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Thread: Toilet Cleaning Instructions
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03-14-2008 09:54 PM #1Cosmic Citizen
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Toilet Cleaning Instructions
Clairity normally posts these kinda things, but theres a slight change today.
Oh, and Burns is gonna hate me for this.
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.This space is reserved for signature text. A signature goes here. A signature is static combination of words at the end of a post. This is not a signature. Its a signature placeholder. One day my signature will go here.
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03-14-2008 10:30 PM #2Ad absurdum Achievements:
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03-14-2008 10:31 PM #3Member
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Some sick fuck might take this to far
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03-14-2008 10:44 PM #4
Not really funny.
And exactly Dragonover.
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03-14-2008 10:46 PM #5Ad absurdum Achievements:
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Well it's not like he told them about the washing machine...
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03-14-2008 10:51 PM #6used to be Guerilla
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Exobyte.....we should shove you in a toilet thats used and flush you around
(you animal killer!)
I would rather die on my feet then to live on my knees.
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03-14-2008 10:52 PM #7Ad absurdum Achievements:
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That would mess up his 'fro.
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03-14-2008 11:42 PM #8Member
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My first cat died in the dryer...
Originally Posted by Spartiate
......... Seriously. (But I laugh a bit now. She was not bright.)
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03-15-2008 12:17 AM #9
Does this work in dishwashers aswell? I see a future in training washing-cats.
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03-15-2008 12:35 AM #10Master of Logic Achievements:
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Hahhahahahahahhahahhahah. Cruel but humorous xD Nice one ^^
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03-15-2008 01:47 AM #11* DV Veteran * Achievements:
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Exo, you left off the funniest part of the instructions .. the fact that they were signed, "Sincerely, The Dog"!
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03-15-2008 01:56 AM #12Cosmic Citizen
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>.<
So I did. You're better at these
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03-15-2008 03:50 AM #13Electro's the way to be
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lol i laughed really hard after reading this.Good instructions ExoByte! i believe burns is a cat docter/helper? love to hear what she thinks of this.
Last edited by Soldier; 03-15-2008 at 04:03 AM.
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03-15-2008 03:54 AM #14Banned
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Lighten up guys! That was funny. But maybe it's just because I hate cats.
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03-17-2008 11:34 PM #15Callapygian Superstar
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Am I the only one who thinks this actually might work?! Of course you'd have to clean the toilet beforehand...
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