say spork. go on, say it just once. i've always wanted to see you say spork.
spoon fork!
you're teasing me. SAY SPORK DAMNIT
fork spoon?

i shant... it must be a set up of some sort.
say it. please. i want to hear the spork.
well i want this hangover to go away but it won't.
say spork and it will go away?

darwin bless these ants.
sropk
soprk
sprok

...

damn

s-p-o-r-k

i feel like i've just made a grave mistake
just say spork. no hyphenation. just spork. a plain and simple spork.
i shall say spork... but i shall sign off immediately afterwards... so as to avoid the repercussions of my actions.

darwin saves.
thx.
and now...

spork
i was tricked damnit!