Then He created the god of light |
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Okay, this game is a little confusing but once you get down to the very core it is actually pretty simple and worthy of being in Senseless Banter. This game is a pseudo-creation game, where you take control of this omnipotent, omniscience, and omnipresent being known as God for the purpose of doing whatever you want. You can make other gods if you like, giving them powers and personalities, and even get them to fight each other. Generally speaking this game works well if many gods are made, like water gods, earth gods, time gods, gods of civilization, etc. |
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Last edited by Techno; 03-18-2008 at 12:22 AM.
Then He created the god of light |
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I just wanna dream!
Then the god of darkness spawned out from the god of light's back. |
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Then he created the godess of dreams |
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Last edited by DreamingGod; 03-18-2008 at 12:30 AM.
The the god of darkness attacked the god of dreams, forming the god of nightmares. |
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God destroys the universe. The end! |
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So he created a new Universe |
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I just wanna dream!
and then He made women! |
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Adopted By: Luminous
Party Time!
Who were floating naked around the universe |
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I just wanna dream!
And out of women came Men, which God saw as vital to keeping women is check and preventing them from taking over. |
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who then slapped you |
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Party Time!
So god created a huge planet for all the humans |
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I just wanna dream!
And then he created some dinosaurs |
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I just wanna dream!
Then God created technology, and man advanced quickly. |
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Success comes to those who are not afraid of failing.
But God realized that dinosaurs were bad for the men and women, so he killed them off really quickly and hid their bones in the ground systematically to make it look like they were wiped out by an asteroid long ago. |
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But he left some velociraptors alive just for fun |
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I just wanna dream!
Then God created day. Again. Because He forgot to do so. |
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Success comes to those who are not afraid of failing.
Then the raptors evolve, so they were as intelligent as humans. |
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I just wanna dream!
Then god creates atheists, who kill him, make Jesus the scapegoat, and leave mohammed to clean up the mess while they zoom around the galaxy blow up planets with pepperoni guns and Invisibullets. |
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But God came back from the dead thanks to believers of Creationism ressurecting him, so he bound the athiests to the Mily Way Galaxy and made the raptors go on mass-murdering sprees against humans. |
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Oh and guys, you forgot step ONE: In the beginning God was created. (But wait by what?) |
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Then God brought the atheists back, just so I could hawk lugies in every single one of their eyes. |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
READ ABOUT THE EPIC DREAM!
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BUT GUYS!! God has to EXIST before he can do anything! |
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Alright God was created... then he did all that shit and then I spit in your atheist eye. |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
READ ABOUT THE EPIC DREAM!
http://www.dreamviews.com/community/...ad.php?t=61915
Well who created god then? |
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