hit the next poster!

[MSG]

i dunno if this'll work, it worked on a bunch of other forums... well anyway lets begin *throws a grenade at the next poster*

[Ev]

*avoids teh grenade* empties double Uzi's at next poster

[jacobo]

*gets hit by bullets* *falls into road, but before he hits the ground he is hit by a bus and launched off a cliff where he plumits to the ground, coming closer and closer to the next poster who is completly unaware*

[ffx-dreamz]

*breaks adidas's fall but not before shooting the next poster with an ak-47*

[Ev]

*feck* .... *I'm hit* *Swings a moderator club at next poster before falling on the ground*

[MSG]

*dodges the club matrix-style and throws the next post at the next poster*

[finalhope]

" Hi everbody how's i--" THUNK! *Pushes next poster into a vat of slighty warm yet lethal Jello®"

[Umbrasquall]

*Drags the next person in with him.*

[ffx-dreamz]

*Eats the jello and the next person*

[MSG]

gets eaten then takes out a knife and cuts a hole through ffx-dreamz MWAHAHA then throws the knife at the next poster

[OpheliaBlue]

I try to dodge the knife, but it takes out my right ear. Blood spurts out everywhere.........the knife must have severed my carotid artery as it took out my ear!!!!! A huge puddle of blood forms on the floor, causing the next poster to slip and fall..........

[ffx-dreamz]

I fall in a pool of ophelia's blood and inevitable trip the next poster.

[Lomebririon]

I get tripped by ffx-dreamz, but grab on to the next poster's shirt and rip their sleeve off as I fall down.

[Ev]

OMG!!! my new shirt!!! That's 10$, you ******* Looks at next poster and attacks him in violent rage.

[Umbrasquall]

Haha, I'm the first surviving poster with only a torn sleeve! I pull out a gun and shoot p00p. Problem solved.

[jacobo]

*starts crying because his sleeve has been ripped* *can't live in the kind of world where people can go around ripping sleeves as they see fit... pops almost an ounce of shrooms... runs around until he finds the next poster sitting innocently on a bench... rips off that poster's sleeves then runs off into the night giggling* edit: crap... two people posted in the time it took me to write this crap. please continue.

[Aphius]

Sneaks up on adidas while he's on his trip and kicks him in the ass so hard he loses a shoe.

[finalhope]

*Is unusually alive* *Forces an armadillo down next posters throat. Oh...did I mention that the armadillo [size=24]IS FULL OF CANDY!!!!!!?????????11*

[MSG]

oh god what have i done? *eats armadillo-candy-thing and throws the new york power grid at the next poster*

[OpheliaBlue]

*says "oww" and wipes a booger on the next poster*

[Ev]

*ewwwww* gross! It's all green and slimy... *kicks next poster, matrix style*

[Truthbearer]

*blocks kick, agent smith style. Then pokes the next guy in the eyes, stooges style*

[Scwigglie]

*Puts up hand to deflect poking, stooges style.* *Kicks next poster, explaining it's all a dream.*

[Ev]

(yay, this topic lives ! ) *I'm lucid , so it wont hurt* *drops pink elephant on next poster*

[Truthbearer]

*jumps out of the way, pushing the next poster into his inevitable doom*