Thread: Favorite/Funnest Quotes From Films to Quote...

What quotes from films or books do you find the funnest to quote?

Not 'what are you favorite quotes' but which ones do you like to state? Maybe at random points in conversation...

Me, I like these-

"Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design!"
AND
"There's one thing you forgot about your precious roses Father Ralph De-Brichosaur! They've got nasty, hooky thorns."