Why was the mushroom invited to the party? |
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hav anyone got to the point where we've actually ran out of decent jokes to tell people...? |
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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? |
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haha nice one!!! |
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What's green and has wheels? |
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Last edited by Patrick; 03-31-2008 at 07:31 PM.
what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? |
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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. |
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Three mints walk into a bar. Pepperint, spearmint and extra-strong. The extra strong mint started boasting about being the toughest mint around, and how he was scared of nobody. Just then a little round mint rolled through the door. The extra-strong mint dived behind the bar. The Peppermint asked |
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Adopted Megabenman although he disappeared a while ago.
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Lol, I've got one a lot like that. |
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08 LD's:28 Tasks of the Month Completed:5 Adopted Hollings
Current Lucid goals:
1: Have one WILD.
2: Fight Agent Smith.CHECK
3. Swing through a city like Spider-Man.CHECK
What's the difference between my left nut and a woman on her period? |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
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Do you get MY joke? |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
READ ABOUT THE EPIC DREAM!
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Yeah but it didn't make me laugh as much as Solider's did... |
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That's because soldier is actually funny! |
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GOOD WILD's: 4 (Got it down Bitches!)
GOOD DILD's: 3
Short LD's: At Least 40
READ ABOUT THE EPIC DREAM!
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