Be Careful What You Wish For - Game!

[Abstract Fire]

This is a game I used to play with my sisters on car trips, and I thought I'd post it here. What you do, is that one person posts a wish, and the other person posts a bad effect of that wish, the crazier and funner, the better! You have to "grant" that wish, first. Here's an example: "I wish that the whole world was pink." "It is, but then you are shot down by men, who have discovered that this is your fault! You can no longer enjoy this pinkness!" And another: "I wish it didn't rain today." "It didn't, because the rain has gone on strike! It's only after years of drought that it comes back, and all of it comes at once! The world floods and everyone dies!" Let's go! Since I bet all of you are bursting to say this, I'm going to say it for you: I wish I could have at least one long lucid dream every single night!

[Raz]

as you wish! You have a 1h lucid dream every night! You never remember any of them tho. I wish I was a ninja!

[Abstract Fire]

Originally posted by Raz as you wish! You have a 1h lucid dream every night! You never remember any of them tho. ... REDRUM... I wish I was a ninja![/b] You are, in fact, you're the BEST ninja that's ever existed! Such a pity the world ended and you could no longer BE a ninja because you deflected a meteor off the planet with your 1337 powers, and it rebounded off your awesomeness into the sun. I wish I had a special, quiet area which was my own, special paradise.

[Kyhaar]

Originally posted by Abstract Fire I wish I had a special, quiet area which was my own, special paradise. Wish granted, except that you could not leave your quiet area! Nobody came near you, nobody ever will and you become lonely (Was that good?) I wish that I could transform (at will) into any animal I wish.

[Abstract Fire]

Originally posted by Kyhaar Wish granted, except that you could not leave your quiet area! Nobody came near you, nobody ever will and you become lonely (Was that good?) I wish that I could transform (at will) into any animal I wish. That was quite creative! You transformed into a mouse, but a cat caught you - but wait! Instead of eating you, the cat brought you to its owner! She is so horrified she drops you, that you fall into the milk! But all is not lost - yet, the owner of the cat has an anvil, and she drops it on you! I wish I could play video games 24/7 (death wish, I know.).

[Cyclic13]

Wish granted. Although, after falling into the endless pit with no continues and no reset button, you realize that the game you've been playing all this time was actually the game of 'Life', and are stuck there for all eternity with no way out. I wish, I knew the meaning of life...

[Barbizzle]

You travel the world and finally find a man that has the answer and he lives on the top of a mountain. You climb the mountain and he tells you the meaning of life. Then he tells you he has kill to you because you know to much. he pushes of the mountain I wish I could the play the piano better.

[Ynot]

Originally posted by Barbizzle I wish I could the play the piano better. I sense a 12" pianist joke on the horizon

[Raz]

Originally posted by Barbizzle I wish I could the play the piano better. Wish granted! (Movie preview voice -*heart beat in the backgound* In the City. You must to fight to survive. He was playing the paino. And the mobb wanted in. (Mobbster boss) -I dont know who this guy is... But I want him and his paino... DEAD! *BOOOOOM* (Movie preview voice -He had one chanse! and that chanse was to fight back! (Ynot) -This is my paino! Get the f**k out of here! (Movie preview voice -Music sound track by Eron Nevel (Eron Nevel song) -You better watch out! Hes gonna take your paino! (Movie preview voice -He dident know who they where.. (Ynot) -Who are these people! I have to get out of here! They are tying to kill me!!! *BOOOOOM* (Movie preview voice -One man... One sulotion... Ynot this summer is *SCREAM*: Little paino boy... ----------------- hehe... I love pablo Francis =) I wish I was a real boy...

[Amethyst Star]

lol I distinctly remember a rather lengthy thread of this same quality, but oh well. Originally posted by Raz I wish I was a real boy... You're a real plastic boy.... not to be confused with fake plastic... I wish I could tell time without a watch.

[Oneironaut Zero]

Doing a little research, you became wise to the ways of ancient chronology.... ...damn shame you tripped and fell, shortly afterward, impaling yourself on the sundial. LMFAO @ Raz's wish-granting, btw. Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner!

[icedawg]

Originally posted by Oneironaut Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner! As it turns out, Oscar Meyer was dead wrong: being a wiener was not sufficient for "everyone to be in love with you." In fact, you ended up spending the small fortune you earned in doing Oscar Meyer wiener commercials desperately trying to make people like you (paying for groupies, buying all the drinks, loaning money to all who asked for it, covering gambling debts). Things only got worse for you after it was declared that over half the world was obese, effectively stirring up another revolution of salad-eaters, and leading to your ultimate downfall. Today, you are remembered only as a footnote in the great tome of lunch meats, occasionally cropping up in conversations along the lines of, "What ever happened to..." I wish I hadn't eaten that last cheese doodle.

[Raz]

Originally posted by icedawg I wish I hadn't eaten that last cheese doodle. -Masteri cedawg! What are you doing over that bowl!? -Quiet Imp! I'm trying to figure out a way to get that last cheese doodle back! -I know how to get your doodle back master! just wish it back on DV! -Are you a fool!? Have you seen what happens to the people wishing there!? -You are talking about your LAST chees doodle right? -Hmmm... Your right... Totaly worth the risk! *Icedawg adds post above* -Hi there! I'm here to grant your wish! -You know this guy Imp? -No master... But I think I have found a clue... It sez Raz above the avatar... -Ah... So you got the stuff Raz? -You got the wish? *Raz and icedawg glanses around descretly and extanges suitcases* -You want to open and count it icedawg? It's all there... -Nah man... I trust you... And I also know where you live and oh... How are your parents by the way? -You leave my parents out of this icedawg! -You have nothing to wory about.... It's all here right? -All there... *icedawg Has a viktory laugh and runs away with his prize. Little dose he know that inside the case is a tactical cheese doddle nuke* ----- Oh.. Forgot to wish I wish I was a super hero!

[Burns]

LMFAO

[Oneironaut Zero]

Originally posted by Raz I wish I was a super hero! Wish Granted. R.I.P. I'll be sure to take good care of Lois for you. I wish I had and all-access pass to the Playboy mansion.

[Abstract Fire]

You do, but only after your vet spayed you instead of your dog. He gives you the pass (no pun intended) in an attempt to get your forgiveness... ah, stupid people these days. I wish my bloody alarm clock worked.

[Neruo]

Originally posted by Abstract Fire You do, but only after your vet spayed you instead of your dog. He gives you the pass (no pun intended) in an attempt to get your forgiveness... ah, stupid people these days. I wish my bloody alarm clock worked. But then, it might work so good that it prevents you from going to sleep at all! :0 I wish I could eat 100 pounds of meat in 43.2 minutes.

[The Blue Meanie]

Originally posted by Neruo I wish I could eat 100 pounds of meat in 43.2 minutes. You do so successfully, and it tastes yum. Rare, I hope? Only problem is, you can't stop, it's so yum! You keep eating and eating and eating, but you end up... Like the fat kid in your siggy! Okay... I wish I had the entire contents of the Oxford English Dictionary on a memory chip or something implanted into my brain, so I could just look up words with merely a thought...

[Gwendolyn]

Originally posted by The Blue Meanie Okay... I wish I had the entire contents of the Oxford English Dictionary on a memory chip or something implanted into my brain, so I could just look up words with merely a thought... You do, but because of this you will never be able to remember anything else. I wish I had a ten thousand book collection.

[Amethyst Star]

Originally posted by Gwendolyn I wish I had a ten thousand book collection. Granted... but you are now the proud owner of 10,000 copies of "War and Peace." I wish I had some good coffee this morning.

[Gwendolyn]

Originally posted by Amethyst Star I wish I had some good coffee this morning. You've got it! The downside to all of this is that the coffee is so caffinated that you become wired all night into the next morning and you will become so dehydrated from drinking it that you will have to drink only water for days until you have recovered. I wish I could move out of my parents' house right now!

[OpheliaBlue]

Originally posted by Gwendolyn I wish I could move out of my parents' house right now! then you'll have to pay your own rent, and cook your own meals, and paint your own lawn, and wash your own goldfish AND FEED YOUR OWN LAUNDRY etc I wish my son were 18 and in college already

[Neruo]

Originally posted by OpheliaBlue then you'll have to pay your own rent, and cook your own meals, and paint your own lawn, and wash your own goldfish AND FEED YOUR OWN LAUNDRY etc I wish my son were 18 and in college already But then, the cost of daipers would be enormous, daipers for adults arn't cheap like pampers darling! I wish I could play guitar around the world for a living. And not like a hobo but on stages with concerts n shit ^__^

[Gwendolyn]

Originally posted by Neruo I wish I could play guitar around the world for a living. And not like a hobo but on stages with concerts n shit ^__^ You can, but you won't really be popular. Everyone will boo you while you're on stage. Your concerts will be sold out to a crowd that only wants to taunt you when you're onstage. You will go down in history as the worst performer ever. I wish I had a career in the writing field.

[Alex D]

But of course you'd be stuck writing erotic fiction for magazines only bought by dirty old men. "And so the two lesbians were very, very happy. So happy in fact, they gave each other a vertical smile" I wish I wasn't sick and could sleep.