Lotus0: he works with the aliens
      Crouching Lotus0: and
      dhtal1504: no, ffx is our agent of destruction
      Crouching Lotus0: AND!
      Crouching Lotus0: he's a girl
      Crouching Lotus0: no
      dhtal1504: he's eveil, but he works for our cause
      Crouching Lotus0: you have learned WRONG my servent
      dhtal1504: but masta, you told me this teh other day
      Crouching Lotus0: I guess phil acquired the wrong information
      Crouching Lotus0: ohhh
      Crouching Lotus0: OH MY GOD
      Crouching Lotus0: i need a mind prober
      dhtal1504: you were kinda drunk then
      Crouching Lotus0: they might have planted a chip in my mind
      dhtal1504: and had a crush on me
      Crouching Lotus0: oh I see...
      Crouching Lotus0: now sir
      dhtal1504: so I had to restrain you
      Crouching Lotus0: that was strictly professional
      dhtal1504: it's classified
      Crouching Lotus0: good sir
      dhtal1504: and it's only between you and me
      dhtal1504: but I think I know who Ice doggy is
      dhtal1504: he's truthbearer
      Crouching Lotus0: no
      Crouching Lotus0: O'nus
      Crouching Lotus0: he is evil
      dhtal1504: I always knew his nick was too provocative
      Crouching Lotus0: wait
      Crouching Lotus0: no he'st not
      Crouching Lotus0: werburn!
      Crouching Lotus0: he is a girl and works against us!
      Crouching Lotus0: we have to attack
      dhtal1504: DAMN RIGHT
      Crouching Lotus0: establish a battle plan
      dhtal1504: I knew it
      dhtal1504: he's trying to disguise his avatar in a wig now
      Crouching Lotus0: i think your group moves in from the left
      Crouching Lotus0: thats kaniaz
      Crouching Lotus0: hes our spy
      Crouching Lotus0: your group can move over from the left, and I coem in to distract them
      Crouching Lotus0: while you plant chips in the necessary places
      dhtal1504: no, we need to assault DV from a LD, induced by WILD with help of B6, 5HTP and DMAE
      Crouching Lotus0: blow the burn out ofv werburn
      Crouching Lotus0: that could work too
      dhtal1504: yes
      Crouching Lotus0: but they would have to be in the dream too...
      Crouching Lotus0: I say
      dhtal1504: operation starts at 2400 hours
      Crouching Lotus0: we come out of the dream WITH them
      Crouching Lotus0: so we coem out in someone elses body
      Crouching Lotus0: so we can posess them
      dhtal1504: no, masta, you will sit in ur bunker in relative safety
      Crouching Lotus0: I can be icedawg
      Crouching Lotus0: and attack werburn!
      dhtal1504: icedawg
      Crouching Lotus0: good good idea son
      dhtal1504: Hmm
      dhtal1504: do you see the similarity
      dhtal1504: Ice doggy / Icedawg
      dhtal1504: damn
      dhtal1504: I think we found their leader
      Crouching Lotus0: icedawg can't be
      dhtal1504: but he's deeply embedded in DV structure
      Crouching Lotus0: well
      dhtal1504: he's a critical component
      Crouching Lotus0: I need to send a special agent into icedawgs body
      Crouching Lotus0: who's our best agent?
      dhtal1504: kaniaz
      Crouching Lotus0: we gotta send him in
      dhtal1504: via anus opening?
      Crouching Lotus0: hold on I'm gonig to see if I can acquire him at this moment
      Crouching Lotus0: that could work
      Crouching Lotus0: hold on going to see if I can send special agent kaniaz into icedawg via anus opening
      dhtal1504: first we disassemble him to molecular particles, then infuse him, then reassemble him within the subject
      Crouching Lotus0: we don't have enough time for that!
      Crouching Lotus0: special agent kaniaz isn't there
      Crouching Lotus0: how about CT
      dhtal1504: damn
      dhtal1504: no
      Crouching Lotus0: is he with us or against us
      dhtal1504: CT will fail
      dhtal1504: we need someone more daring
      dhtal1504: FFXer
      Crouching Lotus0: CT can be the distracter
      dhtal1504: masta
      dhtal1504: no agents are aviable, you have to go
      dhtal1504: prepare for anal infusion
      dhtal1504: countdown from 10
      dhtal1504: 9
      dhtal1504: 8
      dhtal1504: 7
      dhtal1504: 6
      Crouching Lotus0: I can't good sir
      dhtal1504: 5
      dhtal1504: 4
      dhtal1504: 3
      dhtal1504: 2
      dhtal1504: 1
      Crouching Lotus0: okay gootta grease up
      dhtal1504: infusion!
      dhtal1504: 1.2.3 test mic
      Crouching Lotus0: now what
      Crouching Lotus0: hello
      dhtal1504: do you read me sir?
      Crouching Lotus0: I have battle contact
      Crouching Lotus0: yes
      dhtal1504: ok
      dhtal1504: proceed upwards
      dhtal1504: just make sure callous masses dont clog ur mic
      dhtal1504: do you see the light?
      Crouching Lotus0: what if I have to relieve myself
      dhtal1504: hmm
      Crouching Lotus0: on which end?
      dhtal1504: no, light below you is exit
      Crouching Lotus0: oh
      Crouching Lotus0: wait
      dhtal1504: light above is secret microprocessor device
      Crouching Lotus0: you forgot to shrink me before sending me in
      dhtal1504: you have to disarm it
      Crouching Lotus0: i think he can notice
      dhtal1504: damn
      dhtal1504: :/
      Crouching Lotus0: its okay
      dhtal1504: ok, initialize shrink sequence
      Crouching Lotus0: i can improvice
      Crouching Lotus0: okay
      dhtal1504: 10
      dhtal1504: 9
      Crouching Lotus0: 9
      dhtal1504: 8
      dhtal1504: 7
      Crouching Lotus0: 8
      dhtal1504: 6
      Crouching Lotus0: 7
      Crouching Lotus0: 6
      dhtal1504: 5
      Crouching Lotus0: 5
      dhtal1504: 4
      dhtal1504: 3
      Crouching Lotus0: 4
      Crouching Lotus0: 3
      dhtal1504: 2
      Crouching Lotus0: 2
      Crouching Lotus0: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

      dhtal1504: WtF??? abort sequence!!!! abort!~~~
      Crouching Lotus0: 1
      dhtal1504: abort
      Crouching Lotus0: abort sequence
      Crouching Lotus0: he is about to tkae a crap sir
      Crouching Lotus0: what do I do!
      dhtal1504: prepare for emergency evacuation
      dhtal1504: how's it going?
      Crouching Lotus0: its gross
      dhtal1504: are you gettting out?
      dhtal1504: damn
      Crouching Lotus0: oh finally im out
      Crouching Lotus0: woo hoo
      Crouching Lotus0: its your turn
      dhtal1504: I see tomato peels over video
      dhtal1504: and peanuts?
      dhtal1504: corn
      dhtal1504: damn
      Crouching Lotus0: HOLY SHIT
      Crouching Lotus0: HE ATE SPECIAL AGENT KANIAZ!!
      dhtal1504: masta, we need an alternative insertion point
      Crouching Lotus0: NOOOOOOOOOO
      dhtal1504: OMG
      dhtal1504: that's why we lost contact with him a whlie ago
      dhtal1504: what are we gonna do now?
      dhtal1504: suspect is dangerous
      Crouching Lotus0: you have to go in
      Crouching Lotus0: I'll supply the battle commands
      dhtal1504: no, I'm base of operations
      dhtal1504: I cant go in
      dhtal1504: ok
      Crouching Lotus0: hmm
      Crouching Lotus0: CT will like it...
      dhtal1504: anus insertion doesnt work
      dhtal1504: what about IV infusion?
      Crouching Lotus0: I say we should be agressive
      Crouching Lotus0: just
      Crouching Lotus0: use mind control
      dhtal1504: yes
      dhtal1504: *attempting mind control sequence*
      dhtal1504: *suspect relaxed*
      dhtal1504: *suspect hypnotized*
      dhtal1504: *free to question suspect*
      Crouching Lotus0: hmm
      Crouching Lotus0: what have you done to this forum
      Crouching Lotus0: not responding
      Crouching Lotus0: damn
      Crouching Lotus0: mm
      Crouching Lotus0: who are you working for!
      dhtal1504: *suspect: aliens*
      dhtal1504: *suspect: I'm planning to brainwash new initiates*
      dhtal1504: *suspect: we will dominate earth*
      Crouching Lotus0: hmmm
      dhtal1504: Are you Ice doggy, teh leader of alien invasion?
      dhtal1504: *suspect: I'm icedawg teh field commander*
      dhtal1504: who is Ice doggy then?
      Crouching Lotus0: ahh
      dhtal1504: *suspect: I wont tell you*
      dhtal1504: *breaking mind control sequence*
      dhtal1504: *suspect becomes violent*
      dhtal1504: RUNNNNNN
      Crouching Lotus0: ahhhh
      dhtal1504: masta! you have to save urself
      Crouching Lotus0: I will
      dhtal1504: I will take care of teh eveil alien invader
      dhtal1504: *fights alien*
      dhtal1504: *killed by alien*
      dhtal1504: *raises to the sky*
      dhtal1504: *in ghost form*
      dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* Masta, we have lost teh campaign
      dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* evacuate urself
      dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* preferably to another planet
      dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* ending transmission
      Crouching Lotus0: damn sir
      Crouching Lotus0: my chat shut down'
      dhtal1504: *whisper in the air* masta, we lost

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      Crouching Lotus0: HOLY SHIT
      Crouching Lotus0: HE ATE SPECIAL AGENT KANIAZ!![/b]


      dhtal1504: but there si no such user at DV
      Crouching Lotus0: guess again my humble slave
      dhtal1504: so his name is encrypted
      Crouching Lotus0: ffx
      Crouching Lotus0: he is evil
      Crouching Lotus0: he works with the aliens
      Crouching Lotus0: and
      dhtal1504: no, ffx is our agent of destruction
      Crouching Lotus0: AND!
      Crouching Lotus0: he's a girl
      [/b]
      You guys suck.

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      omg, ffx, you actually read teh whole thing?

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      I didn't understand half the storyline but...WHO CARES?!

      MY VERSION OF TEH STORY IN PICTURES!!!!!!!1111111111111 (CLICK)

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      I read it too....now I'm all paranoid and confused...
      I'm in Chasing Mars, one of Chicago's best [link removed - ask for permision]indie rock bands[/url]! <------CLICK FOR FREE MUSIC

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      Don't forget to read my version (see above). Then it all makes sense, trust me.

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      um. Oh dear you where talking about me.... O_o

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      I like the part where ffx is really a girl.

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      Originally posted by Ev+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ev)</div>
      omg, ffx, you actually read teh whole thing? [/b]
      No, I skimmed through it in search of my name, because wasup never fails to mention me..kinda wierd actually...

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      I like the part where ffx is really a girl
      hey, whatever floats your boat baby.
      You guys suck.

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      Originally posted by ffx&#045;dreamz+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(ffx&#045;dreamz)</div>
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      I like the part where ffx is really a girl
      hey, whatever floats your boat baby. [/b]
      I actually have wet dreams where I fantasize that you're a chic.

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      holy crap that was gross but funny

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      why would I fail and what would i like?

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      I didn't understand half the storyline but...WHO CARES?!

      MY VERSION OF TEH STORY IN PICTURES!!!!!!!1111111111111 (CLICK)

      HAHAHAHAHA omg. HANDBAG ATTACK! hkjghfl lmao ;;


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      I really like how he cut out Spock's head and put it in some random location. haha

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      what would we do without you Kani.


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Oh my friggin' word....

      *looks Kaniaz's cartoon*

      I have to go....find....something.....to do.........

      -Amé

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."

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