Thread: Favorite/Funnest Quotes From Films to Quote...

INCONCEIVABLE!

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Ah, but I know something you do not!

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it.

BIG Kahuna Burger!

GOSH! Freakin' idiot!

Is she hot?

I like her bangs.

I caught you a delicious bass.

Wanna play me?

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

INCONCEIVABLE!

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Ah, but I know something you do not!

I've got a bad feeling about this...

Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen it.

I Love You.

I like to think of my jesus with a tuxedo tee-shirt. It says like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too.

See ya later navigator!

"I drink your milkshake! I drink it up!"


"Spread it on!"


And of course, anything from The Big Lebowski:

"Obviously you're not a golfer."

"Smokey, my friend, you are entering a world of pain."

"Shut the fuck up, Donny."

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

And my personal favorite: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like... your opinion, man." (<--- best come-back ever)

Etc.

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

"To the Pain."

"I've got two guns, one for each of you!"

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."

"If your knees aren't green at the end of the day you ought to seriously rethink your life."

"May the Force be with you."

"It's me again, Margaret!"

"Heeeeere's Johnny!"

"Come with me if you want to live."

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"You know what they call a Big Mac in France?"

"English, mother—er! Do you speak it?"

"Fill your hands you sonofabitch!"

"Mr. Rat, I have a writ here says you're to stop eating Chin Lee's cornmeal forthwith. Now it's a rat writ, writ for a rat, and this is lawful service of the same."

"I'm servin' some papers!"

"And I will take it up with mine - Lawyer Daggett. And he will make money and I will make money and your lawyer will make money... and you, Mr. Licensed Auctioneer, you will foot the bill. "

"I've got a good lawyer in J. Noble Daggett. "

"Baby sister, I was born game and I intend to go out that way. "

"Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothin'. "

...actually, pretty much everything Rooster Cogburn says in True Grit. Also, The Big Lebowski is awesome if only for the trippy dream/high scene to I Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In).

Is it secret? Is is safe?

"Great Scott!"
(With a favortie variation: "Great-a' Scott-u'!")

Originally Posted by Man of Steel

"I've got two guns, one for each of you!"

Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in "Tombstone"? That line has me laughing my arse off every time I watch the movie.

As for "True Grit", Rooster Cogburn was probably John Waynes best character... with JB Books from "The Shootist" coming in second.

Here's my quotes;

From Kellys Heroes..

Oddball: "To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers!!"

Big Joe: "I gotta get my men some action, before they start freakin' out with each other!"

Oddball: "Always with the negative waves Moriarty, ALWAYS with the negative waves!"



Ric

"I dont have 'A' gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a rack!"

I'm over here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible tasting food, and I have to look over at that. That looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my entire life, and it's B.S. - excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry; I'm like a single mother. Look, we all know home-ec is a joke - no offense - it's just that everyone takes this class to get an A, and it's bullshit - and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't want to sit here, all by myself, cooking this shitty food - no offense - and I just think that I don't need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No. There's three weeks left of school, give me a fuckin' break! I'm sorry for cursing.

Breaks between each movie... Wooden nickle if you can guess which ones they come from. (Some aren't exactly difficult.)

"This means something!"
It makes me sad when people don't get that line.
---
"A diversion!"
---
*waving sparklers* "We're children! We're children! We're children!"
---
"Laugh it up fuzzball."
---
"What do we do?"
"...We die."

"Hey, are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first? Who pesters the magician to tell you his tricks? Who sneaks downstairs to peek at his Christmas presents? Noooo, of course you're not. That's why I'm not gonna tell you! "
---
*angry* "Not a woman?!?"
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"Gelfling!"

"Skeksis!"

"Fizgig!"
"Aaraawraaw!"

i'm going to beat you all down with a stick! why are there no quotes from hot fuzz?

is it true that there is a place in a man's brain where if you shoot it, it will explode?

policeman officer

ever shot two guns while jumping through the air? *no ever shot one gun while jumping through the air? *No

its deactivated *clang*

reverend: oh shut up grasshopper! *bam* Jesus Chist! *falls*

if we don't crack down hard on these clowns we'll be up to our balls in jugglers!

the greater good

from shaun of the dead-you've got red on you.
its been a funny sort of day hasn't it
two seconds
the front door is open again!*slam*

right i'm gunna stop now....w/ those two movies i could go on until i quoted the entire thing.

Originally Posted by one

"I dont have 'A' gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate a rack!"

Ha, yes, I love that one.

"You know how I know you're gay?"
"How? How do you know I'm gay?"
"Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts."

and...

She's a hot grandma.


Heck, yeah.
No, do a grandma, man.

You should f*** her
on her plastic-covered couch.

F*** her while she watches
Murder, She Wrote.

She would probably find that
very erotic.

F*** her and then have her
send you a check
for $12 on your birthday.

rotfl!!!! wow that was hilarious.

mine are

"excuse me, is your refrigerator running? because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually."
- Peter in Family Guy

"I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection."
- Brian in Road to Rhode Island

"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster."
- Stewie in I am Peter, Hear me Roar

"What's this? Blueberries! Oh, oh my G ... oh, that's better than sex!"
- Stewie in Love Thy Trophy

Stewie, did you unhook mommy's bra?
- Lois in Brian in Love

"I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after last time."
- Peter in DaBoom

"Easy! Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk."
- Stewie in Brian Does Hollywood

"You're drunk again."
"No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking."
- Lois and Peter in Wasted Talent

"Lois, everyone has their sanctuary. The Catholics have churches, fat people have Wisconsin, and I have the Pawtucket Brewery."
- Peter in Wasted Talent

"Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different."
"Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."
- Lois and Stewie in Story on Page 1

"Peter, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?"
"Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes."
- Brian and Peter in A Fish Out of Water

"Let me guess, you picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP! big shock, a jack pops out and you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
- Stewie in The Kiss Seen Around the World

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
- Peter in Lethal Weapons

"Everybody! Guess what I am?"
"Hmm, the end result of a drunken back seat grope-fest and a broken prophylactic?"
- Meg and Stewie in And the Wiener is

"Here's to our wives! They may not be as hot as the women you see on TV, or as entertaining, but, um ... y'know, I don't know where I'm going with this, but thanks anyway."
- Peter in One if by Clam, Two if by Sea

Brian, you're home early. What happened with your date?"
"The same thing that always happens, she was an idiot."
- Peter and Brian in Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows

"By all means, turn me into a child star. Perhaps I can move to Californ-i-ay and wrangle me a three-way with the Olsen twins."
- Stewie in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"For me? Please?"
"All right, all right, but you owe me. Later, under the mistletoe, open mouth, no matter how drunk I am."
- Lois and Peter in A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

"You don't have to quit the force. I mean, you could get a desk job. Eh? You could be a desk."
- Peter in Ready, Willing and Disabled

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i frggin love family guy s you can tell....

Do you know how I know you're gay?

Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what's good for getting stains out? Sex with another man.~ family guy

missed one...

First of all: Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette - Gargamel did! She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gangbang scenario - Huh! I - it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual, th-they don't even have...reproductive organs under those little...white...pants. That's what's so illogical, y'know, about being a Smurf. Y'know what's the point of living... if you don't have a dick?

not really a quote but i found this online and i lost it....

grlzjstwannahavefun: whats a gushy tushy?

gushytushy23: meat puppet

grlzjstwannahavefun: what?

gushytushy23: you are a meat puppet

grlzjstwannahavefun: fuck you im a woman asshole

gushytushy23: oh. sorry. meat puppet

grlzjstwannahavefun: thats so cool. asssssssssss

gushytushy23: 21, man, you?

grlzjstwannahavefun: 25/f/westland

gushytushy23: cool. 26/male/dusseldorf

grlzjstwannahavefun: ok so whats a guhy tushy

gushytushy23: what does it mean to you? tell me about your parents, how was your relationship with them?

grlzjstwannahavefun: cute

gushytushy23: no.. really.. how much can you blame them for your current problems?

grlzjstwannahavefun: a lot i guess lol

gushytushy23: do you resent the fact they are rednecks? not that you are.

grlzjstwannahavefun: ummmmmmmmmm... wtf? they are not rednecs thanss

gushytushy23: fine. sorry. uneducated hill folk, better?

grlzjstwannahavefun: i guess. i dont blame them that much a little maybe

grlzjstwannahavefun: what about your parents?

gushytushy23: we're here to help you, i dont get paid to talk about me. lets get back to your problems

grlzjstwannahavefun: what? i hve to pay? wtf are you taling about?

gushytushy23: of course. now, your relationship with men, why is it do you think that never works?

grlzjstwannahavefun: idont know i can get bitchy demaning

gushytushy23: you don't think it might be a hygene issue?

grlzjstwannahavefun: doubtful

grlzjstwannahavefun: def not

gushytushy23: ok. moving on... your relationship with your girlfriends, why do you think they are all skanks?

grlzjstwannahavefun: i live in westland duh

gushytushy23: good point

grlzjstwannahavefun: gee thanks

grlzjstwannahavefun: do you do this for un

gushytushy23: no, i work for the canadians

grlzjstwannahavefun: oh

grlzjstwannahavefun: cool

gushytushy23: Ok, now I'm going to administer our standard personality test, try answering as honest as possible.

grlzjstwannahavefun: ok

gushytushy23: Ok, your standing in the welfare line, when a woman in front of you suddenly goes into labor.
She's already got five kids screaming all over the place for government cheese, and she's supposed to be back at her
middleschool by the time recess is over. Do you A) Call a doctor. B) Immediately take advantage of the situation and take her
place in line. C) Deliver the baby. D) Ask her to please shut those fucking kids up. E) Offer to find the babydaddy.

grlzjstwannahavefun: I cant deliver a baby probably a

grlzjstwannahavefun: Interesting. Ok. Next question. Would you rather have sex with a midget or a zebra?

grlzjstwannahavefun: midget

gushytushy23: Alright.... Next question. Would you rather have to fight Darth Vadar or that guy from Kung Fu?

grlzjstwannahavefun: i dont know that guy

gushytushy23: he's muslim

grlzjstwannahavefun: darth vadar

gushytushy23: Next question. You're abducted by aliens. They inform you they are going to administer an anal probe. Would you rather
have them lube you with A) Crisco B)Vaseline C) Crushed Pine Cones D) Sweat from Emanuelle Lewis

grlzjstwannahavefun: come on

gushytushy23: Just answer the question please.

grlzjstwannahavefun: Crisco

gushytushy23: I see you've been abducted before.

grlzjstwannahavefun: lol

gushytushy23: Well unfortunately your answers to these questions tell me you're a paranoid schizophrenic who digs anal.

grlzjstwannahavefun: i don dig anal

gushytushy23: That's between you and your family, I don't judge.

grlzjstwannahavefun: cool

grlzjstwannahavefun: what do you do?

gushytushy23: I help people. Online. You could call it a calling.

grlzjstwannahavefun: do you like it?

gushytushy23: Well the other day I talked an old woman out of beating the shit out of a parakeet, that was a good day. But I've seen a
lot of stuff being on the front lines here. It can get to you. You have to have pretty thick skin to be a chat room psychiatrist.

grlzjstwannahavefun: I bet

grlzjstwannahavefun: what do you do for fun

gushytushy23: I'm taken. Sorry. You seem like a nice girl. You mind if I put this on my website?

grlzjstwannahavefun: its cool

grlzjstwannahavefun: b

gushytushy23: Thanks.

grlzjstwannahavefun: you helped. it was fun

gushytushy23: Night. Take care.



this was prety funy too..

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:03:34 AM): now lick my vas deferans

drleb2009_3511 (10/18/2008 2:03:47 AM): where is that?..

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:03:55 AM): below my frenulum

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:03:59 AM): it's a female part

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:04:06 AM): stay with me

drleb2009_3511 (10/18/2008 2:04:18 AM): im with u...

drleb2009_3511 (10/18/2008 2:04:21 AM): just a bit tired..

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:04:48 AM): i understand

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:04:57 AM): do you mind if a have a prominant larnyx?

drleb2009_3511 (10/18/2008 2:05:33 AM): no, can u add a pic?

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:05:42 AM): i order you to throw your computer out the window

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:11:39 AM): hello?

gushytushy23 (10/18/2008 2:11:51 AM): heh

"Let's make a move, I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks." - Superbad

lol!!!
btw, sorry for the profanity in my quotes...