Thread: Are you ugly?

If you're reading this then yes, you are physically unattractive. Vain beautiful people wouldn't be caught dead reading a thread like this. This thread just serves to validate your thoughts.

1. When you hear people laughing around you (no matter how far away they are) 9/10 chance it's about you.

2. When you hear people whispering around you (no matter how far they are) 10/10 chance it's about you

3. When you see people crying around you (no matter how far they are) 5/10 chance it's because they accidentally looked at your face to fast.

4. When you see someone smiling that passes you, 10/10 chance they just thought of a mean joke involving you.

5. If you see someone that looks at you then darts their eyes away, 7/10 chance that their eyes began hurting and thus had to look at something else.

6. If you see someone staring at you 9/10 chance that means they are doing so because they are wanting to commit suicide and know the fastest way to death is by looking at you.

So if you've ever heard and/or seen people laughing around you, whispering around you, crying around you, smiling at you or darting their eyes from you...it means you suffer from a sever case of uglitis. We're very sorry but there is no cure.

For comical purposes only, I hope this doesn't cripple anyone's self-esteem. =/

This is funny how?

I guess you're still 'in denial', Sandform...

Originally Posted by Grod

I guess you're still 'in denial', Sandform...

No, I'm not in denial, I know.

*is crippled for life*

I'm ugly? Well, if you ask the right person, yes.

I look monstrous to some, angelic to others.

Originally Posted by Sandform

This is funny how?

It's funny because it seeks to make humor out of the mindset of insecure people. The fact is, none of the things that Jeff has stated indicate that you are ugly or beautiful, but insecure people do actually think otherwise. I think this thread is actually quite clever.

Originally Posted by Black_Eagle

It's funny because it seeks to make humor out of the mindset of insecure people. The fact is, none of the things that Jeff has stated indicate that you are ugly or beautiful, but insecure people do actually think otherwise. I think this thread is actually quite clever.

I disagree, 2, 3 and 6 are foolish, but all the other things are quite true. Quite often assholes and bitches will laugh at ugly people for being ugly.

Jerks will whisper about you, and

People who are generally nice but still find you repulsive will look at you and then dart their eyes because they find you repulsive. In fact sometimes they will just stare at you for the mere fact that you are ugly, and if it weren't for him saying it was to commit suicide, number 6 would be not be foolish to think.

If you think otherwise you have only put yourself into a deluded world where people aren't shallow and horrible. Even nice people are shallow, but they aren't mean, so they don't say anything.

Originally Posted by Sandform

I disagree, 2, 3 and 6 are foolish, but all the other things are quite true. Quite often assholes and bitches will laugh at ugly people for being ugly.

Jerks will whisper about you, and

People who are generally nice but still find you repulsive will look at you and then dart their eyes because they find you repulsive. In fact sometimes they will just stare at you for the mere fact that you are ugly, and if it weren't for him saying it was to commit suicide, number 6 would be not be foolish to think.

If you think otherwise you have only put yourself into a deluded world where people aren't shallow and horrible. Even nice people are shallow, but they aren't mean, so they don't say anything.

Well the thing is, people do all that stuff regardless of who's around anyway. It may be about you, but if there is a crowd, it could be about anyone or no one. You just can't ever really tell. If you're insecure, you will tend to pay attention to these things more closely.

I always think people are laughing at me. I don't know why. I guess I'm in denial.

Ah, quit making me reknow what I know! DX