Ask The Person Above You

**Super Duck** · 07-09-2008 02:46 PM

I was blatantly there before you SomeGuy but whatever...

"Did you know, that you are actually straight?"

"All the time"

**Hectorisanoun** · 07-09-2008 05:37 PM

What was it that she to you last night?

I ate a piggy once.

**Super Duck** · 07-09-2008 06:55 PM

Obama goes round saying "Yes we can", but if you were standing for President, what would your slogan be?

187

**What??Me??** · 07-10-2008 07:19 PM

How many times have I not had sex?

Captain hair!

**Super Duck** · 07-10-2008 10:12 PM

Who is your favourite Superhero?

Man Of Steel

**Lunica** · 07-13-2008 01:27 AM

rhymes with veal

I have no eyebrows

**ray** · 07-13-2008 02:27 AM

What Would You Say To A Hot Guy On An Online Date Site?

Goats

**Super Duck** · 07-13-2008 12:05 PM

Would you rather browse through DV or get raped by rabid goats?

Red

**RockNRoller123** · 07-15-2008 03:10 AM

Browse DV... What did you think I was gonna say...

Should I buy a Mexican guitar or a Mexican donkey?

**ray** · 07-15-2008 04:06 AM

(u did it wrong....)

i don't feel like correcting it so i will leave it to someone else...

you are welcome!

**Super Duck** · 07-15-2008 12:22 PM

Some people can clearly not read thread titles.

**[SomeGuy]** · 07-23-2008 07:54 AM

What can most peple clearly not do?

Piles of bacon fills the pot.

**Spencerical** · 07-23-2008 03:01 PM

Would you rather fill the pot with bacon or chicken?

Frogs on acid

**no-Name** · 01-07-2009 05:01 PM

if you could choose anything or anyone in the world, who would you have sex with?

crayon/marker

**ThreeLetterSyndrom** · 01-07-2009 08:43 PM

What's your favourite food?

Smash a guitar.

**Nothing** · 01-08-2009 04:15 PM

You want to what?

Pepsi

**ThreeLetterSyndrom** · 01-08-2009 04:29 PM

What do you water your plants with?

Finish a Rubik's Cube.

**Basilisk** · 01-09-2009 12:50 AM

How do you impress women?

Smokey the bear.

**ThreeLetterSyndrom** · 01-09-2009 04:36 PM

What's the name of your girlfriend?
(hell yeah, solving a cube does impress women, but only if you can do it quickly)

The Quickreply button.

**Paradox-db3** · 01-09-2009 04:42 PM

What's the next fastest way to a woman's heart?

Eating popcorn on a rainy day!

**ThreeLetterSyndrom** · 01-09-2009 04:55 PM

What would be your best date ever with a girl who hates popcorn?

Boo!

**Paradox-db3** · 01-09-2009 06:07 PM

How do you normally answer the telephone?

It was 23 and a third centimeters wide.

**ThreeLetterSyndrom** · 01-09-2009 06:09 PM

So how long did your manliness used to be before it shrunk to this thingey which 2,5 cm?

Tssss...

**Paradox-db3** · 01-09-2009 11:17 PM

If a snake could pronounce the letter "T", what would it say?

In the shadows, behind the big old oak.

**suttsman** · 01-10-2009 01:25 AM

Where is a good place to make out?

lolwut

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