Help! Where the heck am I? WHEN am ?

**LucidFlanders** · 09-12-2008 07:31 AM

I hate waking up with no clue as to where i am, thankfully it lasts like 3 seconds and reality slaps me in the face.

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 07:51 AM

Originally Posted by Vanota

You haven't checked this forum in two years, you say. Yet the account you are posting from was created in January of 2008. Why?

And why have none of your friends, to your description, freaked out because you've vanished for 2 years?

Perhaps this is a sudden onset of amnesia... but then again, your forum account didn't exist two years ago, and if you lost your memory I would find it unlikely for you to remember to log in here.

I tried to believe you... but these questions make it plain that the events you describe did not occur. I'm sorry.

Lol I didn't lose my memory I ended up in the friggin' future!!!!!!!!

"lose my memory..." That just sounds ridiculous.

**Psylocibin** · 09-12-2008 10:14 AM

Have the robots taken over yet?

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 10:17 AM

I think they have... I tried to wake up but couldn't. I think they plugged me into the matrix.
You're not real!

**Psylocibin** · 09-12-2008 02:17 PM

Neither are they.

**RunflaCruiser** · 09-12-2008 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by DeathCell

Worlds hardest to believe post.

..or the longest false awakening in history.

**Lunica** · 09-12-2008 09:12 PM

OMGZ go get help or STFU

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 09:19 PM

Originally Posted by Lunica

OMGZ go get help or STFU

Hey this is my thread, and you decided to post here - so don't tell ME to stfu woman.

**Lunica** · 09-12-2008 09:42 PM

well dont come on asking for advice on some stupid little kiddy shit you made up

you seem rather happy and ok with the fact you have gone forward in time by 2years!!

what ps are you using right now?

you got new clothes?

you got money? how you eating?

you fail.

Listen man, pull that huge dildo out of your sorry dripping ass and call it a day already.

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Lunica

well dont come on asking for advice on some stupid little kiddy shit you made up

you seem rather happy and ok with the fact you have gone forward in time by 2years!!

what ps are you using right now?

you got new clothes?

you got money? how you eating?

you fail.

Listen man, pull that huge dildo out of your sorry dripping ass and call it a day already.

I suggest you watch your language.

**Lunica** · 09-12-2008 10:02 PM

what you gonna do future boy

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 10:16 PM

Originally Posted by Lunica

what you gonna do future boy

**Lunica** · 09-12-2008 10:24 PM

That looks a bit kinky

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Edited to remove image. - MoS

**Timothy Paradox** · 09-12-2008 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Lunica

That looks a bit kinky

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LoL?

**Lunica** · 09-12-2008 10:27 PM

That dude is Sting..

**RunflaCruiser** · 09-12-2008 11:21 PM

those are some little nuts!

**Oneironaut Zero** · 09-12-2008 11:35 PM

Originally Posted by Timothy Paradox

Hey this is my thread, and you decided to post here - so don't tell ME to stfu woman.

Ooh! Ooh! Can I do it??!

*Moved to Senseless, btw*

**Lunica** · 09-13-2008 12:19 AM

yeah I thought about the choice of thread area

this ain't beyond dreaming its deranged

**WakataDreamer** · 09-13-2008 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by Timothy Paradox

Yea I did but I ended up on Mars instead, where he instantly turned into a purple polar bear.

OK - enough is enough. I give up.

Did you all completely miss him admitting that he was making it up?

Wow, you all took it so seriously.

**supreme** · 09-13-2008 01:17 AM

Heres what i would do.......get a little 'under the table' job and work until
you have enough money for a plane ticket to anywhere. Then start your
life over anew and in a tropical country....or maybe even Hawaii.

ok scratch that then....

**Psylocibin** · 09-13-2008 06:39 AM

Originally Posted by Lunica

That dude is Sting..

Thank god I didn't know that. Now! I command myself to forget again! Done.

**Lunica** · 09-13-2008 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by WakataDreamer

Did you all completely miss him admitting that he was making it up?

Wow, you all took it so seriously.

I skipped most of this thread..

well if it was all a joke then

har har har har har

it was shit

**Adrenaline Junkie** · 09-13-2008 11:16 AM

As i read through the posts, the seriousness of your claims just lessened.

In fact, i'm NOT going to help you. Your playing the whole *boy who cried wolf* thing and if this is really happening to you, you deserve all you get