Kanji's Conundrum - 12

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 04:03 AM

A man got up in the middle of the night and went to the toilet. When he'd finished what he was there for, he flushed the toilet, turned off the light, and went back to bed. When he awoke in the morning, he listened to the radio and promptly committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide?

Yes, why did he . . .?

**MSG** · 08-09-2004 04:07 AM

he realized that someone had rigged a bomb switch to the toilet flusher and he had just blown up the southern hemisphere... or something like that....

EDIT: Or maybe he was in a lower story of a high rise building and the pressure caused all the toilets in the higher stories to implode, killing a bunch of people

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 04:08 AM

What?!

**Scwigglie** · 08-09-2004 04:09 AM

He forgot to wash his hands! And.. all the medicine for colds and stuff suddenly disappeared off the face of the planet!

**Umbrasquall** · 08-09-2004 04:10 AM

Haha he impregnated the sewer alligators.

(Hey you never said what he used the toilet for.)

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 04:12 AM

Huh?

**Umbrasquall** · 08-09-2004 04:12 AM

Nevermind.

**MSG** · 08-09-2004 04:13 AM

I Actually edited that post, but just so you lazy ppl dont have to scroll up, here:

Or maybe he was in a lower story of a high rise building and the pressure caused all the toilets in the higher stories to implode, killing a bunch of people

**Scwigglie** · 08-09-2004 04:15 AM

Hey can we ask questions? Assuming we can, when the guy killed himself, did he feel angry, sad, shocked, happy...

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 04:25 AM

Something between angry and shocked. Good enough hint for you? You guys will get this eventually.

**nightowl** · 08-09-2004 04:59 AM

he listened to the radio and promptly committed suicide. Why did he commit suicide? [/b]

he was listening to rap and all hope for humanity quickly vanished before his eyes.

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 05:05 AM

Ha ha ha ha! Lol!

Good but- no.

**Scwigglie** · 08-09-2004 05:09 AM

Erm, uh.. the radio announced that all food was to be burned, and the only chance for survival was to eat your own waste products

, which the man just flushed down the toilet.

**MSG** · 08-09-2004 05:10 AM

they lost power, so the when he switched off/on the light it electricuted whoever was working on the circits....

**Umbrasquall** · 08-09-2004 05:12 AM

Question: Does the sucide have anything to do with the bathroom trip? Or was it completely the radio?

**MSG** · 08-09-2004 05:15 AM

Well if the bathroom trip triggered the *incident* then how would he know about it without hearing about on the news/radio ect.

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 05:43 AM

Yes, it has something to do with the bathroom visit.

**nightowl** · 08-09-2004 06:36 AM

how about this. he had a lottery ticket and last night he flushed it down the toilet because he thought he "why do i even bother to do this crap" and threw it. the next morning he heard his lottery ticket number on the radio. He killed himself because he threw away a winning ticket...

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 06:39 AM

Okay, nightowl. You got it. You guys are doing great! Keep it up!

**nightowl** · 08-09-2004 06:40 AM

Originally posted by Kanji
Okay, nightowl. You got it. You guys are doing great! Keep it up!

you're serious? wow...

**Kanji** · 08-09-2004 06:45 AM

Yes, serious. That's the correct answer. That's cool if you just guessed.

Ev · 08-09-2004 08:06 AM

*Dont you guys see the obvious? that's a LDing forum, right?*

So it's very simple! Guy had a FalseAwakening and dreamt that he went to the bathroom. But in reality he shitted all over his bed!

In the morning, disgusted by the whole picture and by the treachery of his miserable life, he got really depressed and committed suicide!!!

Simple as 1.2.3!

it\'s 3 am here and I\'m sleepy