Thread: Corrupt a Wish Game!

Granted, now they're inside your house.

I wish for everlasting happiness. =D

granted, but your happy at the most inapporpraite of moments, like at your mums funeral
I wish Everyone including me was not a hypocrite

Granted. Now they are all perfect, and judge you mercilessly.

I wish I wasn't so damned intimidated by beautiful people.

Granted, but now you come across as cocky and they all hate you.

I wish I could figure out what keeps waking me up at night.

Granted but you find out its a brain tumor

I wish Buriedmonsters did not have a brain tumor

Granted, I don't have a brain tumor!

I wish I could stop staring at rebelseven's avatar.

Granted, she changes it into a picture of some foul gore.

I wish my eyes were green.

Granted, but they are such a strange hue that everyone thinks you are strange.

I wish I never got too warm or too cold

Granted, you don't feel anything any more

I wish I didn't always assume the worst

Granted, you now assume the best and are always disappointed

I wish everyone listened to and enjoyed A7X

Granted but he/she/the retire soon after.

I wish Soulnote would profess his love for me.

Granted, I profess how much I'd love to set you on fire

I wish for a match, petrol, fire lighter, dry wood and leaves and a Crucifixion Stand

Granted, but it is raining

I wish for 1 million dollars

Granted, it was stolen and you get arrested

I wish I would never get post sniped

Granted, you get sniped in real life

I wish that SN lives through it

Granted, but I die shortly afterward of a coincidental accident

I wish I could get my driver's license now

(Now that think about that, that's kinda weird to say when I just said about the accident)

Granted but he's a quadriplegic now. I fly over to Australia to bring him cards, chocolate and flowers to comfort him in his time of need.
Damn it, Soulnote! Forget the flowers. As for your license, you get it but then have it revoked. Serves you write for constantly sniping me.

I wish I could read people's thoughts at will.

Granted, but all they think about is sex and food

I wish I could truly make people feel loved.

Granted but everyone already feels loved and now you're alone.

I wish I didn't have to sleep unless I wanted to, that my body could go on perfectly fine without it.

Granted, but your dream recall plummets because you get out of practice

I wish I didn't have to wake up unless I wanted to. that my body could go on perfectly fine without it.

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Granted but you decide never to wake up because you think the real world will never be as amazing or fulfilling as your dream world, which leads you to miss out on incredible opportunities irl. eg. you inherited a fortune, technology advanced rapidly, etc.

I wish I had a balloon.

Granted, but looking at the tremulous stretched plastic you suddenly realize the futile fragile nature of life and are filled with bitter anger at being given the miracle of life only to be promised a likely painful end to it.

Wish I could live as long as I wanted.

Granted, but you suddenly WANT to die

I wish I didn't want to die

^ Lmao.

Granted but you soon become depressed and suicidal.

Granted but you die anyways.

I wish I was unhappy.